Off-topic fight thread

Re: Credibility failure follows fact failure for 'Skylarker'

Once again, I'm happy to confirm that I/we are NOT this 'ShaunTheBrummie' you refer to. You have admitted you have no credibility and cannot be taken seriously as you are a scurrilous gossip. You now wish to advance to the forum the proposition that you have the mental abilities to do complex writing analysis and comparison and that your attempts to do so in this instance deserve anything other than yet more ridicule. But, guess what? Ridicule is exactly what you now get.

You have used racist language without "air quotes" or any other signifier that might suggest ironic engagement. Quite simply: you are thick! Trying to communicate with you to facilitate your development would be like trying to house-train a baby chimpanzee. Ain't gonna happen! We just accept you are incapable of change and personal growth without a huge crisis emerging in your life.....perhaps you may drink too much 'beer' at 'Halloween' and have an epiphany, a 'moment of clarity'?
Who knows? We no longer care. You are comical. And pathetic. And a bully. That's not a good look, dude. And it won't bring you good luck.

Our visit to this site has confirmed and clarified Ran Prieur's observation that 'Fame is a mental illness in the followers of the famous person'. He probably doesn't know who Kristeen Young is, but it's certainly a killer app quote! We would add that 'Any Artist who puports to be a 'star' above The Audience is co-dependent with the mental illness of the 'fans'. The Stage is merely a viewing platform'. Nothing else.

With your bizarre outbursts and your scampering around from thread to thread, vanishing when you're vanquished, turning up again to resurrect dormant threads and start a new 'fight' has been hugely entertaining but a month or so with this travelling circus is more than enough.

Have you noticed 'Skylarker': you're on your own with the whole 'BrummieBoy' is a 'racist' thing? Have you not noticed there's no line of people behind you ready to back you up. Guess what? There's probably only 3 or 4 crazeeez here who would back you up and then it would only be because they've got nothing to lose in life. Neither have you, by the sounds of it. Your job could bring great joy to children. I've no idea whey you're so ashamed of it, other than that you have the usual machismo-testosterone-poisoning syndrome. That's probably why you're a bald twit as well as a thick twit.

Now, blow a fuse trying to think of a response to this or just run away and ignore it and start another bush-fire on another thread. I could care less. I've exposed you and your silly friends, Viva.NHNS.mcrickson. IonaMink... and all the other sociopathic losers whose names and personalities escape me as they were so completely boring. There are some interesting people here, 'peptastic' and 'seekerofgoogsongs'. 'cornelius' could be reasonable, but tries too hard.Bless! There are other merit awards to hand out but I'm tired now. It's 5:45. I'll play that Who song as I get ready for bed.

I hope you find a place of safety and sanctuary.

Please reference any and all past and future comments by the ridiculous 'Skylarker' concerning 'BrummieBoy' to his rather startling admission tonight against his 'credibility' as follows:

Thanks for clarifying you have zero credibility and no-one need ever listen to you..

@Skylarker

'I'm hardly in defense mode.
Bottom line is that very few people care about gossip unless it has substantial credibility. So far I don't see any specific claims here that are even remotely first hand or verifiable, and I'm not quite dumb enough to think that my side of the story will change anyone's opinion.'


Remember that. Your side of the non-story will not change anyone's opinion. Well, not anyone of any importance or genuine influence.

Gosh, look at Morrissey's fans! Look how his music and words changed so many lives for the better. But, sadly, not 'Skylarker' or any of the other numerous '3 Mental Patients'.

A good night's work well done. And, for now, we are almost complete.....

toodle pip!
'BrummieBowlerHatBoy'

You do realize that with every post you make, I generally read about three random sentences and get the general idea, right?

If that much.
 
Re: Credibility failure follows fact failure for 'Skylarker'

cunnilingus bomb

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And thirdly, gifs are often the most appropriate and concise way to make a statement. Because sometimes there are no words to express a multifaceted idea or mood. The trick is knowing when to write and knowing when to gif. It is something that us in the intellegencia are quite skilled at. :rolleyes:

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= cunnilingus bomb :)

HEY.... Cunnilingus Bomb...Cornelius Blaze!!!!!!!!

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Re: Credibility failure follows fact failure for 'Skylarker'

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You're laughing but I get that every night off Moz, I'm getting fed up of it to be fair.
 
Re: Credibility failure follows fact failure for 'Skylarker'

And so the omnishambles continued.....

'mcrickson', 'realitybites', 'corneliusblaze' and the rest of the clowns continued trying to evade the reality of the thread with a pity-party of gifs and YouTube clips. But there was just one problem: the folk at 'BrummieBoy' had largely switched to 'thread tools/printable view'. No more avatars. No more signatures. No more gifs/jpegs/youtube nonsense. There was a tranquilly to the site now that allowed a far more productive pace of work. In this mode, it was painfully obvious how little was said of any important. Just like their cult leader when stipped of hyperbole and faux-controversial trolling.

The tiresome distractions of 'My-Waste-f-Space' clutter eradicated with a few brief mouse-clicks.

Of course, there was humour in knowing that their desperate continuing attempts to communicate with 'BrummieBoy' were entirely pointless unless they used words. Howevereven this uncluttered mode was not without challenges to sanity, as the risible attempt at 'Olympic Swearing' by someone called 'Uncleskinky' showed. Suddenly, BB's phone rang:

"heh! BrummieBumBoy! ye fc-uk'tastic bastard fcukety-fcuk!!!. 's there a 'porblem'? D'ya need me?Jamie? Who's Skinny? Some ho upstart btich needin spit-roastin?!"

BB replied calmly:

"Malcolm! Helloooo! Long time....thnx 4 yr txts. Shame about that first episode..ahem..! Hope you can turn it round on Saturday. Yes, both of you may be called up.....but not...just....yet! I'll let you know when if and when I need you to drain my fat English cock with your Scottish hooovamouth 'bagpipe' skills. Whilst Mel rams me with a souvenir spice-tour strap-on, of course! Until then: toodle-pip! Fcukety byes 4 now! Laters"

*sincerely BrummieBoy*

....But still 'mcrickson' and 'realitybites' just couldn't accept their technological oblivion. They scoured the web for gifs that might ease their intense embarrasment and humiliation, communicating to no-one but their inbred clique. It was all about saving face now.
'realitybites' would have some difficulty explaining to her nano-audience at her blog and, ahem, 'atheism thread' how she balanced that strangulated prose with her bizarre claim that 'gifs help us express that which is inexpressible'. Yes, some real rational thinking there!

'BrummieBoy' sighed and looked at the clock. It was afternoon to evening across the U.S.A. Time to retire to bed and leave the crazees to another night of their cutting-edge interweb humour that challenged every possible convention of communication. They would surely now win 'best new web forum gaming strategy of 2004'. All they had to do now was begin a blizzard of new threads on 'important' topics so that embarassments like this one could be shunted down out of sight. Once Kewpie had been persuaded to remove the 'sticky', that is.

"sleep is the brother to death"

sincerely

BrummieBoy
 
Words had failed them. They were a laughing stock, but still they carried on.......

And so the omnishambles continued.....

'mcrickson', 'realitybites' and the rest of the clowns continued trying to evade the reality of every thread with a pity-party of gifs and YouTube clips. But there was just one problem: the folk at 'BrummieBoy' had largely switched to 'thread tools/printable view'. No more avatars. No more signatures. No more gifs/jpegs/youtube nonsense. There was a tranquilly to the site now that allowed a far more productive pace of work. In this mode, it was painfully obvious how little was said of any important. Just like their cult leader when stipped of hyperbole and faux-controversial trolling.

The tiresome distractions of 'My-Waste-f-Space' clutter eradicated with a few brief mouse-clicks.

Of course, there was humour in knowing that their desperate continuing attempts to communicate with 'BrummieBoy' were entirely pointless unless they used words, even though they had no talents in that area. However even this uncluttered mode was not without challenges to B.B's sanity, as the risible attempt at 'Olympic Swearing' by someone called 'Uncleskinky' showed. Suddenly, BB's phone rang:

"heh! BrummieBumBoy! ye fc-uk'tastic bastard fcukety-fcuk!!!. 's there a 'porblem'? D'ya need me?Jamie? Who's Skinny? Some ho upstart btich needin spit-roastin?!"

BB replied calmly:

"Malcolm! Helloooo! Long time....thnx 4 yr txts. Shame about that first episode..ahem..! Hope you can turn it round on Saturday. Yes, both of you may be called up.....but not...just....yet! I'll let you know when if and when I need you to drain my fat English cock with your Scottish hooovamouth 'bagpipe' skills. Whilst Mel rams me with a souvenir spice-tour strap-on, of course! Until then: toodle-pip! Fcukety byes 4 now! Laters"

*sincerely BrummieBoy*

....But still 'mcrickson' and 'realitybites' just couldn't accept their technological oblivion. They scoured the web for gifs that might ease their intense embarrasment and humiliation, communicating to no-one but their inbred clique. It was all about saving face now.
'realitybites' would have some difficulty explaining to her nano-audience at her blog and, ahem, 'atheism thread' how she balanced that strangulated prose with her bizarre claim that 'gifs help us express that which is inexpressible'. Yes, some real rational thinking there!

'BrummieBoy' sighed and looked at the clock. It was afternoon to evening across the U.S.A. Time to retire to bed and leave the crazees to another night of their cutting-edge interweb humour that challenged every possible convention of communication. They would surely now win 'best new web forum gaming strategy of 2004'. All they had to do now was begin a blizzard of new threads on 'important' topics so that embarassments like this one could be shunted down out of sight. Once Kewpie had been persuaded to remove the 'sticky', that is.

"sleep is the brother to death"

sincerely

BrummieBoy
 
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Re: Credibility failure follows fact failure for 'Skylarker'

BrummieBoy' had largely switched to 'thread tools/printable view'. No more avatars. No more signatures. No more gifs/jpegs/youtube nonsense. There was a tranquilly to the site now that allowed a far more productive pace of work. In this mode, it was painfully obvious how little was said of any important.

Good, you learned to self-censor instead of trying to censor everyone else.
 
Re: Credibility failure follows fact failure for 'Skylarker'

But, Brummie, I thought you had put me back on 'ignore' because you couldn't take someone poking holes through your sad, silly facade? :rolleyes: Oh you! Do you mean to tell me you've actually been viewing my replies the whole time and replying to them despite attempts to ignore me? :eek: What a shocking revelation!
Your dependence on this site is sexually unattractive.
 
Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3....

Good, you learned to self-censor instead of trying to censor everyone else.

You couldn't be more absurd and ridiculous if you tried. I'll briefly dismiss you, then leave a further runic riff for posterity. Don't flatter yourself that we'll waste any more time on an intellectual and ethical harridan like you.

'self-censor instead of trying to censor everyone else'......have a look back at your comment history, in particular your prissy, prim misandry. If you're going to tell me and CG how and when we may discuss blowjobs when in The Pigsty (!), then you, madam, are going to get the mother-of-all-wake up calls. There's a certain droll gallows humour to your comment given your insouciant acquiesence with 'Skyfater's inept attempts to smear us as 'racists'. We note the continued deletion of various posts and threads, but it's hardly important: it's not as if this site has any credibility with regard to privacy, data-protection, moderation or 'reputation' [sic]. We copied everything and have all the search engine caches we need. But thanks to all for playing the game so gormlessly.

You are co-dependendent with the sociopaths. You have hitched your wagon to their in exchange for joining them in their 'reputation' clusterfcuk, which only the crass and the stupid on this site pay any attention to. Your 'Stockholm Syndrome' schtick was interesting, briefly, until it became obvious as a ruse once we gave your 'writings' a cursory scan. We have better things to do in life than attend to your unresolved and entirely pedestrian dramas. Your 'atheism' thread is unintentionally hilarious. Even if we had time to debunk the amateur hour musings there we would not do so, as paying any further attention to your illiterate and illogical 'musings' would only feed the bonfire of your vanities.

You can circle-jerk with 'mcrickson' and the rest and furiously bombard this thread and others with your 'Winona' tropes but you are simply ludicrous. Your attempts to police heterosexual banter is indicative of a profound unease around masculinity, your desperate assumption/labelling of me/us as 'gay' only goes to show that Morrissey's purloining of Vidal/Wilde motifs from us changed nothing. He's had 30 years, time for the retirement party and the long-service career gold-watch. He deserves his delusional 'fans' as they deserve their delusional pseudo-star. 'allyouneedismeallineedisyou' and so on and so forth.

Do not imagine that your attempts at a riposte earn you anything other than legitimate scorn. And, please: remove the 'CM' link to your tiresome blog from your 'signature'. If you can't do that, at least have the decency to carry a public health alert: "Warning! Reading 'realitybites' blog may cause irrevocable damage to your brain."

Goodbye 'realitybites'. Enjoy whatever else happens in your life when this site crashes and burns. Which it will....it surely will.
You will get no further responses. Unless of course, we are truly bored or waiting to catch a plane, train or automobile and feel like rubbing your nose in your own intellectual and moral excretia one more time. To be a writer, you have to have something to say. You have nothing to say. Please stick to gifs. Please delete your blog. Please do not communicate your vapid vacuity to our retinas again. Thanks.

sincerely B.B

'first i was like......:rolleyes:, then i'm like........:rolleyes:......i do not think that meme means wot u fink it meanz!:crazy:.........' in some level of bedlam the gifs/youtube/jpeg blizzard continued, but none of it showed up on emails or when browsing the forums using 'print ready' mode.......the '3 Mental Patients' gnased and wailed and beat their tiny fists on their keyboards.....there was no response, other than words. and words failed them.....each.... and.....every....single...time.......:tears: of :lbf:!!!

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Cultural algorithmns were showered like confetti by the 'BrummieBoy' team in Birmingham in 1976. It was the ultimate coffee-shop-salon society based in Moseley. It was the real nerve centre of a potential cultural revolution that began in 1972, only to be still-born in 1976 as it almost immediately descended into a tiresome pogo pit of testosterone and spit. Folk came from London, Manchester and all points of the compass to feed at the font of 'BrummieBoys' wisdom. Having absorbed the lessons from art history, Devoto jumped ship too, others followed soon after. Rotten's attempt at morphing his 'public image' back into the authenticity of Lydon was too little, too late. He had been given all that he needed at Bogarts and Barbarellas but, in his innocent anger, he chose to ignore the deeper, wider canvas that was being sketched out. He did not understand 'follow your bliss' and only realised too late that it was nothing to do with supposed 'hippies', but was the very energetic substrate to all the artistic innovations that had led him to find the courage to challenge McClaren's patronising hegemony.

Lawrence (now of Belgravia) and The Prefects initially followed the path with rigour, but L too descended into pantomime once too often, whilst The P's and their later iterations were shamefully ignored for not selling out and not caving in. Kevin, as always, was Kevin and got.....'confused' about notions of 'soul', passion, integrity and later, infamously about gender identity. As for those in 'BrummieBoy': true love trumped the delusionality of 'fame' every single time. All would be revealed: posthumously. All entreaties to manifest @20:12, 20/12, 2012 had been rejected. The 'real' BrummieBoy was very clear and very brief when he cancelled the project: "if popular music and art was going to change anything of substance: it would have happened by now". The planet was not ready for this bliss consciousness and it was too late to use it to prevent Collapse. The fugitive from the role of 'world-leader-pretend' which officers of 'The Moonies' had tried to coerce him into watched as their puppet in South Korea died. He had comprehensively rejected his pre-ordained role as 'The Annointed One'. His sojourn in Los Angeles to eviscerate The Magisterium had taken it's toll: all he was prepared to do now was to finalise the archived oeuvre with 'someCovLad' and pass it to his estate planners. He had been annointmed as a child in Dublin in 1970 and rejected it. Again in Birmingham in 1976 and rejected it. Now, for the third and final time he denied he was The Messiah, by echoing his one true friend by quoting him one last time, in final rejection of stars/gurus/leaders/prophets/messiahs: 'Truth Is A Pathless Land'.Meanwhile, in some outpost of Luxuria, a troubled middle-aged man moved his gaze from the laptop screen to the mirror and plaintively whispered: "so......have I failed?......am i beyond redemption?.......is forgiveness not possible?............"

There was no reply.

regards

'BrummieBoy'

"kids! hurry up! we'll miss the school bus/train. ffs!"
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

You couldn't be more absurd and ridiculous if you tried. I'll briefly dismiss you, then leave a further runic riff for posterity. Don't flatter yourself that we'll waste any more time on an intellectual and ethical harridan like you.

'self-censor instead of trying to censor everyone else'......have a look back at your comment history, in particular your prissy, prim misandry. If you're going to tell me and CG how and when we may discuss blowjobs when in The Pigsty (!), then you, madam, are going to get the mother-of-all-wake up calls. There's a certain droll gallows humour to your comment given your insouciant acquiesence with 'Skyfater's inept attempts to smear us as 'racists'. We note the continued deletion of various posts and threads, but it's hardly important: it's not as if this site has any credibility with regard to privacy, data-protection, moderation or 'reputation' [sic]. We copied everything and have all the search engine caches we need. But thanks to all for playing the game so gormlessly.

You are co-dependendent with the sociopaths. You have hitched your wagon to their in exchange for joining them in their 'reputation' clusterfcuk, which only the crass and the stupid on this site pay any attention to. Your 'Stockholm Syndrome' schtick was interesting, briefly, until it became obvious as a ruse once we gave your 'writings' a cursory scan. We have better things to do in life than attend to your unresolved and entirely pedestrian dramas. Your 'atheism' thread is unintentionally hilarious. Even if we had time to debunk the amateur hour musings there we would not do so, as paying any further attention to your illiterate and illogical 'musings' would only feed the bonfire of your vanities.

You can circle-jerk with 'mcrickson' and the rest and furiously bombard this thread and others with your 'Winona' tropes but you are simply ludicrous. Your attempts to police heterosexual banter is indicative of a profound unease around masculinity, your desperate assumption/labelling of me/us as 'gay' only goes to show that Morrissey's purloining of Vidal/Wilde motifs from us changed nothing. He's had 30 years, time for the retirement party and the long-service career gold-watch. He deserves his delusional 'fans' as they deserve their delusional pseudo-star. 'allyouneedismeallineedisyou' and so on and so forth.

Do not imagine that your attempts at a riposte earn you anything other than legitimate scorn. And, please: remove the 'CM' link to your tiresome blog from your 'signature'. If you can't do that, at least have the decency to carry a public health alert: "Warning! Reading 'realitybites' blog may cause irrevocable damage to your brain."

Goodbye 'realitybites'. Enjoy whatever else happens in your life when this site crashes and burns. Which it will....it surely will.
You will get no further responses. Unless of course, we are truly bored or waiting to catch a plane, train or automobile and feel like rubbing your nose in your own intellectual and moral excretia one more time. To be a writer, you have to have something to say. You have nothing to say. Please stick to gifs. Please delete your blog. Please do not communicate your vapid vacuity to our retinas again. Thanks.

sincerely B.B

'first i was like......:rolleyes:, then i'm like........:rolleyes:......i do not think that meme means wot u fink it meanz!:crazy:.........' in some level of bedlam the gifs/youtube/jpeg blizzard continued, but none of it showed up on emails or when browsing the forums using 'print ready' mode.......the '3 Mental Patients' gnased and wailed and beat their tiny fists on their keyboards.....there was no response, other than words. and words failed them.....each.... and.....every....single...time.......:tears: of :lbf:!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cultural algorithmns were showered like confetti by the 'BrummieBoy' team in Birmingham in 1976. It was the ultimate coffee-shop-salon society based in Moseley. It was the real nerve centre of a potential cultural revolution that began in 1972, only to be still-born in 1976 as it almost immediately descended into a tiresome pogo pit of testosterone and spit. Folk came from London, Manchester and all points of the compass to feed at the font of 'BrummieBoys' wisdom. Having absorbed the lessons from art history, Devoto jumped ship too, others followed soon after. Rotten's attempt at morphing his 'public image' back into the authenticity of Lydon was too little, too late. He had been given all that he needed at Bogarts and Barbarellas but, in his innocent anger, he chose to ignore the deeper, wider canvas that was being sketched out. He did not understand 'follow your bliss' and only realised too late that it was nothing to do with supposed 'hippies', but was the very energetic substrate to all the artistic innovations that had led him to find the courage to challenge McClaren's patronising hegemony.

Lawrence (now of Belgravia) and The Prefects initially followed the path with rigour, but L too descended into pantomime once too often, whilst The P's and their later iterations were shamefully ignored for not selling out and not caving in. Kevin, as always, was Kevin and got.....'confused' about notions of 'soul', passion, integrity and later, infamously about gender identity. As for those in 'BrummieBoy': true love trumped the delusionality of 'fame' every single time. All would be revealed: posthumously. All entreaties to manifest @20:12, 20/12, 2012 had been rejected. The 'real' BrummieBoy was very clear and very brief when he cancelled the project: "if popular music and art was going to change anything of substance: it would have happened by now". The planet was not ready for this bliss consciousness and it was too late to use it to prevent Collapse. The fugitive from the role of 'world-leader-pretend' which officers of 'The Moonies' had tried to coerce him into watched as their puppet in South Korea died. He had comprehensively rejected his pre-ordained role as 'The Annointed One'. His sojourn in Los Angeles to eviscerate The Magisterium had taken it's toll: all he was prepared to do now was to finalise the archived oeuvre with 'someCovLad' and pass it to his estate planners. He had been annointmed as a child in Dublin in 1970 and rejected it. Again in Birmingham in 1976 and rejected it. Now, for the third and final time he denied he was The Messiah, by echoing his one true friend by quoting him one last time, in final rejection of stars/gurus/leaders/prophets/messiahs: 'Truth Is A Pathless Land'.Meanwhile, in some outpost of Luxuria, a troubled middle-aged man moved his gaze from the laptop screen to the mirror and plaintively whispered: "so......have I failed?......am i beyond redemption?.......is forgiveness not possible?............"

There was no reply.

regards

'BrummieBoy'

"kids! hurry up! we'll miss the school bus/train. ffs!"

f*** you, clown.
 
'mcrickson' gets serviced by a Villa fan..

But, Brummie, I thought you had put me back on 'ignore' because you couldn't take someone poking holes through your sad, silly facade? :rolleyes: Oh you! Do you mean to tell me you've actually been viewing my replies the whole time and replying to them despite attempts to ignore me? :eek: What a shocking revelation!
Your dependence on this site is sexually unattractive.

Dream on, loser!
Paddy here, with a once and final message for you to ram up your American shitter.

We were given carte-blanche to model aspects of the 'BrummieBoy' mass-consciousness effect here, and that's all you or anyone else has ever got when we were bored/had time to mess around here when we're not busy on 'Project Magisterium'. Me, Shazza, 'MelB'...the whole gang of us. We're admin/technical support, but we're not 'BrummieBoy'!!!

'BrummieBoy'? lol!

'He/she/it/they' have no idea who you are. And we have no real idea who he/she/it/they are. Srsly!

Let me explain.
We're in an extension next to a large, suburban house in middle England.

Various people come in and out. They look like George Clooney, Wayne Rooney, Frank Skinner, Lawrence. Kevin Rowlands. Mel B, Morrissey, Jennifer Saunders, Armando Iannucci, Chris Morris, Posh'n'Becks. And loads of other 'famous' people. But it isn't actually those famous people. There's loads of other people involved as well, but they seem to be a motley crew of buiders, office types and so on. Not famous, but they seem as important to 'The Project' as any of the 'famous' look-a-likes.

At first, we thought they were a tribute band or something, but we've no idea now what's really happening. There's a music/video studio which they broadcast some internet station from, but we're not allowed in there and we've never heard any of the output, and can't find it anywhere on the 'official' web. We think it's a private station and that it's current affairs rather than music or film as such.

Every now and then 'voices' come out of a large p.a system in this 'office/call-centre/h.q'. We have to try and transcribe what we hear as best we can. Sometimes the voice is male, sometimes female, sometimes we can't tell. Sometimes the audio is really fast or really slow or in a foreign language which we have to put into Google translate. We compare notes, brainstorm, and then post a composite of what we think we've heard. We get no feedback as to whether we're on track or way off the road in the ditch. We've no idea what this is about, but have suddenly been told this morning we don't have to be anonymous trainees/interns anymore and can add our 'personalities' to the mix. I'm first off the block!

So, there we are. I wouldn't try too hard to figure this out. I think it might all be a piss-take. We reckon they won the lottery and are just having some kind of a laugh, but we're not sure at who's expense. There's an 'off-the-grid' compound near Cader Idris in mid-Wales and there are flats/houses in Birmingham, London, Manchester, NYC and L.A. We now there's a mirror-operation being set up at One Wilshire for the next stage of 'Operation Magisterium', but I don't think that's live yet as the Sabbath LA faction haven't been given the call yet. There was a big neon flasing stage set on a nearby industrial estate which spelled out @20:12, 20/12, 2012....but that's recently been amended to @20:12, 20/12, 2021. There's loads of air-tickets and travel plans which seem to be connected with the American Presidential elections, but it might be something to do with Morrissey's tour as well. Honestly, we don't know. I think the real BrummieBoy is either the wife or son/daughter of the person everyone thinks is 'BrummieBoy' because it CANNOT be him. He's a real hard-core Conservative Catholic and is always in the local paper ranting about immorality in the arts and trying to stop films being shown at the local cinema, trying to ban lewd plays and shit. It can't be him, even though his name has been linked to it all for whatever reason. It's his wife. Or his son. Or someone close, but it's NOT him. It's not me either!!!!!!! It is NOT me! I'm only 23 and not sure I can hack the weirdness of this for much longer. No idea why the 'security' stuff has suddenly changed so I can talk. It will probably have changed back by lunch-time....wouldn't surprise me in the least.

Anyway, gotta fly! We've just been called to the conference suite as there's been some big development with 'Operation Magisterium'. I won't be responding again to you or your jifs or 'first i'm like thick, then I'm like really thick' crap. You're a prat. You wouldn't last 10 minutes here in Brum, mt8! So, just fcuk off, throttle yourself with your own cock and consider yourself serviced by The BrummieBoyCrew. It's a Villa thing. Don't expect you wanky Yanks to 'get it', even if you finally did get the genius of Ozzie. So take a handful of Xanax, get to bed there in America, and leave this site to us Brits to enjoy for a few hours. Alright? Brillers!

Cheerio! Toodle-pip! Tara-a-bit!

Patrick Hennessey
[intern/trainee/Villa fan extraordinaire]
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

f*** you, clown.

"beer......Halloween......"

are you gonna be fit to drive that van today? or is it another 'day-off' for 'urgent medical attention'? lol!

Patrick Hennessy
Villa! Villa! Villa!
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

"beer......Halloween......"

are you gonna be fit to drive that van today? or is it another 'day-off' for 'urgent medical attention'? lol!

Patrick Hennessy
Villa! Villa! Villa!

I could eat you alive, motherf***er. And you know it.
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

I could eat you alive, motherf***er. And you know it.

If your rimming/fellatio skills are as good as your online riposte skills......I'd need a viagra just to keep wood and watch you eat my ass/choke on my trouser-snake. I'll put a red condom on it so you can blow my 'reputation' just like you've done here on this 'prestigious' website that everyone takes so seriously....WAIT!

Hi Kristeen! Got the message on FaceBook. Glad you enjoyed it. My pleasure. All the best now!

BrummieBoy

ps: 'Skyarselicker':you need to get some sleep, even if it takes a chemical cosh. call 911. Again
 
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Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.


We don't see jifs/jpegs. We've adjusted our 'settings' to screen out your 'witty' avatar/signature/jpeg/gif/youtube excuses for having no language skills. Soon all will be doing it and you will, effectively, be invisible on vBulletin. Neato!

now F.O.A.D......bye! 4 ever!

sncrly
BB
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

We don't see jifs/jpegs. We've adjusted our 'settings' to screen out your 'witty' avatar/signature/jpeg/gif/youtube excuses for having no language skills. Soon all will be doing it and you will, effectively, be invisible on vBulletin. Neato!

now F.O.A.D......bye! 4 ever!

sncrly
BB

But you lose, because Groucho Marx is on mine.
 
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