Derrière, dear.
Well obviously he's trolling feminism as well, and more generally, women. Although there's a fat chance female Morrissey fans will identify with thin ladeez missing a chest rib. (Yes I know Sam you've counted them, and they're all there, I'm just messing.)
If he can hurt wimmin, well, he may as well, but deep inside he knows he's not going to, and perhaps he doesn't really want to and is still just a confused huma, Switzerland or not.
But I see a palpable ("ha!") difference between him and his nephew, in that his nephew, although he has dodgy ways of expressing it, genuinely loves women. I seem to know he even married one. When he was young, did he climb on his uncle's knees to ask him, "But, Unc Moz, why don't you like guuuurls?" Did it trouble his young, innocent mind? Most of us singles have had to deal with that sort of thing. When she was younger, one of my nieces repeatedly asked me when I was going to get married. Of course I couldn't tell her the truth ("It's not I don't want to, but I mostly attract gay trolls, poppet. Well, we all have our cross to bear. Jesus is my co-pilot."), so I kept staring threateningly and she eventually gave up.
But maybe Sam never got that honesty from his uncle and still hopes for heterosexual bliss for him. Who knows?
I also wonder if Morrissey isn't here trying to convey a certain nostalgia for the time he could visit LA strip joints with Tina without any pressure to...perform. He could have those times back I'm sure,he just has to erase a few things.
Although Switzerland with Da-...Dickens on his lap sure must be relaxing, perhaps he's just trolling us and telling us he wished he liked us?
Maybe he just wishes he were a woman?
Still, people wouldn't have minded a repeat of Andrew Garfield in a bra, and he knows that perfectly well, and he's still not doing anything to please. Which is never a very wise way to go about things, as History shows.
Also, showing the new guy and Dumbo in the introduction, that's downright manipulative. They couldn't possibly have a clue. Thank God Jesse didn't demean himself there. Good job Jess, and a happy belated bday to ya