Off-topic fight thread

Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

You couldn't be more absurd and ridiculous if you tried. I'll briefly dismiss you, then leave a further runic riff for posterity. Don't flatter yourself that we'll waste any more time on an intellectual and ethical harridan like you.

'self-censor instead of trying to censor everyone else'......have a look back at your comment history, in particular your prissy, prim misandry. If you're going to tell me and CG how and when we may discuss blowjobs when in The Pigsty (!), then you, madam, are going to get the mother-of-all-wake up calls. There's a certain droll gallows humour to your comment given your insouciant acquiesence with 'Skyfater's inept attempts to smear us as 'racists'. We note the continued deletion of various posts and threads, but it's hardly important: it's not as if this site has any credibility with regard to privacy, data-protection, moderation or 'reputation' [sic]. We copied everything and have all the search engine caches we need. But thanks to all for playing the game so gormlessly.

You are co-dependendent with the sociopaths. You have hitched your wagon to their in exchange for joining them in their 'reputation' clusterfcuk, which only the crass and the stupid on this site pay any attention to. Your 'Stockholm Syndrome' schtick was interesting, briefly, until it became obvious as a ruse once we gave your 'writings' a cursory scan. We have better things to do in life than attend to your unresolved and entirely pedestrian dramas. Your 'atheism' thread is unintentionally hilarious. Even if we had time to debunk the amateur hour musings there we would not do so, as paying any further attention to your illiterate and illogical 'musings' would only feed the bonfire of your vanities.

You can circle-jerk with 'mcrickson' and the rest and furiously bombard this thread and others with your 'Winona' tropes but you are simply ludicrous. Your attempts to police heterosexual banter is indicative of a profound unease around masculinity, your desperate assumption/labelling of me/us as 'gay' only goes to show that Morrissey's purloining of Vidal/Wilde motifs from us changed nothing. He's had 30 years, time for the retirement party and the long-service career gold-watch. He deserves his delusional 'fans' as they deserve their delusional pseudo-star. 'allyouneedismeallineedisyou' and so on and so forth.

Do not imagine that your attempts at a riposte earn you anything other than legitimate scorn. And, please: remove the 'CM' link to your tiresome blog from your 'signature'. If you can't do that, at least have the decency to carry a public health alert: "Warning! Reading 'realitybites' blog may cause irrevocable damage to your brain."

Goodbye 'realitybites'. Enjoy whatever else happens in your life when this site crashes and burns. Which it will....it surely will.
You will get no further responses. Unless of course, we are truly bored or waiting to catch a plane, train or automobile and feel like rubbing your nose in your own intellectual and moral excretia one more time. To be a writer, you have to have something to say. You have nothing to say. Please stick to gifs. Please delete your blog. Please do not communicate your vapid vacuity to our retinas again. Thanks.

sincerely B.B

'first i was like......:rolleyes:, then i'm like........:rolleyes:......i do not think that meme means wot u fink it meanz!:crazy:.........' in some level of bedlam the gifs/youtube/jpeg blizzard continued, but none of it showed up on emails or when browsing the forums using 'print ready' mode.......the '3 Mental Patients' gnased and wailed and beat their tiny fists on their keyboards.....there was no response, other than words. and words failed them.....each.... and.....every....single...time.......:tears: of :lbf:!!!

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Cultural algorithmns were showered like confetti by the 'BrummieBoy' team in Birmingham in 1976. It was the ultimate coffee-shop-salon society based in Moseley. It was the real nerve centre of a potential cultural revolution that began in 1972, only to be still-born in 1976 as it almost immediately descended into a tiresome pogo pit of testosterone and spit. Folk came from London, Manchester and all points of the compass to feed at the font of 'BrummieBoys' wisdom. Having absorbed the lessons from art history, Devoto jumped ship too, others followed soon after. Rotten's attempt at morphing his 'public image' back into the authenticity of Lydon was too little, too late. He had been given all that he needed at Bogarts and Barbarellas but, in his innocent anger, he chose to ignore the deeper, wider canvas that was being sketched out. He did not understand 'follow your bliss' and only realised too late that it was nothing to do with supposed 'hippies', but was the very energetic substrate to all the artistic innovations that had led him to find the courage to challenge McClaren's patronising hegemony.

Lawrence (now of Belgravia) and The Prefects initially followed the path with rigour, but L too descended into pantomime once too often, whilst The P's and their later iterations were shamefully ignored for not selling out and not caving in. Kevin, as always, was Kevin and got.....'confused' about notions of 'soul', passion, integrity and later, infamously about gender identity. As for those in 'BrummieBoy': true love trumped the delusionality of 'fame' every single time. All would be revealed: posthumously. All entreaties to manifest @20:12, 20/12, 2012 had been rejected. The 'real' BrummieBoy was very clear and very brief when he cancelled the project: "if popular music and art was going to change anything of substance: it would have happened by now". The planet was not ready for this bliss consciousness and it was too late to use it to prevent Collapse. The fugitive from the role of 'world-leader-pretend' which officers of 'The Moonies' had tried to coerce him into watched as their puppet in South Korea died. He had comprehensively rejected his pre-ordained role as 'The Annointed One'. His sojourn in Los Angeles to eviscerate The Magisterium had taken it's toll: all he was prepared to do now was to finalise the archived oeuvre with 'someCovLad' and pass it to his estate planners. He had been annointmed as a child in Dublin in 1970 and rejected it. Again in Birmingham in 1976 and rejected it. Now, for the third and final time he denied he was The Messiah, by echoing his one true friend by quoting him one last time, in final rejection of stars/gurus/leaders/prophets/messiahs: 'Truth Is A Pathless Land'.Meanwhile, in some outpost of Luxuria, a troubled middle-aged man moved his gaze from the laptop screen to the mirror and plaintively whispered: "so......have I failed?......am i beyond redemption?.......is forgiveness not possible?............"

There was no reply.

regards

'BrummieBoy'

"kids! hurry up! we'll miss the school bus/train. ffs!"





Then what happened , Shaun ?
 
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Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

Then what happened , Shaun ?

Then he made fun of black people's noses on obscure websites. It was so original.
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

Then what happened , Shaun ?

You had a mental orgasm and wished you were 'BrummieBoy'.

Four words and a question mark and you needed to edit? Some heavy-weight brain you got there, boy.....(smirks)

bye now!
Sean-Green Jersey-Paddy Hennessey
admin/intern for:
BrummieBoyProject

ps: f.o.a.d....
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

You had a mental orgasm and wished you were 'BrummieBoy'.

Four words and a question mark and you needed to edit? Some heavy-weight brain you got there, boy.....(smirks)

bye now!
Sean-Green Jersey-Paddy Hennessey
admin/intern for:
BrummieBoyProject

ps: f.o.a.d....


I wanna hear more about how much you hate black people!

3q2ie5.jpg
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

You had a mental orgasm and wished you were 'BrummieBoy'.

Four words and a question mark and you needed to edit? Some heavy-weight brain you got there, boy.....(smirks)

bye now!
Sean-Green Jersey-Paddy Hennessey
admin/intern for:
BrummieBoyProject

ps: f.o.a.d....




I edited because , in the first version , I forgot to add your name. As for the " ...heavy-weight brain ..." , I never got around to being stupid enough to wonder one way or the other about it...
 
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I edited because , in the first version , I forgot to add your name. As for the " ...heavy-weight brain ..." , I never got around to being stupid enough to wonder about it...

You don't need to explain anything to that c***.
 
On topic! Kewpie's Poll is buried by the Mentalist 3!

Then he made fun of black people's noses on obscure websites. It was so original.

Actually, we never mocked Michael Jackson's nose-jobs. He was traumatised by child-abuse, wanted to escape himself through the scalpel. Didn't work. Tried drugs instead. Died. Shame.

Before you pass out in an alcoholic/insomniac trance: get back to 'defending 'NHNS' from CG's attempt to rescue her from !Diva!'s compound in FLA.

No more co-dependency! No more 'Stockholm Syndrome'! Sistas gonna rise up and get some respect! We ain't no supine beatches no mo!
We iz Social Narcissists in a Social Netoworking prison-punk situations but we ain't gonna be pwn'd no more!
Rise up! Rise up! Kristeen has inspired us! We are FEMINISTS! And we will NOT PUT UP WITH BRUMMIEBOY BOASTING ABOUT HIS BLOWJOB SKILLS! GIVING/RECEIVING: HOOVERMOUTH OUT! OUT! OUT! BAN HIM NOW! etc. etc.

And strangely: this thread remained unlocked, the blizzard of off-topic comments allowed to pile up to bury the poll...can't think why that was allowed when other threads were closed, re-routed to 'off topic fight-thread'........smirks/yawns/scratches balls/breaks for coffee.

bye y'all!
Patrick 'gingernutz' CelticBloodSaxonHeart in a mixed Rangers/Celtic kit-combo, ready for some serious post-gym lunchtime sex madness with Shazza.
for and on behalf of the BrummieBoyProject.

xyz..123 replies..."first I'm like.....clueless......then I'm like.....doofus!.......dude!....i will not be disrespetid by yow Brummie am-yams" (struggles with lingo, needs more research, too thick to do it, etc)
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

I wanna hear more about how much you hate black people!

3q2ie5.jpg

Bring me some ice-cream so I can coat my balls for you to lick

bye
PH f.a.o.b.o BB...f.o.a.d

[is that an ambulance siren i hear outside your shotgun shack or have you loaded the wrong mp3 into the ice-cream van p.a? lol!
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

Bring me some ice-cream so I can coat my balls for you to lick

bye
PH f.a.o.b.o BB...f.o.a.d

[is that an ambulance siren i hear outside your shotgun shack or have you loaded the wrong mp3 into the ice-cream van p.a? lol!

:lbf:

What can I say...when you're funny, you're funny.
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

You don't need to explain anything to that c***.

ain't got a c***/clit today boys. got a dick/arse though
take it in turns to rotate from one to the other with your lips/tongues.
Skylarker, you start on my cock'n'balls. 123xyz lets' see how you rim. toss my salad, boy!....metaphorically.....bien sur!

bye
Sean's Scrotum
for and on behalf of the BrummieBoy Project

f.o.a.d.....x2
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

:lbf:

What can I say...when you're funny, you're funny.

you should see me doing stand-up.
Edinburgh Festival was gr8, but 'fame'? nah! better things in life

bye
Sean/Shazza/Paddy, etc
BrummieBoy Project @20:12, 20/12, 2012/2021...whatever....get a life
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.


you wo't be laughing when you're deep-throatin me, boy/girl/inbetween,.
what's on telly in your 4 bed slum in Goole?
or you watchin this at your desk at the DWP Atos appeals place?
great job / great life....wish I wasn't stuck in 'Mom's basement' like this.

bye
Sean/Shaun/Paddy/Brummie etc

sh1t! 11.50! gym bag/condoms/lube/spectacles/testicles/car-key
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

you wo't be laughing when you're deep-throatin me, boy/girl/inbetween,.
what's on telly in your 4 bed slum in Goole?
or you watchin this at your desk at the DWP Atos appeals place?
great job / great life....wish I wasn't stuck in 'Mom's basement' like this.

bye
Sean/Shaun/Paddy/Brummie etc

sh1t! 11.50! gym bag/condoms/lube/spectacles/testicles/car-key

You taking lube and condoms to the gym, because you're going to get buggered by the bigger boys in the showers
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

I'll briefly dismiss you

If ONLY this were the case. But no, you proceed to go on for days and days, as if you need to justify your actions to a group of strangers on the internet.

Checkmate.
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

You taking lube and condoms to the gym, because you're going to get buggered by the bigger boys in the showers

No. I have a regular client who I service on a Wednesday. I get pumped up at the gym then I can give them a good seeing to.
It went well today.

I do like having sex in the shower, especially when I'm in a Shawshank prison-bitch type situation. Do you like showers? Golden showers, perhaps? I can provide that at a reasonable price.

regards
BrummieBoy
 
Re: Brummie Boy sends 'realitybites' into an eternity of ignominity with the other 3.

If ONLY this were the case. But no, you proceed to go on for days and days, as if you need to justify your actions to a group of strangers on the internet.

Checkmate.

I really can't accept that we're all just' a group of strangers on the internet'! I feel as if I've come to know you all since I arrived at the end of July and I know that there's a lot of love for me here, even if i can be a bit much at times. I love this community! It is so supportive and caring. I guess I do need to justify my actions because I need to work much harder on 'fitting in' and playing by the accepted rules. I thought everyone would like me if I used big words and was 'controversial' about Morrissey. After all, he's controversial about everyone else, isn't he? Laugh Out Loud!!!!

How do we play chess here? Is there like a pop up board where we can make moves interactively? Neato! I like Scrabble myself, because it's something I can play on my own as I cry my life away here in 'Mom's basement'.

Anyway, you're not all strangers. I know you're all chatting on the PM system. I'd join, but I'm too shy. Maybe one day, when I've stopped being such a dick-head and learn how to use gifs and stuff like that.

Thanks for chatting to me. I'm so very lonely.
I wish I had friends. I bet you've got loads of friends, not just here but in 'the real world' which I've seen on my Mom's telly.

regards
BrummieBoy
 
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