Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

[TheSmiths_1985]

Pet hate? Pet hate! I do wander round Tesco saying happy birthday to cheese, and biscuits, and crisps, and, basically, all their food and drink produce. I do it in Aldi, Lidl, Waitrose, M and S, and, basically all food and drink suppliers. I used to be able to do it all day, every day, but I am not so young now.

This does not surprise me. You seem a posh sort.

 

[gordyboy9]

P.S. when can I stay in your house? I was thinking all of July and august, then every other weekend the rest of the year?

tell you what,if you can find it you can stay as long as you want.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

tell you what,if you can find it you can stay as long as you want.

Gordon, I will be at your house.
Is it on the 22 bus route?

 

[Orange Crush]

This does not surprise me. You seem a posh sort.

Nah, you got me all wrong guv.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Pet hate? Pet hate! I do wander round Tesco saying happy birthday to cheese, and biscuits, and crisps, and, basically, all their food and drink produce. I do it in Aldi, Lidl, Waitrose, M and S, and, basically all food and drink suppliers. I used to be able to do it all day, every day, but I am not so young now.

Yes, I’m afraid you’re old and weird and mental.
Fortunately, those are the three requirements for posting on here.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

Nah, you got me all wrong guv.

Nah. You’re a posh sort.

 

[gordyboy9]

Yes, I’m afraid you’re old and weird and mental.
Fortunately, those are the three requirements for posting in here.

thats my three best qualities,all scottish people are mental,its the lack of sunlight ,every child that is born gets a free umbrella.

 

[gordyboy9]

Yes, I’m afraid you’re old and weird and mental.
Fortunately, those are the three requirements for posting on here.

i actually thought that was meant for me.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

thats my three best qualities,all scottish people are mental,its the lack of sunlight ,every child that is born gets a free umbrella.

Gordon, being scotch is not one of your best qualities. Put the haggis away.
You post funny and (sometimes) interesting things on here. I disagree with you most of the time, but your posts are good.

 

[Orange Crush]

Yes, I’m afraid you’re old and weird and mental.
Fortunately, those are the three requirements for posting on here.

Old, weird and mental. Those words kind of upset me upon first reading them...but then I realised it was true, so no harm done. I'm just going to clean out the gutter. Read into that what you want...you'll probably know what it means.

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Hey don’t steal the death speech announcement I had ready for you!

You mean your suicide note?

 

[Johnnie Ray]

ah well then you wont have long to go,you have had a good run.

Speaking of run, I had a nice 5 mile one this morning. I guess I have a ways to go before I have to worry about the grim reaper. I openly taunt him with my athletic physique. Keto, remember? Lean meatzzzz in da house!

 

[new musings]

You mean your suicide note?

Honey I know YOU find yourself to be clever but suicide isn’t EVER something to make joke comments about.

Do better

 

[gordyboy9]

Speaking of run, I had a nice 5 mile one this morning. I guess I have a ways to go before I have to worry about the grim reaper. I openly taunt him with my athletic physique. Keto, remember? Lean meatzzzz in da house!

im more of a walker,did 26,000 steps last week walking the cut which is a trail above my town.

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Honey I know YOU find yourself to be clever but suicide isn’t EVER something to make joke comments about.

Do better

Neither is calling for someone's death.

 

[Stephen Hofmann]

Man who’s said a load of asshole stuff doesn’t like the consequences of his own actions and blames everyone else.

There’s your summary.

Uncleskinny, not logged in, having a beer in Alcoi.

Why is this idiot not banned?

 

[gordyboy9]

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Time to retire, grandpa!

would love to see a photo of you,did you not tell me you were a drag queen,im still waiting on the picture.

 

[Lionsy]

would love to see a photo of you,did you not tell me you were a drag queen,im still waiting on the picture.

You are the only person that didn't get the pic, Goooordy.

 

[gordyboy9]

You are the only person that didn't get the pic, Goooordy.

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never understood drag queens,its usually fat guys dressing as woman with a few racey jokes,i saw one in ibiza and she was as funny as piles,boring as fook.

 

[Redacted]

Why is this idiot not banned?

Banned for what?