Ahhh, so I see what happened here. Tseng calls a crisis meeting this afternoon. Skinny hauled into the virtual office by Tseng.
Tseng: Skinny, there's loadsa shit about you on my site, we need to issue a statement
Skinny: Yeah I've seen it & feel embarrassed about bringing all that to your door Dave...I've been a c***, I know
Tseng: Don't f***ing call me 'Dave', you c***, I'm fuming
Skinny: Err, sorry David
Tseng: Right, I'm willing to support you on this; I know you're still ill, & on medication & all that, but I need you to steer clear & lay low for a few days
Skinny: Yeah, I understand Dave...err I mean David.
Tseng: Right, you & your alter ego, Surface, are to issue statements exactly as I've written out for you (hands skinny typed out note)...just so you don't f*** it up, again
Skinny: Right OK Dave...err I mean David
Tseng: Right get out there, log in, post, log out, then log in and post again. I'll fit something in, in between your posts, to make it all seem like it's off the cuff & genuine...the mugs out there will never notice
Skinny: Really appreciate you doing this David & getting involved
Tseng: No problem Skinny, it's times like these that we at Mo-So-Lo stand together, shoulder to shoulder...you know like they do in that European parliament type of shit thing?
Skinny: Thanks David, I'll try my best not to totally f*** this up, again.
Tseng: Now f*** off & don't f*** with my site again...oh & take some of that medication before you post...I want you to appear as normal as possible
Skinny: Got it, I'll take a double dose right now.