Morrissey Central "SOMEWHERE IN PORTUGAL" (January 2, 2024)

[photo of graffiti on bridge - there is a light that never goes out]

SOMEWHERE IN PORTUGAL - MESSAGES FROM MORRISSEY - MORRISSEY CENTRAL - SOMEWHERE IN PORTUGAL

MESSAGES FROM MORRISSEY on MORRISSEY CENTRAL

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[Thewlis]

has the word bridge been in an M lyric or title of a song,probably staring me right in the coupon but cannot think of one at the moment,come on people get thinking.

Under the iron bridge we kissed

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Perhaps it’s just a message of encouragement for drivers who are afraid of going under the bridge at night. Right?

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

has the word bridge been in an M lyric or title of a song,probably staring me right in the coupon but cannot think of one at the moment,come on people get thinking.

Heaven Knows I’m A Bridge Now?

 

[gordyboy9]

Under the iron bridge we kissed

cheers thew,i knew there would be one at least,puts me out of my misery.

 

[gordyboy9]

Heaven Knows I’m A Bridge Now?

yawn,yawn and an even bigger yawn.

 

[Flash]

Despite posting the power of these words and celebrating what we see here, still he doesn’t sing the song for us all. I don’t understand. He must surely realise that playing There is a light will transform a gig.

 

[marred]

I think stuff like this is always cool. Those of us who truly love The Smiths have something special in common. I appreciate it so much, honestly.

Just watched Uncle Buck for the umpteenth time again last night. That scene with the principal! Buck Melanoma...

 

[ACTON]

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Thinking it would be a nice bridge to jump off of. Not me of course, I gotta stay alive just to continue posting my awesome comments (like this one) here on solo.

You’re all welcome.

Is that where Morrissey's career jumped from and subsequently got hit by a truck?

 

[Johnnie Ray]

has the word bridge been in an M lyric or title of a song,probably staring me right in the coupon but cannot think of one at the moment,come on people get thinking.

Umm...I think you're thinking of that outhouse in Poughkeepsie.

 

[CrazyFaceGenes]

I'm gonna write something Moz related in a toilet cubicle and see if i can get a sneaky picture of a turd on to Central.

 

[Was I ever any good]

I'm gonna write something Moz related in a toilet cubicle and see if i can get a sneaky picture of a turd on to Central.

I farted something I couldn’t flush

 

[Orange Crush]

If someone was to go on a dirty protest - and I am not for one minute suggesting that they do - a song title in excrement would surely end up on Moz Central.

 

[gashonthenail]

agree!

But as it being a Central post though? Just imagine what Morrissey could really do with Central if he just posted things from his own archive or even did a monthly post talking about what records, books, films he’s been enjoying and why. It could really be something special for his fans and for culture.

Yep, a new year begins, and somebody somewhere is scrawling graffiti on a bridge or a toilet wall. Moz Central could do so much better than this.

 

[CrazyFaceGenes]

I farted something I couldn’t flush

Well..
Some turds are bigger than others


Sorry for that appalling joke

 

[Benny-the-British-Butcher]

What a bunch of trainspotters………….
Get a 4kin life

Benny

 

[klaus]

i bet boz did that

 

[Was I ever any good]

What a bunch of trainspotters………….
Get a 4kin life

Benny

Says, Mark “ rent boy” Renton

 

[Requiescant]

has the word bridge been in an M lyric or title of a song,probably staring me right in the coupon but cannot think of one at the moment,come on people get thinking.

There's also 'Ammunition', "I know these roads//Each ridge//And narrow bridge
//Each chevron//Enticing me on//Each warning sign//I take in my stride"

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

agree!

But as it being a Central post though? Just imagine what Morrissey could really do with Central if he just posted things from his own archive or even did a monthly post talking about what records, books, films he’s been enjoying and why. It could really be something special for his fans and for culture.

Absolutely! I would love a Morrissey podcast so to speak, where he just discussed himself in that way. I've always loved the manner in which he speaks, his dry humor and just how thoughtful his responses/statements are. To me, he's always been more than just the songs and the voice. He should share his mind too, and help brighten things up.

Not going to lie, that would be amazing. It really would. I would love to know about the latest music/bands, books, series, movies or whatever that he's found an appreciation for.

We all know that he has always been obsessed with various art forms (music, film, etc) so surely writing a column or something on Central once a month or even just when he has something interesting to shout about would be infinitely better than these weird posts that are just so below him.

if you’re reading @realdonnieknutson please
pass this info on. Thank you in advance!