Roman Holiday
Burn down the disco
I can only quote Jon Stewart: "There’s been an outbreak of chocolatey goodness near Hershey, Pennsylvania. What do you think happened?"
"Oh I don't know... maybe a steam shovel made it with a cocoa bean? OR IT'S THE f***ING CHOCOLATE FACTORY!!!"
I’ve never liked Jon Stewart, but I don’t think I’m biased in calling this a false analogy. He’s assuming that “chocolatey goodness” doesn’t naturally occur, whereas coronaviruses have always had natural origins. His logic refutes itself: if he’s going to rely on the usual manufacturer, he should rule out the lab leak hypothesis.