Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

[TheSmiths_1985]

annie walker likes it,can see her dancing away in the background.
they have jazzed it up a bit,nothing wrong with that.

Ok. I’ll be round your house again tomorrow to jazz it up with some dog shit. I’ll even add a bit of my own, since we’re mates.

You still at the same address? Last time I popped round there were some police officers saying I wasn’t allowed near the place..? It must have been a case of mistaken identity so I just left it, don’t like to cause a fuss. Went for a Pot Noodle and a glass of water round at Nerak’s. Her neighbours really are an absolute riot.. quite literally.

 

[gordyboy9]

Ok. I’ll be round your house again tomorrow to jazz it up with some dog shit. I’ll even add a bit of my own, since we’re mates.

You still at the same address? Last time I popped round there were some police officers saying I wasn’t allowed near the place..? It must have been a case of mistaken identity so I just left it, don’t like to cause a fuss. Went for a Pot Noodle and a glass of water round at Nerak’s. Her neighbours really are an absolute riot.. quite literally.

yeah just take a left at xanadu.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

yeah just take a left at xanadu.

I’m almost there. Just chatting to a nice Eastern European lad.

 

[Anonymous]

iv posted the exact same thing over the years on here,some twat warbling away would totally ruin it for me.

You two curmudgeonly old farts need to hang up your hats and start buying tickets for carols at Kings College Cambridge instead, if you want to marinate in the orgasmic aural juices of musicianship while everyone else around you stands silent as a sheeted tombstone.

It's a morrissey concert, ffs. The guy who ad libs lyrics with lines about haemorrhoids! Its not the 2nd movement of Rachmaninov's piano concerto!

I on the other hand am an unrepentant gig warbler. I will now double down on my efforts to annoy leathery old fossils like you by flailing around like an epileptic in an amusement arcade, while caterwauling my way through How Soon Is Now like a moose with its head trapped in a waste disposal chute.

And there's NOTHIN' you can do about it!!!!!

 

[Jett Rink]

You two curmudgeonly old farts need to hang up your hats and start buying tickets for carols at Kings College Cambridge instead, if you want to marinate in the orgasmic aural juices of musicianship while everyone else around you stands silent as a sheeted tombstone.

It's a morrissey concert, ffs. The guy who ad libs lyrics with lines about haemorrhoids! Its not the 2nd movement of Rachmaninov's piano concerto!

I on the other hand am an unrepentant gig warbler. I will now double down on my efforts to annoy leathery old fossils like you by flailing around like an epileptic in an amusement arcade, while caterwauling my way through How Soon Is Now like a moose with its head trapped in a waste disposal chute.

And there's NOTHIN' you can do about it!!!!!

A punch in your mouth would be a fantastic thing, you arrogant and disrespectful a-hole. You deserve it.

 

[Johnnie Ray]

He isn’t making an audition tape for Head Trapeze Artist in Cirque du Soleil you awful barnacle

Barnacle? Are you a pirate? A smelly pirate whore?

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Barnacle? Are you a pirate? A smelly pirate whore?

Not gonna lie Johnnie Ray, even for someone like me, who knows exactly what i think and feel about Morrissey - and all the underlying reasons why - there are still many, many aspects that you, and some of the other people like you, manage to very successfully completely ruin for me. I’m sure i’m not the only one, so congratulations.

 

[Dorothy]

Barnacle? Are you a pirate? A smelly pirate whore?

Come on Johnnie Ray! A whore? What about that spiel the other day from you about 'be like me' 'be about love not hate' 'be about common decency' ?

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Come on Johnnie Ray! A whore? What about that spiel the other day from you about 'be like me' 'be about love not hate' 'be about common decency' ?

Um, he accused me of being a barnacle! WTF.

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Not gonna lie Johnnie Ray, even for someone like me, who knows exactly what i think and feel about Morrissey - and all the underlying reasons why - there are still many, many aspects that you, and some of the other people like you, manage to very successfully completely ruin for me. I’m sure i’m not the only one, so congratulations.

You're welcome, I guess.

 

[Johnnie Ray]

For a half filled venue, he seems to be quite animated and in good spirits! Don’t think he f-ing cares!

Not a good idea to try to suppress freedom of speech, jagoff.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Not a good idea to try to suppress freedom of speech, jagoff.

you started it, honey.

 

[Johnnie Ray]

you started it, honey.

I just try to be fair. You cannot stand differing views.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

I just try to be fair. You cannot stand differing views.

Yeah, sorry, call me strange, but I don’t care for members calling other members ‘whores’.

So, screw off.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

This man is so swoon-y, it’s criminal

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

So much delicious to swoon over, so little time!

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Someone post some vids please, otherwise i’m gonna swoon my knees right down to the ground here

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

I want a little tee shirt that says Morrissey I ONLY SWOON FOR YOU.

Would look SO CUTE on me! Lolol!!!

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

I want a little tee shirt that says Morrissey I ONLY SWOON FOR YOU.

Would look SO CUTE on me! Lolol!!!

Surprised merch never did bumper stickers like ….
I break for Morrissey. Or better…

I BREAKDOWN FOR MORRISSEY

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Surprised merch never did bumper stickers like ….
I break for Morrissey. Or better…

I BREAKDOWN FOR MORRISSEY

I am still CRYING laughing that they thought that the correct number of Morrissey swoon comments in the Durham thread is only ONE.

This is INCORRECT, and an absolute fallacy. The correct number of Morrissey swoon comments is exactly the total of FIVE comments I made, and they should have stayed all together in sequence!

It was like a lazy Sunday performance piece. I consider that i contributed a modular, multi-part polyptych to this site. And now by moving some of my incisive genius, but not all of it, to off-topic, it’s like showing half of my current oeuvre in Paris with the other half strewn halfway across the globe in Milwaukee!

I BREAKDOWN FOR MORRISSEY would be WAY too cutes, you know. I mean would the roads ever even be ready, to take on this level of ultimate cutes??