Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

[TheSmiths_1985]

Your pricing seems reasonable. A word of advice, though: buy a size up from your regular underwear - I made the mistake of thinking I was a small. Boy, they dug into my thighs, my tummy, my...everywhere.

Even your gentleman’s excuse-me? What was that, then, double price?
What will I get for a photo (digital, of course) of me splayed out on a map of Scotland with Inverness peeking out of my tuppence? Gordon, where are you?

 

[Andy W]

^whoa who's gonna read that?

Reading and comprehension are good skills to have. No wonder you are so susceptible to click bait, misinformation and conspiracy theories.

 

[Orange Crush]

Even your gentleman’s excuse-me? What was that, then, double price?
What will I get for a photo (digital, of course) of me splayed out on a map of Scotland with Inverness peeking out of my tuppence? Gordon, where are you?

Yes, even my little Stanley! Double price at least, I think. Don't be too ambitious with your prices, though - there's a lot of competition out there.

 

[Odbmke]

How do you even supposedly have a job of any kind, when you type things like this? There’s this thing called the “media”. They report deaths of known people in real time. People have this thing called the “internet”, which you’re also on right now. The “media” also extends to reporting things on the “internet” and if you shove the stick end of a lollipop in your ear really hard until you feel pressure, you can find these things out for yourself too

you are too much!

and for being an unnecessary little shit, I’ll remind you, lilgordyboy and the rest of the crew who wears permanent Mozzer knee pads: it’s been nearly 6 months since Jesse promised we will be astounded by their forthcoming releases and 4 months and 17 shows without any sign of a deal or new management. Or any retaliation against me

Anyone wanna email Jesse and ask for a follow up statement on the progress of these new releases?

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

you are too much!

and for being an unnecessary little shit, I’ll remind you, lilgordyboy and the rest of the crew who wears permanent Mozzer knee pads: it’s been nearly 6 months since Jesse promised we will be astounded by their forthcoming releases and 4 months and 17 shows without any sign of a deal or new management. Or any retaliation against me

Anyone wanna email Jesse and ask for a follow up statement on the progress of these new releases?

You are definitely not enough. That is to say, you are woefully inadequate on every level.
Do not direct your idiotic “reminders” to me.
Do not direct your stupid instructions to “ask Jesse”, or to ask anyone else anything, to me.
You asked a completely idiotic question to which I provided you the best possible answer.
Beyond that, if you keep making idiotic posts, expect people to reply and to tell you so.

In the meantime though, your favorite heavy-rotation pile of verbatim and most repeated comments are knocking us all out with Olympian level collective boredom.

But if you have any other pressing questions you’d like me to answer for you today, please do feel free.

 

[Redacted]

you are too much!

and for being an unnecessary little shit, I’ll remind you, lilgordyboy and the rest of the crew who wears permanent Mozzer knee pads: it’s been nearly 6 months since Jesse promised we will be astounded by their forthcoming releases and 4 months and 17 shows without any sign of a deal or new management. Or any retaliation against me

Anyone wanna email Jesse and ask for a follow up statement on the progress of these new releases?

I’ll remind you, lilgordyboy and the rest of the crew who wears permanent Mozzer knee pads

 

[Redacted]

You are definitely not enough. That is to say, you are woefully inadequate on every level.
Do not direct your idiotic “reminders” to me.
Do not direct your stupid instructions to “ask Jesse”, or to ask anyone else anything, to me.
You asked a completely idiotic question to which I provided you the best possible answer.
Beyond that, if you keep making idiotic posts, expect people to reply and to tell you so.

In the meantime though, your favorite heavy-rotation pile of verbatim and most repeated comments are knocking us all out with Olympian level collective boredom.

But if you have any other pressing questions you’d like me to answer for you today, please do feel free.

Would you shut up, you always sound like you are strung out on something and waiting for your next fix

 

[gordyboy9]

Seen this in HMV this afternoon on my lunch breakView attachment 150336

baz like the way it says fully independant and unofficial ,its like a badge of honour,looks good.
iv never seen comics in hmv,i go to the one in glasgow and one in braehead.

 

[Was I ever any good]

Had a quick flick through it….
Didn’t see anything we don’t already know.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Would you shut up, you always sound like you are strung out on something and waiting for your next fix

Hi! The way this works is, when I need you for anything I’ll let you know.

 

[Redacted]

Hi! The way this works is, when I need you for anything I’ll let you know.

I wasn't inquiring about your needs, just telling you what an absolute twat you are. No need to respond.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

I wasn't inquiring about your needs, just telling you what an absolute twat you are. No need to respond.

Right. And what you should have taken away from my first comment, is exactly what I said to you.

As for not responding, you already know perfectly well that I will continue to go with you as far as you want to go. Your choice.

 

[No 27]

u already know perfectly well that I will continue to go with you as far as you want to go. Your choice.

Watersports?

Scat?

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Watersports?

Scat?

 

[Redacted]

Because we’re all soft little lost souls with hard-left political views (like our idol) who have suffered a great deal in our lives which has led us to seek solace in the emotional lyrics of sensitive little MOZI, and because of the suffering we have been through we automatically feel sorry for everyone and must fight social injustices wherever we see them (mainly via twitter). Fans of every other band are stupid and racist and fascist and aren’t as intelligent as us.
But you knew all that anyway. You’re one of us. But we’re not a cult. Please, don’t make that assumption. We all worship an infallible man and will die for him, but we are not a cult.

As hilarious as this is, it is also true. This is a perfect description of the hardcores - sad, lonely losers who feel superior to everyone because they have their MOZI to guide them. He 'gets' them and cares about them. One of the most cringe is the constant lyric quoting or working his lyrics into a sentence, they can't even chose their own words.

 

[Les Tameside]

I don't understand these seperate standards for Smiths and Morrissey fans. If something is wrong, isn't it just wrong regardless of what music you listen to?

The point I was making was that I know many Smiths.and Morrissey fans, and I don’t hear them say things like this. And their abstinence relates directly to their relationship with Morrissey and his lyrics.

It’s hard to believe he’s been listening to the same artist.

There’s no separate standard. Absolutely none: It’s small and indicative of a limited life experience, wherever it comes from. Just jarring from a Morrissey fan.

 

[Les Tameside]

As hilarious as this is, it is also true. This is a perfect description of the hardcores - sad, lonely losers who feel superior to everyone because they have their MOZI to guide them. He 'gets' them and cares about them. One of the most cringe is the constant lyric quoting or working his lyrics into a sentence, they can't even chose their own words.

Fans identifying with the lyrics of the artist they most listen too? Recalling his words too? Where will it all end? You belligerent ghoul.

 

[Redacted]

Fans identifying with the lyrics of the artist they most listen too? Recalling his words too? Where will it all end? You belligerent ghoul.

Oh, come on, it's juvenile and annoying. Identify all you want, but don't work them into sentences and post them like it makes you cool or something, seriously.

 

[Redacted]

The point I was making was that I know many Smiths.and Morrissey fans, and I don’t hear them say things like this. And their abstinence relates directly to their relationship with Morrissey and his lyrics.

It’s hard to believe he’s been listening to the same artist.

There’s no separate standard. Absolutely none: It’s small and indicative of a limited life experience, wherever it comes from. Just jarring from a Morrissey fan.

So people only know right from wrong if they listen to Morrissey lyrics? What about if they listen to Morrissey's comments and rants? His lies? This is just another example of how people who do not have their own personalities or ideas, idealize and over identify with a celebrity, it's actually creepy.

 

[Roman Holiday]

One of the most cringe is the constant lyric quoting or working his lyrics into a sentence, they can't even chose their own words.

It must've been "cringe" throughout history when people were constantly working the Bible, Shakespeare, and poetry into their sentences. Robert Oppenheimer quoted the Bhagavad-Gita in his moment of awe at the A-bomb. Loser couldn't even choose his own words.