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Okay, Sam. Since I'm taking a breaky lemme give you some pshop 101 pointers.
First off, try to match the color of the font. Also matching the actual font helps too (the second font is block san serif likely Ariel Black which is bolder than Ariel Bold but it only comes in extended font suitcases.)
Second, in order to make that stars wars warp effect on the title, (Are you equating Morrissey with a black man?) what you wanna do is type the text in a new layer, kern it and adjust the leading to match the original, then convert the text block to a shape. After that you can convert the shape to the warp using a number of different methods, since you're a beginner and I've got shit to do I suggest the pre-made convex polygon upside-down. THere's LOTS of tutorials on photoshop online, the one at lynda.com comes to mind.
Yes, and that's exactly why it is on the front page isn't it? Because you like "Morrissey" and "shit" in one sentence and, even better, the possibility of seeing over 100 posts with "Morrissey" and "shit" in it for your own amusement. So why bother with that annoying task of deciding if it's worth being on the front page.
you use what ever words you want to, and i'll do the same. And i guarantee you'll be the more offended.
Helpful. lol May you be hired as Sam's assistant. You could teach him how to put in references to all kinds of things that are far more interesting and then the next "you" could show up and decode it.
who is this post directed to? just curious.
Morrissey is the new Rosa Parks. He needs to stand up to the oppression of all those white record labels who don't want to hire his thug ass. For reals.
err...o.k.
I have a job and there is no other me.
I love the montages. Incidentally, Morrissey is actually a very intimidating person if you met him, would love for the haters on this board to say the nasty things to him in person.
The more I think about it, what’s the difference between what TTY puts up and these well thought out montages these solo members put together. They each are trying to make a statement and use cleverness and wit, and in some cases varied Photoshop skills.
There are more pictures in there but really what’s the problem. Someone may not like these, that is fine. Someone may not like the TTY ones, that is fine too. The TTY ones can be frankly more vulgar than these with just words alone.
I am of the belief that Morrissey himself, by his own behavior and statements, has made his bed for this. Morrissey is a big boy and doesn’t need defending. These are directed at Morrissey and he is the public figure here. I am more concerned when a poster slags off another poster with shaming. I would recommend you post your positives and disregard what you don’t like; I think it may be that simple. This forum and posters are not the type to be controlled (just like Morrissey, huh). Trying by just saying you are upset may only add fuel to the fire
I love the montages. Incidentally, Morrissey is actually a very intimidating person if you met him, would love for the haters on this board to say the nasty things to him in person.
Hey you forgot my best one that made Kewpie mad because it used a picture of a vagina. (Wow hindsign is 20/20 with those Mozza book covers, am I right? Lol.)
And again you prove my point. The first one to post some SER. Are you scanning TTY all day for it? As silly as his posts are, it's equally silly to make it front page news on morrissey-solo again and again. And that just for you to fake shock and for you to enjoy the pleasure of saying the usual things that you say. Congratulations.
You may have a point there. What exactly is the point of posting these pointless posts?