Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Seen this in HMV this afternoon on my lunch break

My goodness, there will be mountains of soiled knickers - for a multitude of reasons - if this one gets posted on Central.
That makes two of us.Mine are always soiled - I can't help it.
Mine are always soiled - I can't help it.
That makes two of us.
I have a colostomy bag on.
Does it mean that he’s had his bell end
Turned into a set of pish flaps?
I’m just going to do it myself at home.When you due in for your operation 85?
I’m just going to do it myself at home.
That is a good idea. It might pay for all the sexy women’s knickers I’ll be wearing.You should live stream it. I did and made a fortune...bought meself loads of pretty dresses and sparkly costume jewellery. I look the dog's bollocks now. Well, not literally.
View attachment 150579How much should I charge for pics of me wearing these? They have an in-built fanny. Between that and my self-surgery, I’ll have flaps for days. I’m thinking £10. £20 for a close-up of my new clunge with some poetry written on my inner things.