gashonthenail
Make Orwell Fiction Again
You don't see the irony. You do realise Putin invaded Ukraine in order (he claimed) to 'de-Nazify' it? Anyone can call their enemies 'Nazis'.
gordyboy9
im collecting money for bi-polar polar bears.
oh your so kind,we are all quivering in our boots behind the sofa.
gordyboy9
im collecting money for bi-polar polar bears.
ahhh monkey balls,best thing on the menu.
gayboy you need to get out more rather than scrolling through my back catalogue voting everything with a big red thumbs down.
yer a failed drag act with a hatred for mr morrissey.
Gayboy? That’s what your hero Moaning Myrtle is. Haven’t you heard about him and Mike Joyce and Jake Walters?
What a twat you are.
nicky wire's legs
Rupert Lowe fangirl 😍
Very articulate
gordyboy9
im collecting money for bi-polar polar bears.
dont know why you even come on here,you dont contribute much.
you have dished out 619 thumbs down,thats a lot,looks like spite.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
You just can’t beat a good Barney on solo..
Go, Gay boys,
snapyou
Humdee,dumdee,homocide
Another Sunday afternoon on the ale?
That is one mess of anger.
gordyboy9
im collecting money for bi-polar polar bears.
he will probably moan about me collecting money for bi-polar polar bears.
You just can’t beat a good Barney on solo..
Go, Gay boys,
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
I’m just really surprised that you haven’t been red thumbed yet Gordy.
gordyboy9
im collecting money for bi-polar polar bears.
me gay,no thanks i will stick to the female form like i always have.
Johnnie Ray
Well-Known Member
Shut the f*** up.
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Orange Crush
Guest
Man, I wish I hadn't been wearing those pink shorts when that photo was taken!
TheSmiths_1985
tortured down below
You should've seen the shit I did this morning. As you may know, I've been on a no-carb diet and have been eating mainly meat and cheese and eggs.
I sat down on the toilet this morning. I had been passing violent gas throughout the night so was bracing myself for a tsunami of dung to flow out, but no. Nothing. I pushed and pushed but it just wouldn't come out. Sat for a while longer, straining, but it became very uncomfortable. Eventually, I thought, "f*** it" and just pushed and pushed. It finally came out, accompanied by a sound my anus has not made before. Immediate relief. Curiosity got the better of me and I had to turn around and look. Amongst the normal-looking shit was this huge ball of shit - slightly bigger than a cricket ball. I couldn't believe I had passed something that size. No wonder it took so much effort. I was also shocked/horrified/impressed that my anus was able to dilate that wide.
I sat down on the toilet this morning. I had been passing violent gas throughout the night so was bracing myself for a tsunami of dung to flow out, but no. Nothing. I pushed and pushed but it just wouldn't come out. Sat for a while longer, straining, but it became very uncomfortable. Eventually, I thought, "f*** it" and just pushed and pushed. It finally came out, accompanied by a sound my anus has not made before. Immediate relief. Curiosity got the better of me and I had to turn around and look. Amongst the normal-looking shit was this huge ball of shit - slightly bigger than a cricket ball. I couldn't believe I had passed something that size. No wonder it took so much effort. I was also shocked/horrified/impressed that my anus was able to dilate that wide.
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
It was a lot more dilated at Nottingham…..
Bitch.
Bitch.
TheSmiths_1985
tortured down below
No poo-poos this morning, though I did sit down and have a try. Probably for the best, as my ringpiece is still a bit tender after the gaping it experienced yesterday morning.
That said, I do not want to risk getting bunged up and having to pass a cricket ball again, so I've had a lot of water and probably too many jalepenos with my dinner - that should get things moving in the right direction tomorrow morning. I'll keep you all updated, probably around 5:30/5:40 am GMT.
That said, I do not want to risk getting bunged up and having to pass a cricket ball again, so I've had a lot of water and probably too many jalepenos with my dinner - that should get things moving in the right direction tomorrow morning. I'll keep you all updated, probably around 5:30/5:40 am GMT.
NealCassidy
FREE SPEECH #FBPB
You are such a pathetic twat
Was I ever any good
Labour to my death.
Ohhh the suspense of it all.
Tomorrow morning’s dropping won’t be like a cricket ball….
They will be like a rugby ball… sideways.
TheSmiths_1985
tortured down below
Currently on the toilet. Not much movement, though there are rumblings in my guts. Will give it another 5 minutes.
TheSmiths_1985
tortured down below
They will be like a rugby ball… sideways.
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