Born to Harangue
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I am a real American
I’ve got my G.I. Joe, my Hulk Hogan action figure, my John Wayne movie poster, not one but TWO Boston Red Sox hats, my Bible, my US constitution, my God bless America fridge magnet, my book about the Civil War, and my Western DVDs.
What else would I need so I could be accepted as a citizen of the land of the free and the home of the brave (not that I would want to, but let’s say I did)? I think maybe a MAGA hat and an Israel flag. Oh, and a gun. Would that about cover it??
I’ve got my G.I. Joe, my Hulk Hogan action figure, my John Wayne movie poster, not one but TWO Boston Red Sox hats, my Bible, my US constitution, my God bless America fridge magnet, my book about the Civil War, and my Western DVDs.
What else would I need so I could be accepted as a citizen of the land of the free and the home of the brave (not that I would want to, but let’s say I did)? I think maybe a MAGA hat and an Israel flag. Oh, and a gun. Would that about cover it??