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Perfectly Satisfied Living Rent Free
Currently on the toilet. Not much movement, though there are rumblings in my guts. Will give it another 5 minutes.

Currently on the toilet. Not much movement, though there are rumblings in my guts. Will give it another 5 minutes.
You're not the type that gets all the girls, are you?Nothing happening. Going to wipe up and continue getting ready for work.
I've just noticed my username reads likeGood choice. Also “Delicate Anus” sounds like a metal band or something.
Your username always shows up fine on my end whether on a laptop or phone. And pardon me, DELICATE ANUS certainly needs to be in all caps for maximum impact.I've just noticed my username reads like
TheSmiths_198
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when you're logged in on a laptop. Which really does take some of the impact away from my DELICATE ANUS.
It displays fine on my phone/iPad but looks like this now on my laptop:Your username always shows up fine on my end whether on a laptop or phone. And pardon me, DELICATE ANUS certainly needs to be in all caps for maximum impact.
A phrase I use quite often.sorry for the length
It always appears like that on my laptop and, honestly, it really bothers me each time I see it. I'm sorry.It displays fine on my phone/iPad but looks like this now on my laptop:
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(I won't show you what my DELICATE ANUS currently looks like.)
Outing myself as an American. I think it’s better I spell it the American way. It makes me cringe when I see American anglophiles writing like they’re British, but to each their own.
This is what I'm seeing for yours. There must be a malfunction in the mainframe, or something.It always appears like that on my laptop and, honestly, it really bothers me each time I see it. I'm sorry.
Just checked on my laptop. Turns out I was misremembering things; it does come up weird. But apparently it doesn't bother me enough to notice.Your username always shows up fine on my end whether on a laptop or phone. And pardon me, DELICATE ANUS certainly needs to be in all caps for maximum impact.
Don't worry, I think all eyes will go straight to the DELICATE ANUS rather than any multi-line numerical tomfooleryI've just noticed my username reads like
TheSmiths_198
5
when you're logged in on a laptop. Which really does take some of the impact away from my DELICATE ANUS.
It’s all happening now. Literally as I type this.So…. Your still full of shit
No change then![]()
Can you change your name to take out the underscore, or was that already taken?How it should look.
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I can’t change it now, I’ve signed all my poetry with the underscore included.Can you change your name to take out the underscore, or was that already taken?