"Kiss Me A Lot" official video directed by Sam Esty Rayner - TTY

TTY - Kiss Me A Lot Official Video directed by Sam Esty Rayner

As I read the name Sam Esty Rayner I feared the worst ... and what can I say ... it's even worse than I'd imagined. The boy knows nothing (unfortunately). Watch for yourself ...


http://true-to-you.net/

 

[BrummieBoy]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

He didn't detail his relationship with damon in the book because it is ongoing and would have sparked public interest resulting in a loss of the privacy he has. The Jake thing caused him enough grief.

This cannot be true as it would make him appear to be a closet case and a hypocrite for using naked girls to suggest heterosexuality is his orientation in this KMAL video. There must be another explanation. We must continue our debate until we get to the bottom of this vexatious condundrum that is Morrissey's Mysterious Sexuality.

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[Anonymous]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Perhaps he fainted and the photo misrepresents the situation? I am aware that this Jake daubed ink over Morrissey's Arse'n'all, or was that Gelato? Damon? Maybe Morrissey thinks daubing ink on peoples buttocks or breasts is an entirely anondyne pastime and nobody should read anything into it. Perhaps that's why those girls get a good dose of felt tip in the KMAL video? I'm confused now. I have a slight headache!

I refuse to believe that Morrissey has sex with men because he never mentions doing so in his 'Autobiography' and was very quick to deny he was a homosexual when people erroneously suggested he was for having a homosocial relationship with Jake. There's nothing wrong with me. If Morrissey has had sex with men throughout the period that 'Autobiography' covers then I'm sure he'll rectify the omission in Volume 2. Perhaps he wanted a family friendly version first? No, there was no sex with men. If there was and he failed to disclose it then his autobiography is a sham and he is a hypocrite for presenting himself as heterosexual in this video for KMAL. There's nothing wrong with me. Except a slight headache which I'll now remedy with a paracetamol before rejoining this exciting discussion!

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Wait do you think that morrissey is asexual or heterosexual

 

[BrummieBoy]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Hi Brummie

As well as the above if I remember rightly there's a bloke called 'security Liam' who caught the squirts with Steven. He could be security or comfort blanket you never know with Steven's cryptic descriptions.

Benny-the-British-Butcher 

Liam was trapped in the loo in Peru with Morrissey? Is that right? But they weren't having covert scatological gay sex, just fighting to use the toilet? Because they got tomato penne pasta food poisoning from the ragu in the carnivore restaurant? Volume 2 of Autobiography will have a great chapter called 'Metal Peru Loo', presumably.

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[BrummieBoy]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Wait do you think that morrissey is asexual or heterosexual

He's denied he's homosexual. So it makes sense to consider that he's an asexual man who dreams of having a heterosexual experience. At least that's all I can garner from this latest video. Or he's shagging models wearing lingerie and thought it would be helpful to share that information with his fanbase before one of them sold her story to the tabloids. He said he's 'humasexual' but I'm not really clear what that means. It can't mean he's sexually attracted to men and women as that would make him bisexual. Perhaps he's heteroflexible and is also sexually attracted to transgender persons who present as female? But he's definitely not homosexual as he's denied it so I've no idea why people insist he is. There seems to be some trust issues amongst his fanbase.

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[bhops]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

This cannot be true as it would make him appear to be a closet case and a hypocrite for using naked girls to suggest heterosexuality is his orientation in this KMAL video. There must be another explanation. We must continue our debate until we get to the bottom of this vexatious condundrum that is Morrissey's Mysterious Sexuality.

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Why do you assume this? It is clear the naked girls were filmed at a completely different location and then spliced in. It is interesting that YOU make the assumption that the women are there to convey Morrissey's heterosexuality. Maybe the girls are asking the viewer to 'kiss them a lot' rather than Morrissey. Maybe both Morrissey AND the girls are asking the viewer to kiss them a lot.

Your argument may be valid if there were parts of the video where Moz is caught making eyes at the laydeez or they were falling all over him 'Blurred Lines' style but if anything this video shows the 'disconnect' between Morrissey and women in as much as he can't even be in the same room as them! If you think the women in the video are there to make some sort of statement about Morrissey's sexuality you are borderline retarded. (Or a troll.)

 

[itsmorrisseyyy]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

He's denied he's homosexual. So it makes sense to consider that he's an asexual man who dreams of having a heterosexual experience. At least that's all I can garner from this latest video. Or he's shagging models wearing lingerie and thought it would be helpful to share that information with his fanbase before one of them sold her story to the tabloids. He said he's 'humasexual' but I'm not really clear what that means. It can't mean he's sexually attracted to men and women as that would make him bisexual. Perhaps he's heteroflexible and is also sexually attracted to transgender persons who present as female? But he's definitely not homosexual as he's denied it so I've no idea why people insist he is. There seems to be some trust issues amongst his fanbase.

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This debate has gone beyond the silly now but he's also denied he's heterosexual. Didn't he say he wanted to do away with all terms like that because they're limiting and make people miserable?

I'm going to describe myself as heteroflexible from here on in.

Edit to add; humasexual is an outrageous made up term, but being attracted to both sexes doesn't always equal bisexual.

 

[Anonymous]

I don't know how he could have gotten the message tru though..........

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I just hope morrissey comes out with statement about this video, I am really curious about his take on this

if morrissey comes out it will ruin his lovely career. he is not one..

 

[Tynamuna]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Why do you assume this? It is clear the naked girls were filmed at a completely different location and then spliced in. It is interesting that YOU make the assumption that the women are there to convey Morrissey's heterosexuality. Maybe the girls are asking the viewer to 'kiss them a lot' rather than Morrissey. Maybe both Morrissey AND the girls are asking the viewer to kiss them a lot.

Your argument may be valid if there were parts of the video where Moz is caught making eyes at the laydeez or they were falling all over him 'Blurred Lines' style but if anything this video shows the 'disconnect' between Morrissey and women in as much as he can't even be in the same room as them! If you think the women in the video are there to make some sort of statement about Morrissey's sexuality you are borderline retarded. (Or a troll.)

I assumed he was a troll to.......
Although I did not phrase it as elegantly

 

[Anonymous]

maybe brummie is right and damon is the butler, a distinct possibility noticing mozz es aristocratic bearing and gestures.
i am skeptical that mozz feels not beneath his bearing to prepare his own dinner, breakfast or bath.
that does not take away that he super gay, but perhaps that the boyfriend travels in a manner more discreet than exhibited by damon.

 

[BrummieBoy]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Why do you assume this? It is clear the naked girls were filmed at a completely different location and then spliced in. It is interesting that YOU make the assumption that the women are there to convey Morrissey's heterosexuality. Maybe the girls are asking the viewer to 'kiss them a lot' rather than Morrissey. Maybe both Morrissey AND the girls are asking the viewer to kiss them a lot.

Your argument may be valid if there were parts of the video where Moz is caught making eyes at the laydeez or they were falling all over him 'Blurred Lines' style but if anything this video shows the 'disconnect' between Morrissey and women in as much as he can't even be in the same room as them! If you think the women in the video are there to make some sort of statement about Morrissey's sexuality you are borderline retarded. (Or a troll.)

Without intending to you have set out why this video is such a cacophonous mess. You are right, there is a complete disconnect between the film of the lingerie models and the band performance of the song. There appears to be absolutely no reason for their presence other than to suggest that the song is about heterosexual lust. They are not singing the lines to each other. Why would these women ask the viewer to 'kiss them' other than under the thematic direction of the producer on behalf of Morrissey? These women did not write these lyrics, they have been paid to perform as eye candy to distract the viewer from Morrissey's ugly puss and yes, to suggest that the song is about heterosexual lust. There are no men inviting the viewer to kiss them, other than Morrissey. Let's not go there!

You provide no explanation as to why Morrissey paid these women to act as whiteboards for his lyrics and resort to insults to try and ventilate your troubled emotions on this topic. I will light a candle for you in hope that you calm down.

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[Tynamuna]

if morrissey comes out it will ruin his lovely career. he is not one..

Not out of the closet but come out with a statement about what he thinks of this video and the idea behind it

 

[BrummieBoy]

if morrissey comes out it will ruin his lovely career. he is not one..

What on earth makes you say that? He has denied he is homosexual so it seems unlikely he will come out. He is telling us all he is heterosexual as far as I can fathom from this video. Why don't you believe him?

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[eyeball]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

the making of kiss me a lot... the video

(a dramatization)

moz : sam will you make me a video

sam : what kind uncle steven?

moz : I dunno. whatever. I guess I should sing or something.

sam : can my friends be in it?

moz : I guess so

sam : its called kiss me a lot and I like to kiss girls so there should be some girls in it.

moz : whatevs

the end.

 

[itsverycold]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Without intending to you have set out why this video is such a cacophonous mess. You are right, there is a complete disconnect between the film of the lingerie models and the band performance of the song. There appears to be absolutely no reason for their presence other than to suggest that the song is about heterosexual lust. They are not singing the lines to each other. Why would these women ask the viewer to 'kiss them' other than under the thematic direction of the producer on behalf of Morrissey? These women did not write these lyrics, they have been paid to perform as eye candy to distract the viewer from Morrissey's ugly puss and yes, to suggest that the song is about heterosexual lust. There are no men inviting the viewer to kiss them, other than Morrissey. Let's not go there!

You provide no explanation as to why Morrissey paid these women to act as whiteboards for his lyrics and resort to insults to try and ventilate your troubled emotions on this topic. I will light a candle for you in hope that you calm down.

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what if the viewers of the video are women? does that make this the gayest video ever?

 

[Anonymous]

Penne-pasta-gate ! Pestana-gate ! Cancer-gate ! Then cheese-gate ! Tit-gate ! Homo-huma-bi-heterosexual-gate ! How long can Steven keep this up ?
Don't give anymore, don't give anymore, don't give anymore, give anymore, give anymore, give anymore, you swore, you swore, you swore you would not give anymore.

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[BrummieBoy]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

This debate has gone beyond the silly now but he's also denied he's heterosexual. Didn't he say he wanted to do away with all terms like that because they're limiting and make people miserable?

I'm going to describe myself as heteroflexible from here on in.

Edit to add; humasexual is an outrageous made up term, but being attracted to both sexes doesn't always equal bisexual.

He has flatly refuted any speculation that he has homosexual desire but he has never felt the need to issue a statement denying heterosexual desire in a similar fashion. I fail to see how he can be anything other than heterosexual. I thought he was asexual but then he said he was 'humasexual' which implies sexual desire of some sort towards unspecified classes of human beings.

Unless he means by 'humasexual' that he is sexually attracted to human beings who aren't men which would possibly include transgender persons and other males who also dis-identify with maleness. I'm not sure what he is trying to say in "I'm Not A Man". Is that some kind of manifesto for humasexuality? Is he saying he isn't sexually attracted to stereotypically masculinist males but is sexually attracted to males who also have a core belief and gender presentation congruent with the lyrics of "I'm Not A Man"? But how would such an affinity exhibit itself to him in a bar or a club if he was looking for a shag? And why are no such persons represented in this video? It would have been a perfect opportunity to show the world what a humasexual looks like and what floats Morrissey's humasexual boat, so to speak. I think he needs to do some more work on this stuff as it's all a bit #confused.com.

If a middle-age man makes a video statement asking for unspecified humans to 'kiss me a lot' and then only shows traditional female gender/sex humans in that video, I can see no reason to assume that he is implying anything beyond heterosexuality.

I agree that this discussion has now outlived it's usefulness and has become a bit silly. So I'll probably stop commenting now. But please, everyone else carry on. I will be monitoring this thread carefully to see if any new explanatory frameworks for Humasexuality and Lingerie Models emerge.

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[BrummieBoy]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

what if the viewers of the video are women? does that make this the gayest video ever?

Morrissey has denied he is homosexual so it would be a bit strange if he appointed himself as a producer of Lipstick Lesbian soft porn. And if that was his intention, why do the models not direct their kisses to each other? No, I can't see that as a plausible explanation. There's no way of him creating a video exclusively for women. He can't stop Jeremy Clarkson or Nigel Farage from watching it on YouTube, can he?

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[Anonymous]

Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Liam was trapped in the loo in Peru with Morrissey? Is that right? But they weren't having covert scatological gay sex, just fighting to use the toilet? Because they got tomato penne pasta food poisoning from the ragu in the carnivore restaurant? Volume 2 of Autobiography will have a great chapter called 'Metal Peru Loo', presumably.

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Oh I've no doubt he's got a volume 2 in various collectors formats in the pipeline but will they be pre or post Johnny biography ?
It's going to get messy yet really hilarious.

Benny-the-British-Butcher

 

[Anonymous]

Here is an edited version I have found, no scantly dressed women here

https://youtu.be/AE340bx7gUE

 

[Anonymous]

maybe brummie is right and damon is the butler, a distinct possibility noticing mozz es aristocratic bearing and gestures.
i am skeptical that mozz feels not beneath his bearing to prepare his own dinner, breakfast or bath.
that does not take away that he super gay, but perhaps that the boyfriend travels in a manner more discreet than exhibited by damon.

Morrissey thinks he's being discreet keeping damon in the background but would you share a hotel room on vacation with your employee?