Morrissey Central "Booths Bag" (July 7, 2024)

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Another day, another curious Central post

 

[Orange Crush]

Veal Around The Fountain

 

[Barking]

I've got " I predict a fry-up" in me head now

 

[BookishBoy]

The Boy with the Quorn in His Pie

 

[Barking]

This is a tribute to Francois Hollande , ex French president elected MP tonight who secretly wants to become Prime Minister. His nickname is « Flamby » , the brand of a famous wobbly flan with caramel for kids.

Dear Dudelino.

I hope this doesn't come across as mean, but the whole point of a reference is that

-you don't have to explain it ( and certainly not several times)
-several people have it in common.

I can guarantee not one person in the world besides yourself thought of F.H. ( who's about as charming as last week-end's jelly) when they saw that bag.

No. Now my real concern is, would something like
Oh seitan ! Oh seitan ! Seitan next to me!(Booths)
work? And could I claim a quid for it?

 

[mabuk]

Girlfriend In A Korma. Not exactly sure how that works, sounds cannibalistic?

 

[Tampa Moz Fan]

Everyday Is Like Sundae. Too obvious?

 

[Mimi Ramone]

Reminds me of this a while back:

Manchester Has A Pun-Tastic Smiths-Themed Indian Restaurant | Clash Magazine Music News, Reviews & Interviews

A Smiths-themed Indian restaurant in Manchester is busy conquering social media. This Charming Naan opened last year, and has managed to not only survive

www.clashmusic.com

 

[Trevelbond]

Truffle Loves Me

 

[Dorothy]

Our Frankfurter

 

[BrokenFrame]

The Truth About Booths

 

[Ashley_TakeABow]

The Harsh Truth of the Mincemeat Pie

 

[Gaylord Deepstar]

This bag is better artwork than most of Moaning Myrtle’s album covers of the last decade.

 

[Gregor Samsa]

Death

 

[Orange Crush]

I Wish You Polony

 

[Girlmostlikely]

Billy Spud
The Fruit Loop

 

[boinging]

The Boy with the Prawn Salad Side

 

[No 27]

That's deeply erotic.

 

[goinghome]

This must be,
a jumped-up pantry buy

 

[Loosie]

In The Future When Ale's Well
I Wish You Baloney

 

[The Alchemist]

That's deeply erotic.

PIE-NESS IS NICE.....
and pie-ness will stop you
from scoffing all the other foods you'd like to....
so if you do hear of other pies, some other lovely pies
ask me, I might take your pie surprise....