Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

[Redacted]

Currently on the toilet. Not much movement, though there are rumblings in my guts. Will give it another 5 minutes.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Nothing happening. Going to wipe up and continue getting ready for work.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

Nothing happening. Going to wipe up and continue getting ready for work.

You're not the type that gets all the girls, are you?

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Still nothing.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Good choice. Also “Delicate Anus” sounds like a metal band or something.

I've just noticed my username reads like
TheSmiths_198
5
when you're logged in on a laptop. Which really does take some of the impact away from my DELICATE ANUS.

 

[Maudlin Street]

I've just noticed my username reads like
TheSmiths_198
5
when you're logged in on a laptop. Which really does take some of the impact away from my DELICATE ANUS.

Your username always shows up fine on my end whether on a laptop or phone. And pardon me, DELICATE ANUS certainly needs to be in all caps for maximum impact.

Edit: Just checked on my laptop, and it actually does not show up fine.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Your username always shows up fine on my end whether on a laptop or phone. And pardon me, DELICATE ANUS certainly needs to be in all caps for maximum impact.

It displays fine on my phone/iPad but looks like this now on my laptop:

(I won't show you what my DELICATE ANUS currently looks like.)

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

sorry for the length

A phrase I use quite often.

 

[No 27]

It displays fine on my phone/iPad but looks like this now on my laptop:
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(I won't show you what my DELICATE ANUS currently looks like.)

It always appears like that on my laptop and, honestly, it really bothers me each time I see it. I'm sorry.

 

[Orange Crush]

Outing myself as an American. I think it’s better I spell it the American way. It makes me cringe when I see American anglophiles writing like they’re British, but to each their own.

Indeed, to each their own. Yeah, but you spell loads of words wrong!
My neighbour says there's a rumour of a bad odour in the parlour so I'm feeling a little sombre.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

It always appears like that on my laptop and, honestly, it really bothers me each time I see it. I'm sorry.

This is what I'm seeing for yours. There must be a malfunction in the mainframe, or something.

 

[Maudlin Street]

Your username always shows up fine on my end whether on a laptop or phone. And pardon me, DELICATE ANUS certainly needs to be in all caps for maximum impact.

Just checked on my laptop. Turns out I was misremembering things; it does come up weird. But apparently it doesn't bother me enough to notice.

 

[DrStatham]

I've just noticed my username reads like
TheSmiths_198
5
when you're logged in on a laptop. Which really does take some of the impact away from my DELICATE ANUS.

Don't worry, I think all eyes will go straight to the DELICATE ANUS rather than any multi-line numerical tomfoolery

 

[Was I ever any good]

Still nothing.

So…. Your still full of shit

No change then

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

So…. Your still full of shit

No change then

It’s all happening now. Literally as I type this.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

How it should look.

 

[Maudlin Street]

How it should look.
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Can you change your name to take out the underscore, or was that already taken?

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Can you change your name to take out the underscore, or was that already taken?

I can’t change it now, I’ve signed all my poetry with the underscore included.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Gone too far the other way now. Currently sitting on the toilet passing dirty water with occasional lumps.

 

[Gaylord Deepstar]

Daddy, daddy, watch me twirl!