Off-topic fight thread

[Mozza220559]

Well, I laughed so much I almost shat my adult baby fetish diaper!

If you're such a strong, confident Jewish cultural sophisticate: prove it. Turn off your 'reputation'. Enter the ring without all your handlers, enablers and ballot-stuffing fluffers. Let's get these dicks onto desks without the green/red condoms and see who's really Mr Big. It sure ain't you or !Viva La Diva! pussy-bitch-manboob-tit boys, is it?

Your 'postitive' reps are indeed coming from Diva/NoHopeNoneSense/McCockboy/xyz123can'tcountcan'tspell/ and all the other kindergarten katastrophophe kultural klutzes in your sad little 'outlaw' passée possee. Bet y'all got some serious scores up on Klout? Don't even know what it is, d'ya Web 3.0 noobtard!

'People here take me seriously' Yes, they do, as you are an endless source of hilarity. They take you as seriously as they do Kris Teen in that video where she spreads her wings and, actually [sigh!] says "TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!!!!" er, no....ain't gonna happen for her....or for you. No one takes you 'seriously'. Most people are laughing at you, not with you. There's a difference. Didn't you get the memo?

So, Viva and NHNS are conjoined in their doomed romance with obesity and pre-diabetic / diabetic health issues. So what? Tell them to get their asses away from the screen, get off the insulin and spend more time with Leslie Kenton' X-Factor diet than they do trolling X-Factor forums.

!!!! Please. Nobody ruin my ability to get a good hard-on on Fit Lads by sending me pics of 'Skylarker' as a scary skinhead! Imagine if he is actually moderately attractive? I'm sure his 'skin-storm' is more Joe The Plumber than anything else, or it's like that twazzock Moz throwing the rice crispies into NHNS's fantasy face. LOL! So you're bald on top, what about the devil regions? You trim that bush for the ladeeez? Or r u into the whole Becks-Metrosex-Brazilian trope? Don't tell me! Don't send me your Craigslist profile. Imagine if you turn me on???? That would be so funz!!!!!

People who are confident don't have any need to broadcast it. People who lack confidence deserve every help and support to raise their self-esteem. Except for sociopaths who raise their self-esteem at other's expense, like the bitter little angry dweep chimp chumps they are when in the presence of real Alpha Males. Like me. And, of course, there's Sista Supa-Clit Mel B......she's no one's bitch, man! don't fook with her.......lolz! I'm sure you attact females, sociopathic birds of a feather.....beauty is an inner thing, loser mofo. I look like George Clooney, but it's my charm that causes the crushes and the stalking....

'both recognised posters'

wow, so there's like a 'pay your dues' vibe? ain't gonna happen. I'm Tha Boss from Day 1 everywhere I go and much as you may crave a 'troll war' us is just a low-skill set TrollyDollyTrollWhore and think that posting all day everday = prestige+kudos+'reputation'. How quaint! That's like so, 1996/7!

Put your pouty bitch mouth and ass out for my trouser-snake, boy.....or S.T.F.U! I'm being 'metaphorical' and 'ironic' of course, just like Alanis..........yay!

laters!
gotta fly
train delayed, going by car. Brum not London. Change of plan. Shit's kickin off!

regards

Who'd win in a fight? Leigh Bowery or Papa Lazarou?

 

[Skylarker]

I find it amusing that you've adopted the role of Solo Elder, offering sage advice to the youngins on writing tips and advice on how to be men. While your little green snake under your avatar grows which will, in time, swallow you. Bald f***. You ain't Dr. Phil, you're a pathetic idiot.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

Jesus Christ..do you DO anything but post on these forums?

No! This is MY LIFE! I'm heavily invested here both emotionally and in terms of the donations I make to keep the site going. I'm RESPECTED! But as L.Ron Morrissey says: "You can be a hoot on 4chan and still not be a corporate rock whore'.

I'm stuck in my mom's basement with just a supply of cheeze doodles and Little Debbie cupcakes with blasts of HFCS jumbo-drinks! What a saddoe! I'm on disability for, well.....the list is ENDLESS!!!!!! My psychiatrist told me yesterday that if I didn't stop pretending to be me pretending to be someone else pretending to be me he'd take 'further action'. So, I better tone it down for a while cuz I ain't gonna go back to rehab! NO! NO! NO! And i don't know why he thinks there's a 'non-trivial risk' that I'm gonna go batshit-Batman movie-crazy one day and flick the switch from online sociopath to real-life psychopath........

Ev'ry day i pray to Jesus to release me from this cult's grip.....but he ain't checking his voice-mail!

Hey, just put me on your 'Ignore List' then you won't see me and can just read all the comments by the real 'intellectual heavyweights' around here who are 'just as intelligent as L.Ron Mozzizzey'

regards
HarryBoy
bff BrummieBoy/Gurl/Girl/IntersexBeing
your Royal Arse'n'all! LOL!!!!!!!!!



Octavia loves HarryBoy!!!

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

Me or him? I just got off work.

I'll have a double-scoop vanilla-strawbs with sprinkles and a flake, Ice-Cream Boy



and



regards
HarryBoy
bff wiv BrummieBoy/Boi/Gurl/Girl/IntersexBeing
your Royal Arse'n'all....etc

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

Who'd win in a fight? Leigh Bowery or Papa Lazarou?

http://www.genesisbreyerporridge.com/

ps: don't talk to me or you'll end up with a long, red snake! eek-a-mouse!

regards
HurryUpHarry! .....carm on! Get yer kit off 4 the lasses!
it woz The Sun wot done it!!!

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

@2mins 47secs "are you Aborigine"

Such originality from the amateur papparazi (don't say papparnazi cause the bald Jew will shriek 'boo! word'!)

Fat+Race Baiting from a bald, Jewish Internet Munchausen by-proxy-Ice-Cream Man [sigh...yawn...tres 4chan]

Let's just turn our attention away from Skylarker's continuing self-abasement to something slightly more......uplifting!

http://fiercefatties.com/2011/06/21/brilliant/


Prince Harry's royal-red arse'n'all hair says:
Go Miranda! Go!




Miranda is loved by Octavia

Friendship Is Magic sez Brummie-Brony-The-Pony-Boy of

regards

 

[mcrickson]

No! This is MY LIFE! I'm heavily invested here both emotionally and in terms of the donations I make to keep the site going. I'm RESPECTED! But as L.Ron Morrissey says: "You can be a hoot on 4chan and still not be a corporate rock whore'.

I'm stuck in my mom's basement with just a supply of cheeze doodles and Little Debbie cupcakes with blasts of HFCS jumbo-drinks! What a saddoe! I'm on disability for, well.....the list is ENDLESS!!!!!! My psychiatrist told me yesterday that if I didn't stop pretending to be me pretending to be someone else pretending to be me he'd take 'further action'. So, I better tone it down for a while cuz I ain't gonna go back to rehab! NO! NO! NO! And i don't know why he thinks there's a 'non-trivial risk' that I'm gonna go batshit-Batman movie-crazy one day and flick the switch from online sociopath to real-life psychopath........

Ev'ry day i pray to Jesus to release me from this cult's grip.....but he ain't checking his voice-mail!

Hey, just put me on your 'Ignore List' then you won't see me and can just read all the comments by the real 'intellectual heavyweights' around here who are 'just as intelligent as L.Ron Mozzizzey'

regards
HarryBoy
bff BrummieBoy/Gurl/Girl/IntersexBeing
your Royal Arse'n'all! LOL!!!!!!!!!

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Octavia loves HarryBoy!!!

This might be the most sincere post I've seen you make in your time here.

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

This might be the most sincere post I've seen you make in your time here.

Yes, it is! 'Sincerity Is The New Black'. Irony is so over! Even Alanis Morrissey doesn't bother any more, preferring unmoderated bitterness.

Let's all reconvene on Google+ with our 'real name' Legal Identities instead of those wot we nicked from the haterz who bullied us as kids, etc. All those fake Friends Re-United profiles! Let's embrace Facefc-uk & Web 3.0! Let's stop all this post-modern mazes crap and, y'know, be 4Real and scratch our names on our arms with a razor blade and sing 'it's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate' AND RILLY, RILLY MEAN IT ! And so on and so forth.

I'm sure you're 'really clever' and will have no porblems wiv any of these metanarratives, innit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-postmodernism

Octavia loves Metamodernism!



and Prince Harry's army honed 'n toned honeybuns of steel!



regards
Beau Brummell Boy

 

[mcrickson]

I'm sure you're 'really clever' and will have no porblems wiv any of these metanarratives, innit.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-postmodernism

Aww, look at you taking the easy way out. It'd be almost precious of you if you weren't such a lonely, bitter cretin.

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

Aww, look at you taking the easy way out. It'd be almost precious of you if you weren't such a lonely, bitter cretin.

Yes! I'm a 'lonely, bitter cretin'! It's all a cry for help! And I thought, you would understand!!!!! You know, I've taken some hits in my time, but I always got up offa the floor for the next round.....but not this time.......that....was.....the......KILLER....punch......maybe when you're old and sitting in your rocking chair you'll reflect and wonder if it was really necessary to crush me so totally and absolutely that I.....literally.....stopped breathing!!!! YOU HAVE KILLED ME!!!!!!!!!!!

More than ANYTHING! all I wanted was to be ACCEPTED here, in this prestigious interweb community of sages, poets and deeply, deeply insightful cultural critics. The times I looked down from the circle and wished, WISHED! I had the courage and the faith, THE FAITH! to drop the Audience member schtick and 'get real' with the devotees, the apostles, the irregular regulars! I could have been part of 'The List'! Oh, woe is me! If only I had not bee such a 'lonely, bitter cretin': I MIGHT EVEN HAD GOT TO TOUCH L.RON MORRISSEY'S HAND!!!!

Now I'm just trapped here in my basement, furiously masturbating to mucky pictuers of The Ice-Cream Fan Boy, spraying his hot skin crewcut with my man-cream. He looks so pleased with his facial-moisturiser. But how can I do this WHEN HE HAZ A SICK CHILDE! WOT KIND OF A MONSTER HAVE I BECOME! AUGUST SPAWNED A MONSTER MOZ 'FAN'!!!!!

Pray for me! Pray for all of us! The 'forces of containment' they think they can contain you all, but i'll tell them! I'll tell them. It's impossible! They are not a deluded cult! THEY ARE A RELIGION AND MORRISSEY IS A GENUINE PROPHET!!!!!!!!

I lay awake last night (masturbating becuz I am a lonely, bitter cretin and I have *whisper/blush* never had sex with an actual real, breathing human being!!!!!!!! I was just about to cum all over !Diva Grates! when i was struck with fear and my tiny penis shrivelled. WHAT IF MORRISSEY ACTUALLY READS THIS SITE! WHAT IF HE, LIKE, SUES ME FOR BIBLES OF LIBELS AND DRAGS MY LONELY, BITTER CRETIN ARSE INTO THE HIGH COURT OF LONDON!!!!!!!!

oh no! no! no! imagine the shame! he wont' listen to those 'legal eagles' this time, he won't care about The Streisand Efffect. Enough is Enough! Banned from 'L.Ron-Mozzizzey-Solo.com'! Banned from the religious festivals, the concerts, a fugitive from justice forever doomed to follow Morrissey as he castigates the Royals and the rest from his luxury hotel hovels, with me stalking him wailing "Forgive me! Forgive me!"

You have SUCH A LONG GREEN SNAKE OF POSITIVE REPUTATION! YOU MUST TRULY BE ONE OF 'THE MENTALIST THREE'!

What was i thinking of? Imagine thinking ANYONE could reduce !Diva, SkyFarter and scary skinheadess NHNS to FIGURES OF RIDICULE AND CONTEMPT! Like Morrissey, they're now on strike until DavidT drops the 'free speech' crap and restores their 'privileges' and BANS BRUMMIEBOY!!!! Or there's gonna be a fc-ukin RIOT!

TROLL RIOT, WANNA RIOT,
TROLL RIOT, WANNA A RIOT OF OUR OWN
MOZ HAS GOT A LOT OF PORBLEMS
AND HE AFRAID TO THROW A BRICK
BUT AT LEAST HE'S GOT HIS FANZ
AND THEY TELL HIM HE'S CLEVER, NOT THICK!

See? There I go again! Thinking I'm Mr Big, when you've SEEN THROUGH MY CHARADE!

I tire of this! Bring me wine, grapes, dancing girls and a bare-arsed Prince to palpate!

BeauBrummelBoy
Prince Harry's Arse'n'All Public School fag!

LOOOOOOOOOOLZZZZZ!!!

s'mental! really kickin off!

'mcrickson' suck-ma-dick-son! 'metaphorically-not literally' 'ironically'!!!!!! [yawn]

 

[mcrickson]

Yes, all that, but I find it hard to believe you're even impressing yourself anymore.

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

This might be the most sincere post I've seen you make in your time here.

Tonight I will take my life! Srsly!!! 4Real! Don't feel sad for me, I want you to know: deep in the cell of my heart, I will be so-low glad to go! oh, mother! I can feel the soil falling over my bed/head/whatevs! YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE! all of the rumours....they weren't lies! la! la!

You LIED to me 'mcrickson'! how could you do this to me!? I am human and I need to be sucked, just like anybody else does!



I am not wlecome here! I am an outcast! The Outsider! The heretic-apostate-apostle-troll! I know it's over, still I cling, I don't know where else I can go! MAYBE TO A FANSITE FOR 'THE CURE'!!!! Maybe I don't have to kill myself! Maybe I can replace tin-pot Moz with tin-pot Rob and his ruby red lips!!!!!

oh! another chance! I'll be a newbie there and THIS TIME I'LL BEHAVE! DEFER TO THE 'RECOGNISED POSTERS' WHO HAVE PAID THEIR DUES AND WHOSE EXTRA SHIFTS IN cHICk-a-FIl help keep the bandwith viable for the MILLIONS of daily visitors! I'll never make that mistake again!

goodbye 'mcrickson' you were one, you knew you were one......."remember, i love you!"

thank you for putting me out of my misery, cockboy.

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

Yes, all that, but I find it hard to believe you're even impressing yourself anymore.

HELLOOOOO! U DIDN'T QWOTE NUFFINK!

If you wuz talkin 2 me, u is so RIGHT! i AIN'T impressin no-one!!!!!! I'm a lonely, bitter cretin and tonight will be just like anyother night whilst your in Skyfarter's arms! I can't bear it much longer!

NOTICE ME!
TAKE ME SRISLY!!!!!
I AM KRIS TEEN'S SCARY REVENGE DREAM!!!!!!

i hope i don't wig out and, metaphorically and ironically, do something crazy and scary-sex-fiend!

Holy Mary! Mother of God! What have I become!

[do you have a xxx profile 'Mcrickson'? r u hot or not? r you sexy n u know it?....r u curious?????? don't mind if you boy/girl/inbetweeny]

regards

Prince Harry's Fag-Bubba-Brummie-Boy

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

Jesus Christ..do you DO anything but post on these forums?

how did you know i am The Post-Millenial Messiah? It's supposed to be a SECRET!!!! Don't blow my cover, let's keep the 'psychotic prophet' Moz heretic script for now.....do you think I'm......delusional? Am I really Jesus? Or just a nutcase? *thinking*

*wrap yo gums around mah plums!*

Prince Harry Potter Brum-Bum-Boy

 

[CrystalGeezer]

I know it's over, still I cling, I don't know where else I can go! MAYBE TO A FANSITE FOR 'THE CURE'!!!! Maybe I don't have to kill myself! Maybe I can replace tin-pot Moz with tin-pot Rob and his ruby red lips!!!!!

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

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all references to actual 4 real violence are 'metaphorical, not literal' and deeply Alanis Morrissey cosmikally 'ironic'.



ta-da!



Prince Harry Potter Brummy 'Botty-Bwoy'

 

[Fernando Pessoa]

Evol Cure cult fanz makes Kitty testings make-upz produktz!



BrummieBoy angwee! no lik Kure no mores!



Octavia sez 'U b peecful Brummie Brony Boy! Friendship Is Magic!'

The Cure - Live @ Reading 2012. Live on my t.v BBC3! Synchron/Serendipty/Dip-shitty band......lols!

24.7.2012 19:06

 

[CrystalGeezer]

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Octavia sez 'U b peecful Brummie Brony Boy! Friendship Is Magic!'

Hang in there, Brummie. Octavia is REAL! She's not walking with God, she's hanging out with a dog!

 

[Skylarker]

Re: Appalled because of no Smiths/Morrissey songs at Opening Ceremony

You are one busted, butt-sore punk-ass bitch, boy. And every single day you remain here with your racist, anti-semitic flamebait is another day where you, metaphorically, toss my salad in full view of everyone of your 'friends'.
BrummyBoy

Hey friend...can you go into a little more detail regarding your views on racism? Particularly regarding black people? I'm just curious.