"Kiss Me A Lot" official video directed by Sam Esty Rayner - TTY

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As I read the name Sam Esty Rayner I feared the worst ... and what can I say ... it's even worse than I'd imagined. The boy knows nothing (unfortunately). Watch for yourself ...


http://true-to-you.net/
 
Badly directed, badly shot, badly edited. I've offered to do a free one for him but he goes for this shit instead.
 
MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

But what on earth does that have to do with anything?

I asked if Morrissey has ever directed a heterosexual lustful 'gaze' at a woman in a video. I cannot recall any such event. If he has, then his appropriation of sexist music video tropes has some historical context. If not, then he's just appropriating Lad Culture in a very crass and demeaning way. Whilst one may not agree with women being subjected to The Heterosexist Gaze in music videos we can all agree that it's a 'thing'. However, Morrissey has spent decades posing as an asexual narcissist wildly and promiscuously appropriating images and tropes from transgressive cultures of gender and sexuality. He has now randomly and casually thrown heterosexism into the mix for no discernible reason or purpose. I wonder what Noel Gallagher and Russell Brand make of this latest 'episode'?

Perhaps he is sending a signal to record companies that there is nothing he won't stoop to in order to re-market WPINOYB, including gratuitous sexism and ultra-low budget videos? What next? Will Morrissey invite Nicky Minaj to flaunt her derrier in his next video whilst he's singing "my anaconda won't...unless you got buns, hun"? When we see Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler on stage singing their mid-life 'Viagra Is The Antidote' rehashes of youthful lust, there is some frightening plausibility to the lurid scenarios they sketch out, even as we recoil in horror from the tableaux suggested. When Morrissey sings "kiss me all over the place" whilst paying for the involvement of nubile lingerie models in proceedings, the effect is unintentionally comic. And implausible. 'Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others' worked as a Charles Hawtrey academic/comic observation but I doubt anyone beyond The Cult ever imagines it was a statement of sexual intent/history. If Morrissey now wishes to appropriate heterosexist Laddism and cavort with nubile lingerie models then it's not unreasonable to enquire what he imagines he is signalling.

What on earth has it got to do with anything? Well, in the same way that Morrissey appears to have spent decades trolling animal rights issues to buffer his supposedly 'outsider' image, we now have to face the fact that his appropriation of transgressive LGBT imagery from, bare bottom initial single cover to palare slang, may also have been nothing more than an opportunist magpie theft of random 'outrageous' imagery to bolster his persona. In other words, he's a troll. And now he's trolling the debate on sex, gender and sexuality with as much subtlety as Jeremy Clarkson and Nigel Farage bring to other topics as they attempt to ignite outrage about 'political correctness' to boost their profiles.

David Bowie and Tom Robinson both faced opprobrium from the Thought Police for retreating from The Cult of Gay, but their personal decisions were within a context of long-term relationship commitments to actual real life physical females. Morrissey has openly denied his is 'homosexual' and continued with his absurd dance of 7 veils about his sexuality with his claim to be 'humasexual'. He now presents a risible collage of stock heterosexual/heterosexist images in a video, presumably to add credence to the 'huma' rather than the 'homo' interpretation of his self-presentations over the years. However, nowhere in this video do we actually see Morrissey direct a 'humasexual gaze' towards the scantily clad females hirelings.

I am forced to conclude that this is indeed a revelation that the song 'Kiss Me A Lot' is an ode to auto-sexual gratification, perhaps including auto-fellatio. When Morrissey sings 'kiss me all over the place', perhaps he is double-jointed and able to do this to himself? That appears a more plausible scenario than him getting jiggy with either or both of those models. Perhaps he is signalling to his heterosexual female audience (including CG) that their desires for sexual intimacy with him are ludicrous and that they will always remain imprisoned in their fantasies whilst he finds sexual release and intimacy with himself?

So, to conclude. Is Morrissey asexual, auto-sexual, humasexual or simply someone who has reached the grand old age of 56 without realising his Catholic upbringing precludes him from consciously considering the option of overt homosexuality because of residual shame and guilt? His lyrics (GLMAT, etc) seem to consider this tormented status in detail. And there is nothing shameful or ridiculous if that is his existential reality. One can only feel compassion for somebody if they have missed out on the whole gay rainbow train of existential freedom. However, it is entirely reasonable to mock and ridicule the video treatment for 'Kiss Me A Lot' without mocking whatever demons haunt Morrissey's sexual self-constructs. If this video were ever to gain traction and receive 'heavy rotation' in the ghettos, favelas and barrios of Morrissey's machismo South American audience, then the only plausible interpretation amongst such a demographic would be that Morrissey is heterosexual, has been all along, and has simply been trolling the LGBT cultures of Carnival.

Lest anyone think I am being unkind to his audiences in LA/South America, I also find it highly unlikely that the minority of sweaty goons who infest his shows and drunkenly molest women in the UK would see this video as a celebration of inclusiveness and Gay-St8 Alliance dynamics. They are far more likely to see it as Morrissey claiming to be One Of The Lads. One can only hope that the women in his audience who meet the demanding body-criteria of these lingerie models actually test out Morrissey's heterosexual credentials and proposition him. As for any women in his audience who are fat, obese or otherwise unable or unwilling to contort themselves into skimpy lingerie or accept their bodies are commodities to be uses as lipstick whiteboards for his 'art', tough titty.

I expect this to be the opening round of numerous horrors as Morrissey's career as a troll unravels. Some here will not be surprised that I am not surprised at this turn of events and see a synergistic link between the self-destructive trolling of animal rights, republican politics and gender presentation. Morrissey is a troll. And he's now trolling the politics of sexism. The only good thing to come out of this is the silence of The Cult as they are simply at a loss for words to re-contextualise Morrissey's crass sexism as 'radical' or 'subversive'. It isn't. He isn't. He is a troll. I intend to enjoy watching him self-destruct whilst retrieving a selection of songs from the historical databank which can still plausibly be listened to as genuine communication rather than face-time attention-whore trolling.

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edit: He's trolling Feminism too, but I guess that's pretty obvious and has been since he started with the gangster/boxer thug nonsense. It's reached a beserk, desperate crescendo with KTBDTA. What kind of video treatments will Morrissey bring to domestic violence beyond skinheads throwing bowls of rice crispies around? SMFH!
 
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Interesting post Brummie. I have no idea what he is up to or what thoughts he is having. I don't think any of us ever will.

However he is ensuring lots of people try and work out what he is about and upto as the number of posts on this topic show
 
Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

I asked if Morrissey has ever directed a heterosexual lustful 'gaze' at a woman in a video. I cannot recall any such event. If he has, then his appropriation of sexist music video tropes has some historical context. If not, then he's just appropriating Lad Culture in a very crass and demeaning way. Whilst one may not agree with women being subjected to The Heterosexist Gaze in music videos we can all agree that it's a 'thing'. However, Morrissey has spent decades posing as an asexual narcissist wildly and promiscuously appropriating images and tropes from transgressive cultures of gender and sexuality. He has now randomly and casually thrown heterosexism into the mix for no discernible reason or purpose. I wonder what Noel Gallagher and Russell Brand make of this latest 'episode'?

Perhaps he is sending a signal to record companies that there is nothing he won't stoop to in order to re-market WPINOYB, including gratuitous sexism and ultra-low budget videos? What next? Will Morrissey invite Nicky Minaj to flaunt her derrier in his next video whilst he's singing "my anaconda won't...unless you got buns, hun"? When we see Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler on stage singing their mid-life 'Viagra Is The Antidote' rehashes of youthful lust, there is some frightening plausibility to the lurid scenarios they sketch out, even as we recoil in horror from the tableaux suggested. When Morrissey sings "kiss me all over the place" whilst paying for the involvement of nubile lingerie models in proceedings, the effect is unintentionally comic. And implausible. 'Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others' worked as a Charles Hawtrey academic/comic observation but I doubt anyone beyond The Cult ever imagines it was a statement of sexual intent/history. If Morrissey now wishes to appropriate heterosexist Laddism and cavort with nubile lingerie models then it's not unreasonable to enquire what he imagines he is signalling.

What on earth has it got to do with anything? Well, in the same way that Morrissey appears to have spent decades trolling animal rights issues to buffer his supposedly 'outsider' image, we now have to face the fact that his appropriation of transgressive LGBT imagery from, bare bottom initial single cover to palare slang, may also have been nothing more than an opportunist magpie theft of random 'outrageous' imagery to bolster his persona. In other words, he's a troll. And now he's trolling the debate on sex, gender and sexuality with as much subtlety as Jeremy Clarkson and Nigel Farage bring to other topics as they attempt to ignite outrage about 'political correctness' to boost their profiles.

David Bowie and Tom Robinson both faced opprobrium from the Thought Police for retreating from The Cult of Gay, but their personal decisions were within a context of long-term relationship commitments to actual real life physical females. Morrissey has openly denied his is 'homosexual' and continued with his absurd dance of 7 veils about his sexuality with his claim to be 'humasexual'. He now presents a risible collage of stock heterosexual/heterosexist images in a video, presumably to add credence to the 'huma' rather than the 'homo' interpretation of his self-presentations over the years. However, nowhere in this video do we actually see Morrissey direct a 'humasexual gaze' towards the scantily clad females hirelings.

I am forced to conclude that this is indeed a revelation that the song 'Kiss Me A Lot' is an ode to auto-sexual gratification, perhaps including auto-fellatio. When Morrissey sings 'kiss me all over the place', perhaps he is double-jointed and able to do this to himself? That appears a more plausible scenario than him getting jiggy with either or both of those models. Perhaps he is signalling to his heterosexual female audience (including CG) that their desires for sexual intimacy with him are ludicrous and that they will always remain imprisoned in their fantasies whilst he finds sexual release and intimacy with himself?

So, to conclude. Is Morrissey asexual, auto-sexual, humasexual or simply someone who has reached the grand old age of 56 without realising his Catholic upbringing precludes him from consciously considering the option of overt homosexuality because of residual shame and guilt? His lyrics (GLMAT, etc) seem to consider this tormented status in detail. And there is nothing shameful or ridiculous if that is his existential reality. One can only feel compassion for somebody if they have missed out on the whole gay rainbow train of existential freedom. However, it is entirely reasonable to mock and ridicule the video treatment for 'Kiss Me A Lot' without mocking whatever demons haunt Morrissey's sexual self-constructs. If this video were ever to gain traction and receive 'heavy rotation' in the ghettos, favelas and barrios of Morrissey's machismo South American audience, then the only plausible interpretation amongst such a demographic would be that Morrissey is heterosexual, has been all along, and has simply been trolling the LGBT cultures of Carnival.

Lest anyone think I am being unkind to his audiences in LA/South America, I also find it highly unlikely that the minority of sweaty goons who infest his shows and drunkenly molest women in the UK would see this video as a celebration of inclusiveness and Gay-St8 Alliance dynamics. They are far more likely to see it as Morrissey claiming to be One Of The Lads. One can only hope that the women in his audience who meet the demanding body-criteria of these lingerie models actually test out Morrissey's heterosexual credentials and proposition him. As for any women in his audience who are fat, obese or otherwise unable or unwilling to contort themselves into skimpy lingerie or accept their bodies are commodities to be uses as lipstick whiteboards for his 'art', tough titty.

I expect this to be the opening round of numerous horrors as Morrissey's career as a troll unravels. Some here will not be surprised that I am not surprised at this turn of events and see a synergistic link between the self-destructive trolling of animal rights, republican politics and gender presentation. Morrissey is a troll. And he's now trolling the politics of sexism. The only good thing to come out of this is the silence of The Cult as they are simply at a loss for words to re-contextualise Morrissey's crass sexism as 'radical' or 'subversive'. It isn't. He isn't. He is a troll. I intend to enjoy watching him self-destruct whilst retrieving a selection of songs from the historical databank which can still plausibly be listened to as genuine communication rather than face-time attention-whore trolling.

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edit: He's trolling Feminism too, but I guess that's pretty obvious and has been since he started with the gangster/boxer thug nonsense. It's reached a beserk, desperate crescendo with KTBDTA. What kind of video treatments will Morrissey bring to domestic violence beyond skinheads throwing bowls of rice crispies around? SMFH!

Or maybe despite Sam's denials on Facebook Moz just left this in the incapable hands of his nephew who went on to produce this sorry mess. Anyone who has ever taken a casual stroll through Sam's Facebook page can see that the female imagery in the video is entirely consistent with the rather ho-hum photo's that make up what I can only loosely refer to as his 'portfolio.'

The 'concept' in this video's bears all the aesthetic hallmarks of Sam not Morrissey. Do you really believe Morrissey is attempting to make any kind of statement about his sexuality or send a message to his female fan base through this 10 dollar ezy breezy video? Of course you don't you're smarter than that.

So how did this ever see the light of day? The answer I think is a depressing one. Morrissey just doesn't care these days, any desire for quality control is long gone, which is of course worthy of lengthy discussion itself. I find it particularly sad in as much as I was in the camp of those who felt his last album was his strongest release since Vauxhall.
 
Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*


Derrière, dear.

Well obviously he's trolling feminism as well, and more generally, women. Although there's a fat chance female Morrissey fans will identify with thin ladeez missing a chest rib. (Yes I know Sam you've counted them, and they're all there, I'm just messing.)
If he can hurt wimmin, well, he may as well, but deep inside he knows he's not going to, and perhaps he doesn't really want to and is still just a confused huma, Switzerland or not.
But I see a palpable ("ha!") difference between him and his nephew, in that his nephew, although he has dodgy ways of expressing it, genuinely loves women. I seem to know he even married one. When he was young, did he climb on his uncle's knees to ask him, "But, Unc Moz, why don't you like guuuurls?" Did it trouble his young, innocent mind? Most of us singles have had to deal with that sort of thing. When she was younger, one of my nieces repeatedly asked me when I was going to get married. Of course I couldn't tell her the truth ("It's not I don't want to, but I mostly attract gay trolls, poppet. Well, we all have our cross to bear. Jesus is my co-pilot."), so I kept staring threateningly and she eventually gave up. But maybe Sam never got that honesty from his uncle and still hopes for heterosexual bliss for him. Who knows?

I also wonder if Morrissey isn't here trying to convey a certain nostalgia for the time he could visit LA strip joints with Tina without any pressure to...perform. He could have those times back I'm sure,he just has to erase a few things.

Although Switzerland with Da-...Dickens on his lap sure must be relaxing, perhaps he's just trolling us and telling us he wished he liked us?

Maybe he just wishes he were a woman?

Still, people wouldn't have minded a repeat of Andrew Garfield in a bra, and he knows that perfectly well, and he's still not doing anything to please. Which is never a very wise way to go about things, as History shows.

Also, showing the new guy and Dumbo in the introduction, that's downright manipulative. They couldn't possibly have a clue. Thank God Jesse didn't demean himself there. Good job Jess, and a happy belated bday to ya :)
 
Please please please tell me this video is an April fools joke! I am haunted by the one and only viewing :( Im broken at the images of women portrayed in this way. I cannot ever unview. Im in shock at Morrissey, hero, voice, campaigner, man, god, human. Feel betrayed and saddened. Totally gutted. Please delete. Such a lively song, best on the album. Ended so tragically. Love you Moz but this is unacceptable ;(
 
i dont think theres really anything to this and most are just spitting venom into the wind. hes never liked videos even in the smiths time and has never made very good ones ever. i dont think he cares for them and this song has been released a bunch and is older so he probably just said hey if you wanna try it go for it. it is his family after all. probably felt little harm would or could come from this and i dont think it will do anything to hurt him in any way. i can think of a bunch of artists i love that i feel make great music but also make pretty bland mediocre music videos. i dont think it a sign of the impending doom as musicians
 
Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Or maybe despite Sam's denials on Facebook Moz just left this in the incapable hands of his nephew who went on to produce this sorry mess. Anyone who has ever taken a casual stroll through Sam's Facebook page can see that the female imagery in the video is entirely consistent with the rather ho-hum photo's that make up what I can only loosely refer to as his 'portfolio.'

The 'concept' in this video's bears all the aesthetic hallmarks of Sam not Morrissey. Do you really believe Morrissey is attempting to make any kind of statement about his sexuality or send a message to his female fan base through this 10 dollar ezy breezy video? Of course you don't you're smarter than that.

So how did this ever see the light of day? The answer I think is a depressing one. Morrissey just doesn't care these days, any desire for quality control is long gone, which is of course worthy of lengthy discussion itself. I find it particularly sad in as much as I was in the camp of those who felt his last album was his strongest release since Vauxhall.

Morrissey appears in the video. He has thus endorsed the gratuitous 'ho-hum' sexism. He cannot now 'disappear' from the video or the consequences of aligning himself with such machismo imagery. Whether or not Morrissey intends a specific or generic interpretation of this video is entirely irrelevant. He has chosen to add it to his data-stream of images and conceptual frameworks and, thus, it becomes part of his legacy. If Morrissey no longer cares about his legacy, that's an admission that the game's up, that he's been revealed as a troll and can think of nothing better to do than up the ante to the level of a pantomime dame/clown. I suspect he is addicted to trolling and simply can't stop, even if he destroys himself with his addiction to faux-outrage.

I also think he's become bitter and enraged by the fact that he's now being objectified as a grey-haired, wrinkling middle-aged man. He presents decade old photos to promote his tours and tries to distract the gaze of the consumer from his ageing body by sprinkling nubile lingerie clad females like confetti in this embarrassing promotional video. However, Morrissey was the very epitome of camera-fixated narcissist when he was in the brief bloom of youth, so it's a fitting karmic justice that he now finds himself desperately trying to dress like a young hipster when he'd be more appropriately dressed in a nice pair of slacks and shirt from Marks and Spencer. The clothes he wears look good on young male models but tragic on him.

The irony of him describing Madonna's career as 'frightening' is simply priceless. It's not to my taste but she authentically lays claim to the right to a sexual life as a divorced mother of four, but Morrissey makes no such assertion of congruence between his real life and video tropes. He is simply trying to foist some 'mystery' over his sexuality again after the bolt-lightning fast denial of homosexuality after the publication of 'Autobiography', whilst trolling feminists.

Would Morrissey daub lipstick slogans on non-human female animals in a video? If he did, would that be ok? Or would it be rightly challenged as objectifying the 'other' for commerce? In this video, lingerie clad women are the 'other' who he feels he has the right to exhibit in undignified and demeaning images. In his 'Meat Is Murder' concert footage he objectifies helpless animals as 'other' and uses them as a shock-prop to enliven his dull dirge anthem. Is there any real difference between using images of commoditized women and commoditized animals? Of course, his friends, PETA, think nothing of using women as gratuitous props so it's hardly shocking that he follows their lead.

I'd say this video really is Morrissey's "lipstick on a pig" moment when it all came crashing down around him, but that would be an insult to the dignity of pigs and we know that Morrissey is contemptuous of pigs as he thinks human life is like a 'pigsty'. Etc. The signs have been there all along, but they're not the 'signs' that CG has been hallucinating. Morrissey is a sexist troll. He would troll anything.

If the scantily clad persons in this video were young males the word 'troll' would take on an entirely different meaning, and would indeed be challenging in a world where Stephen Fry has married a much younger man. But I can see no disruptive subtext in Morrissey trolling youth and beauty in the female form. The video shows a millionaire middle-age man using money and power to adorn himself with naked female flesh. It is comical, desperate and reprehensible. I choose, however, to be amused by his catastrophic collapse into ignominy. I've had fun trying to conjure up a plausible explanation for this video but I've failed. Nobody else has come forth with anything beyond horrified disdain. We must await Morrissey's explanation for his behaviour. How fascinating the end game is turning out to be.

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Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Derrière, dear.

Well obviously he's trolling feminism as well, and more generally, women. Although there's a fat chance female Morrissey fans will identify with thin ladeez missing a chest rib. (Yes I know Sam you've counted them, and they're all there, I'm just messing.)
If he can hurt wimmin, well, he may as well, but deep inside he knows he's not going to, and perhaps he doesn't really want to and is still just a confused huma, Switzerland or not.
But I see a palpable ("ha!") difference between him and his nephew, in that his nephew, although he has dodgy ways of expressing it, genuinely loves women. I seem to know he even married one. When he was young, did he climb on his uncle's knees to ask him, "But, Unc Moz, why don't you like guuuurls?" Did it trouble his young, innocent mind? Most of us singles have had to deal with that sort of thing. When she was younger, one of my nieces repeatedly asked me when I was going to get married. Of course I couldn't tell her the truth ("It's not I don't want to, but I mostly attract gay trolls, poppet. Well, we all have our cross to bear. Jesus is my co-pilot."), so I kept staring threateningly and she eventually gave up. But maybe Sam never got that honesty from his uncle and still hopes for heterosexual bliss for him. Who knows?

I also wonder if Morrissey isn't here trying to convey a certain nostalgia for the time he could visit LA strip joints with Tina without any pressure to...perform. He could have those times back I'm sure,he just has to erase a few things.

Although Switzerland with Da-...Dickens on his lap sure must be relaxing, perhaps he's just trolling us and telling us he wished he liked us?

Maybe he just wishes he were a woman?

Still, people wouldn't have minded a repeat of Andrew Garfield in a bra, and he knows that perfectly well, and he's still not doing anything to please. Which is never a very wise way to go about things, as History shows.

Also, showing the new guy and Dumbo in the introduction, that's downright manipulative. They couldn't possibly have a clue. Thank God Jesse didn't demean himself there. Good job Jess, and a happy belated bday to ya :)

Thank you for pointing out the error in transcribing my thoughts from the dictation tape. My Secretary is on holiday so I am relying on a young scantily clad intern to post these ruminations. It's important that these rare errors are brought to my attention.

I wonder if Morrissey is capable of being honest with himself, never mind anyone else? I recall Morrissey allowing cameras to film him in a strip-club, but have never understood what he was trying to convey. He did not appear to be be exhibiting heterosexual lust, merely bemusement and embarrassment. It's worth revisiting that clip and the dialogue so we can all register just how profound the crash into the abyss is with this video. After insisting on his right not to comment definitively on his sexuality, insisting it's nobody's business and with rear-guard cover from Linder that the topic is "boring", he says "People can think whatever they like"...

Well, if you choose to insert gratuitous scantily clad lingerie models into a public video to sell a product, it's anybody's business and right to scrutinise and interpret your sexuality. And to question whether or not it is a deliberate attempt to project an implausible and/or fraudulent heterosexual narrative template onto the marketplace or just an utterly confused mess. Or both.

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"Morrissey Visits A Strip Club"

 
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Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Thank you for pointing out the error in transcribing my thoughts from the dictation tape. My Secretary is on holiday so I am relying on a young scantily clad intern to post these ruminations. It's important that these rare errors are brought to my attention.

I wonder if Morrissey is capable of being honest with himself, never mind anyone else? I recall Morrissey allowing cameras to film him in a strip-club, but have never understood what he was trying to convey. He did not appear to be be exhibiting heterosexual lust, merely bemusement and embarrassment. It's worth revisiting that clip and the dialogue so we can all register just how profound the crash into the abyss is with this video. After insisting on his right not to comment definitively on his sexuality, insisting it's nobody's business and with rear-guard cover from Linder that the topic is "boring", he says "People can think whatever they like"...

Well, if you choose to insert gratuitous scantily clad lingerie models into a public video to sell a product, it's anybody's business and right to scrutinise and interpret your sexuality. And to question whether or not it is a deliberate attempt to project an implausible and/or fraudulent heterosexual narrative template onto the marketplace or just an utterly confused mess. Or both.

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"Morrissey Visits A Strip Club"







His girlfriend at the time was sitting next to him.


He likes both and is with a man currently. Not hard to figure out.
 
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...And direct from the bleachers, I give you the antidote.

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the dity music videos of the world
you cold have getting down to this. sick. beat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfWlot6h_JM

Trollers gonna trolls. ;)

SHAKE IT OFF SOLO!

And she looks hot in lingerie that she chose herself. And there are fat people in high street clothes at the end of 'Shake It Off'. It is indeed the antithesis and antidote to Morrissey's poisonous video. Taylor is a much better lyricist than Morrissey.

"You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
And I got that red lip classic thing that you like
And when we go crashing down, we come back every time
'Cause we never go out of style
We never go out of style

You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt
And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt"

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Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*



Well it's quite allright Brummie :) God knows it's hard to find a good secretary these days, I'm having the same problem.

Thank you for providing the soundtrack, I just remembered that clip as somebody's soundless signature here. Always good to see Linda rushing to the rescue. Hiiiiii!

So Morrissey's sexuality is nobody's business, World Peace is none of Morrissey's business, KMAL is none of my business...And still, dear Brummie, all eyes on us. Can you explain that? I sure can't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI

I think one of M's gay friends once noted that when he's got his glasses on, he means business. Or something. Well I've got my glasses on too...But don't expect any answer Brum, all we're doing is confusing lovely nephews, really. :)

I'm turned on by Andrew Garfield and Norman Reedus kissing. Animals. Not that that's ever going to happen, by yes, Norman making out with a squirrel, all my inhibitions are out the window. Just so you guys know what I like.

Also, Intelligence turns me on a great deal, FYI Gustavo. And I read most of Brummie Boy's posts cos he's very naughty and a bit haughty too.
So many hawt things in life, Morrissey has got quite a lot of competition...

Which reminds me Morrissey, are you going to introduce Damon properly or are you waiting for him to go and have a kid? (not in the Gary Glitter sense). Well, I'm just asking. :)
 
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My mate sent me a great quote "Now you see why Sam is forever the nephew, never the leading man". He does seem a f***tard
 
"What you have to remember is, Morrissey is a troll. He always has been"

http://www.thefourohfive.com/tv/mor...r-kiss-me-a-lot-fans-not-happy-with-style-142


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" On a budget need not mean boring. Once again Sam has dropped the ball, just like the cover he tried to make for WPINOYB. Sam's brother seems the smart one (from what I hear)
You gotta feel sorry for someone who has so many chances in life, yet still can do nothing for himself. He even tries his best with light and shade to look like his uncle. He just comes off looking like Roland Keating- the Irish roots sometimes kind, sometimes cruel. After Julia, Sam seems like he is the most pathetic fan, he is defined only by his uncle. After certain band members he is the biggest leach, he has only via his uncle. In M's defence I would say, fair play he gave the kid a shot. Alas, talent rarely has more than one branch in any family tree..As for the objectification of woman, we all objectify. Plus M has made a pop object of many things, mostly himself. He has also used semi naked men, including himself. What's good for the goose...Though it could be argued, it seems M has been hanging out with PETA too long, I wont argue that".

On the money
 
Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

Well it's quite allright Brummie :) God knows it's hard to find a good secretary these days, I'm having the same problem.

Thank you for providing the soundtrack, I just remembered that clip as somebody's soundless signature here. Always good to see Linda rushing to the rescue. Hiiiiii!

So Morrissey's sexuality is nobody's business, World Peace is none of Morrissey's business, KMAL is none of my business...And still, dear Brummie, all eyes on us. Can you explain that? I sure can't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYtGl1dX5qI

I think one of M's gay friends once noted that when he's got his glasses on, he means business. Or something. Well I've got my glasses on too...But don't expect any answer Brum, all we're doing is confusing lovely nephews, really. :)

I'm turned on by Andrew Garfield and Norman Reedus kissing. Animals. Not that that's ever going to happen, by yes, Norman making out with a squirrel, all my inhibitions are out the window. Just so you guys know what I like.

Also, Intelligence turns me on a great deal, FYI Gustavo. And I read most of Brummie Boy's posts cos he's very naughty and a bit haughty too.
So many hawt things in life, Morrissey has got quite a lot of competition...

Which reminds me Morrissey, are you going to introduce Damon properly or are you waiting for him to go and have a kid? (not in the Gary Glitter sense). Well, I'm just asking. :)


Wasn't it the story of how when he shows up at your door at 2am with his glasses on you know he's upset?

I wish he would at least put his hand on damon's arm or something. The jig is up, Morrissey. We know, so let the poor man out of your shadow. It's been 8 years.
 
at least Boz looked happy and svelte. basically, the video cost peanuts to make and helps his nephew's portfolio. the scantily dressed women were shot and spliced in elsewhere. I do not think there is much else going on. the over analysis of this low budget video that could have been a film project at the local film school filmmaking 101 class. Seems like his nephew is into naked chicks from his YouTube page.
 
Re: MORRISSEY TROLLS HETEROSEXISM. WHO KNEW? *rollseyes*

His girlfriend at the time was sitting next to him.


He likes both and is with a man currently. Not hard to figure out.

What makes you infer that this 'girlfriend' was in a sexual relationship with him, other than gossip? Has he ever stated he was in a sexual relationship with the woman in this clip? When has he ever said he acknowledges he is actively bisexual ? When did he notify anyone he was 'with a man currently'? When did he confirm that 'I Can Have Both' was an autobiographical lyric? If he's 'with a man currently', why isn't that man dancing in his underwear in the video for KMAL? Who is this mysterious man who you claim is in a humasexual relationship with Morrissey?

You claim 'he likes both' but there's just as much evidence that he likes neither, that he's asexual rather than humasexual. None of this explains why he suddenly decided to objectify near-naked women and daub their bodies with lipstick slogans as part of his supposedly 'outsider' art. If it's 'not hard to figure out', why does Morrissey continue to do a dance of 7 veils about the supposed 'mystery' of his sexuality or the absence of sexual desire? He claims it's nobodies business then presents extraneous, intrusive images of sexualised females in his latest video. Presumably there's a reason he chose women rather than men, that reason being that he wishes to market himself as heterosexual, not bisexual, homosexual, asexual or humasexual. He is a millionaire middle-age man who has purchased female nudity to add glamour to his fading public image. It's a catastrophic failure of judgement. You seem to accept his claim that 'Kiss Me A Lot' has some connection with heterosexual lust. Either Morrissey wants to kiss these women "all over the place" or he wants them to kiss him "all over the place". I find either scenario as extremely unlikely unless he pays them as he has paid them to cavort in this video. I wonder if they even knew who he was before the video shoot. Or cared for one second after they were paid.

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