Morrissey Central "PASSPORT" (August 19, 2024)

Morrissey's very first passport from his early teens has been stolen from the personal possessions of his late mother. The passport is circulating on Facebook/X by a "Steven Pisu" / "Xavier Jones". If the passport is sold / bought, there will be criminal proceedings against anyone who knowingly buys or sells or withholds the passport. In the UK, the action is viewed as robbery, and criminal charges apply. In the U.S., Section 496 can administer four years in prison/jail.


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a criminal will take your details,put it on a fake passport with a photo of the person who now has a fake passport in morrisseys name.,big business.
Exactly. I believe the advice is to retain your former passports and send them all back to the Passport Office for easier validation when renewing. Destroying them or letting fall into hands is disrecommended. A stultifyingly dull post, but I believe those are the facts.

Oh, and, yes, seems like either a house clearance find or a "keep your eyes open, that's Moz's mum's house" find - neither of which I find THAT reprehensible, really.
 
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I hope that if you do this, he at least reimburses you the amount that you paid for it.

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a criminal will take your details,put it on a fake passport with a photo of the person who now has a fake passport in morrisseys name.,big business.
Like this chap does?!

We have done already but no response. I have also emailed red light management as someone said that's who he is managed by. I've also been told it might be someone else. We don't mind shipping it but we want it to go to the correct person.
Is there an email address you can be reached at yourself? That would almost certainly be noted from here by parties acting for Morrissey.

Otherwise, as this issue is public now, and if you don't get a reply after trying what has been suggested, it would be wise to contact the authorities to ensure the passport is restored to its rightful owner. Good luck.
 
We have done already but no response. I have also emailed red light management as someone said that's who he is managed by. I've also been told it might be someone else. We don't mind shipping it but we want it to go to the correct person.
We've not really heard much from the new management since the announcement they were taking over, so I don't know how much they are involved in stuff like this situation. If you haven't already done so, my advice would be to contact Sam: https://www.facebook.com/samestyrayner
 
😆 lolzapaloopa!

He's really fcukin pissed his disco boy pic is 'out there'...awesome!!!


...no wonder Paul Morley thought he was a plank...he looks like a fcukin Butlins redcoat, ffs!

Nobody in punk Brum in 1976 dressed like this prick.

Imagine Morrissey at The Prefects gigs wearing this nonsense outfit? Clownery.

He never talks about his sojourns in Moseley, does he? Which is...interesting...

We see you, Steven. Fraud. Phoney.

Now he's having a fcukin hissy fit Diva meltdown because he was were too lazy to go through his Mom's memorabilia and protect his Public Image from this ridicule.

I like the flared shirt collars. Very fcukin Bee Gees...jayzuz wept!

This puts his review of The Ramones in context, doesn't it? He chatted shit about punk then retrospectively claimed to have been integral to the scene in Manchester when he was prancing around in this fookin fashion crime scene...too fcukin funny, lads!

BrummieBoy
 
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'If the passport is sold / bought, there will be criminal proceedings against anyone who knowingly buys or sells or withholds the passport. In the UK, the action is viewed as robbery, and criminal charges apply. In the U.S., Section 496 can administer four years in prison/jail.'

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Word up, Morrissey...bitch, you need to calm down...either you hallucinated this nonsense or it came from the same level of 'legal expertise' that led you to fantasise that you had a defensible case against The Drummer and The Bass Player...let me set you straight, Steven..ahem...

...for starters the US security apparatus has zero interest in a fcukin 50 year old passport from a foreign power that wouldn't even be recognised by the TSA.

No, it's not fcukin 'robbery' ya eejit. The Executors of your mother's estate binned it. Are you one of them? Because if you are, sunshine, it's YOU who are in trouble for not protecting the assets of the Deceased. What else did ye clowns throw in that skip? Tax records? Mike Joyce's barristers *might* be interested in questioning you and your sister...

..ffs...mt8
..if yer Mam kept that because it reminded her of when you were a troubled closeted teenage poof then it's you who looks like a turd in this "crime scene', fella.

Fcukin man up, dickwad...own your shit..."oh lordy! I gone done stupid i believe

..my bad!"...that kind of thing in your next press release, not that fcukin Canuck clown-arse Fiona blathering on how your some kinda pop messiah...trust me, mt8...ya fcukin ain't!

BrummieBoy

 
What's the big deal, moz? Holy shit. You are MOST ungenerous to your fans. You know, people who don't want to be assholes actually have to take care not to come off as being assholes. Because being an asshole and seeming like an asshole is really the same thing, fyi.
 
Thank you I'll contact them now
You might want to try contacting a US or British consulate and ask what to do since Morrissey could not be bothered to tell anyone how he wants this handled in his hysterical ridiculous announcement.
 
If it was indeed found, it isn't robbery and can't be prosecuted. The passport expired in 1986 and is functionally useless. What seems more likely?: that the passport was randomly found somewhere or that someone somehow "stole" it from Morrissey's mother's possessions but didn't manage to take any other more interesting photos or memorabilia? The idea of stealing from someone's recently deceased mother seems designed to garner sympathy. For someone who has written dozens of songs romanticizing crime (the Krays, Jack the Ripper, Hector, Ganglord, My Early *Burglary* Years), it's ridiculous to be so upset over a decades old passport. There is no meaningful private information there and I'll bet Morrissey is mainly upset about the leak of his embarrassing 1970s haircut photos.
 
What seems more likely?: that the passport was randomly found somewhere or that someone somehow "stole" it from Morrissey's mother's possessions but didn't manage to take any other more interesting photos or memorabilia?
Maybe they have got some other stuff, but to be honest just randomly finding it in a pile of recycling seems less likely. Unless you are a fan, it's extremely unlikely you'd spot this was the passport of any value. More likely it was pilfered by a family member/friend of the family/workman with access to wherever it was stored (there could have been boxes of 'junk' removed from the house to be destroyed), and passed on to a fan for a few bucks.
 
Morrissey would certainly be proud of the few idiotic contarians here. Which unfortunately is no longer a seal of quality these days.
 
Love to see a guy who has criticised the police and the legal system on multiple occasions over the years threaten someone with the police and the legal system. A true hypocrite and contrarian.
 
I saw the passport image on Facehugger and thought to myself that AI had finally got something right. To think it was stolen is just awful. Morrissey is quite right to be angry about this. It belongs to him. In the unlikely event that the thief is found he should face some form of punishment, be it a fine or community work. Unless the passport was found in a bin/garbage then that is different. Poor Morrissey. His private life should be private. What's wrong with people? I walked by Morrissey twice during the 90's in Dublin and just smiled and nodded at him.
 
'If the passport is sold / bought, there will be criminal proceedings against anyone who knowingly buys or sells or withholds the passport. In the UK, the action is viewed as robbery, and criminal charges apply. In the U.S., Section 496 can administer four years in prison/jail.'

😆 🤣 😂

Word up, Morrissey...bitch, you need to calm down...either you hallucinated this nonsense or it came from the same level of 'legal expertise' that led you to fantasise that you had a defensible case against The Drummer and The Bass Player...let me set you straight, Steven..ahem...

...for starters the US security apparatus has zero interest in a fcukin 50 year old passport from a foreign power that wouldn't even be recognised by the TSA.

No, it's not fcukin 'robbery' ya eejit. The Executors of your mother's estate binned it. Are you one of them? Because if you are, sunshine, it's YOU who are in trouble for not protecting the assets of the Deceased. What else did ye clowns throw in that skip? Tax records? Mike Joyce's barristers *might* be interested in questioning you and your sister...

..ffs...mt8
..if yer Mam kept that because it reminded her of when you were a troubled closeted teenage poof then it's you who looks like a turd in this "crime scene', fella.

Fcukin man up, dickwad...own your shit..."oh lordy! I gone done stupid i believe

..my bad!"...that kind of thing in your next press release, not that fcukin Canuck clown-arse Fiona blathering on how your some kinda pop messiah...trust me, mt8...ya fcukin ain't!

BrummieBoy



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😆 lolzapaloopa!

He's really fcukin pissed his disco boy pic is 'out there'...awesome!!!


...no wonder Paul Morley thought he was a plank...he looks like a fcukin Butlins redcoat, ffs!

Nobody in punk Brum in 1976 dressed like this prick.

Imagine Morrissey at The Prefects gigs wearing this nonsense outfit? Clownery.

He never talks about his sojourns in Moseley, does he? Which is...interesting...

We see you, Steven. Fraud. Phoney.

Now he's having a fcukin hissy fit Diva meltdown because he was were too lazy to go through his Mom's memorabilia and protect his Public Image from this ridicule.

I like the flared shirt collars. Very fcukin Bee Gees...jayzuz wept!

This puts his review of The Ramones in context, doesn't it? He chatted shit about punk then retrospectively claimed to have been integral to the scene in Manchester when he was prancing around in this fookin fashion crime scene...too fcukin funny, lads!

BrummieBoy

Don't make fun of Mozzy's haaair...
Because he can't help it!
When he was a teenage booiii...
Something got stuck in his thoughts!
 
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