Off-topic discussion thread / moved as clogging other threads

[Light Housework]

I don’t know how to turn it off. Just click on “no thanks” underneath the email box while I try to fix it.

ok

 

[Light Housework]

Oh! Ok, I didn’t know that clicking “no thanks” would reveal the post. Reading it now.

 

[Orange Crush]

I don't go back THAT far.

 

[Light Housework]

I read about the Alsatian. What an imagination you have, TheSmiths_1985. Pretty funny.

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

You're not a poet, though, are you? It's not helpful to think you are

This might be the most stupid thing I’ve ever read on this website. Have you got dementia?

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

This might be the most stupid thing I’ve ever read on this website.

Doubt that!

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

There is no bottom here

 

[TheSmiths_1985]

There is no bottom here

Speak for yourself, babes.

 

[Born to Harangue]

Putting TheSmiths_1985 on ignore was the best decision I’ve made on this site in recent memory. I hate when these neurotypicals try to act wacky. He even somehow manages to make homosexuality seem like the dullest thing in the world. Say what you will about homosexuality, but homosexuals throughout history have rarely been boring. This guy, though? Imagine picking him up at a gay bar and going back to his house and he sidles up next to you on the couch in his living room and starts showing you memes on his phone, and you have to force yourself to laugh in order to seem polite. I’d be giving him the ol’ “forgive me, I think I probably left the oven on” line and getting out of there ASAP. I’m praying for the gays with this guy on the prowl . Surely they feel cheated when someone so unstylish and unfunny starts claiming to be one of them!? Or is he more of a ‘small town’ gay as opposed to the ‘big city’ gays and he can get away with being fairly prosaic since not a lot is expected of him? I’m not sure how it works and if the gays have their own class system that they abide by. Maybe he is considered a hoot among his own gay community in Staithes, North Yorkshire (pop. 776) or wherever he’s from, where they’ll take whatever they can get.

 

[No 27]

Imagine picking him up at a gay bar and going back to his house and he sidles up next to you on the couch in his living room and starts showing you memes on his phone

Imagine, though, how chaps feel when they're confronted with the interior of your place . . .

. . . and that's before they turn around and see all the Morrissey posters on the other wall.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Putting TheSmiths_1985 on ignore was the best decision I’ve made on this site in recent memory. I hate when these neurotypicals try to act wacky. He even somehow manages to make homosexuality seem like the dullest thing in the world. Say what you will about homosexuality, but homosexuals throughout history have rarely been boring. This guy, though? Imagine picking him up at a gay bar and going back to his house and he sidles up next to you on the couch in his living room and starts showing you memes on his phone, and you have to force yourself to laugh in order to seem polite. I’d be giving him the ol’ “forgive me, I think I probably left the oven on” line and getting out of there ASAP. I’m praying for the gays with this guy on the prowl . Surely they feel cheated when someone so unstylish and unfunny starts claiming to be one of them!? Or is he more of a ‘small town’ gay as opposed to the ‘big city’ gays and he can get away with being fairly prosaic since not a lot is expected of him? I’m not sure how it works and if the gays have their own class system that they abide by. Maybe he is considered a hoot among his own gay community in Staithes, North Yorkshire (pop. 776) or wherever he’s from, where they’ll take whatever they can get.

That white square avatar is hot! I was gonna change mine to a white square about a month ago, but i think i am kind of married to this metaphorical abyss now! It just happened!

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

I don’t know that the metaphorical abyss adequately conveys the extent of the depth of my angelic purity though! That’s my only point of ongoing consternation

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I don’t know that the metaphorical abyss adequately conveys the extent of the depth of my angelic purity though! That’s my only point of ongoing consternation

It's meant to convey his total annihilation by yours truly!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

@Born to Harangue Honey bunny, I did not authorize you to give scanty love ratings! Please remove them and ask first before you do such a thing!

 

[nicky wire's legs]

No offense, scanty, but he no longer has all of his mental faculties since I completely annihilated him and I don't want anyone taking advantage of that which is why I must approve all his love ratings from here on out.

 

[nicky wire's legs]

I probably would've approved of his giving you a love rating since it was nice to see you throwing him a little bone in his desolation, but the point is, he has to ask.

 

[Born to Harangue]

Rifke’s mostly right. I was planning on leaving the site for an undetermined amount of time and by deleting my picture and title I was saying “look, I’m really going!”. The whiteness was me erasing myself. This is the first time in nearly 10 years that I’ve gone without my Thunderbirds puppet display picture and I’m feeling so naked. I’m like an exhibitionist!

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

That white square avatar is hot! I was gonna change mine to a white square about a month ago, but i think i am kind of married to this metaphorical abyss now! It just happened!

yeah, but once you go black you can’t go back.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

yeah, but once you go black you can’t go back.

Must be true, because i did try to change it once recently. I lasted about five days and felt completely compelled to revert back to the black abyss again!

 

[Johnnie Ray]

I know you are intelligent, so I expect you to read it in context with the statistics presented. A generalization would not have included statistical evidence.

You are so proud of your Hitler Youth Manifesto of Madness third class junior college term paper.