Morrissey Central: "I Am Not A Dog On A Chain" (November 29, 2019)

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messagesfrommorrissey/i-am-not-a-dog-on-a-chain

Regards,
FWD.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I would be very careful with that post. Your leaving yourself wide open here gal!!!

I am not wide open for dog dick. How dare you. Please never confuse me for Kewpie again!

 

[GodEmperorMorrissey]

I don’t like that they cropped out the dog’s dick.

It's bigger than yours

 

[Deleted member 25370]

how protective she or he is. there was one of those morrissey dolls hidden in the latest james dean photo montage too.

 

[Carlislebaz]

I am not wide open for dog dick. How dare you. Please never confuse me for Kewpie again!

Oh well!!! Enough said...

 

[Deleted member 1074]

It's bigger than yours

Lol. This is not true at all. I’ve literally posted my penis on this forum.

 

[Anonymous]

Lol. This is not true at all. I’ve literally posted my penis on this forum.

Please post it. My friend really wants to see it.

 

[Deleted member 1074]

Please post it. My friend really wants to see it.

PM me and I’ll show you.
Just ask @rifke and @ordinaryboy86

 

[Anonymous]

PM me and I’ll show you.
Just ask @rifke and @ordinaryboy86

You know I'm just a lowly anon. I don't have an account. Can we work something else out???

 

[vegan cro spirit 555]

A portion of the lyrics to the song have been leaked, and I have it on good authority that they are completely accurate if not totally made up:

The press are vampires, sent to drain
Poison pen employers, hold me up to the flames
And what do I get, for being vain?
Endless attempts to besmirch my good name.

Even though I know--I suppose I'll throw
any goodwill I’ve earned away.

Despite all my pain I am not a dog on a chain
Despite all my pain I am not a dog on a chain

Very embarrassing.
Barnaby,what in F are 'poison pen employers' WtF?
that is so bad, it would make for a good DramaJ Le Pew song

 

[hand in glove]

 

[nicky wire's legs]

PM me and I’ll show you.
Just ask @rifke and @ordinaryboy86

I aint taking any dick questions today

 

[Deleted member 1074]

I aint taking any dick today

Are you sure about that?

 

[Deleted member 1074]

You know I'm just a lowly anon. I don't have an account. Can we work something else out???

Make an account. It isn’t hard. My penis is in the pictures though.

 

[snoddywilko]

Now ... you can't tell me that's a natural position for a dog. Has the alleged, supreme animal rights champion posed a dog in an undignified manner to sell tat? Yes, yes he has.

That's right, Morrissey, abuse animals for entertainment. What a f***ing misfire!

Can you get any more pathetic?

Actually, forget I asked; I’m sure you can.....

 

[snoddywilko]

If that's the actual cover, I think I'd be wanting to know where the artwork budget went (and why). Surely that's just Sam giving us the benefit of his wit and artistry... isn't it??
Mind you, I remember thinking exactly the same about LIHS.

It doesn’t say anywhere that this is the album artwork, so I’m not sure why people are assuming it is.

 

[ForgotHowIGotMyName]

I think anything with a dog in it is funny. Dogs are the best thing ever.

 

[Anonymous]

I think anything with a dog in it is funny. Dogs are the best thing ever.

Do you only like purebreds or are mixed breeds ok?

 

[ForgotHowIGotMyName]

Do you only like purebreds or are mixed breeds ok?

I like terriers.

 

[evennow]

I like terriers.

 

[fuckfase]

I like terriers.

Morrissey & Bruce McCulloch - my two true heroes.