I am a real American :muscle::muscle:
I’ve got my G.I. Joe, my Hulk Hogan action figure, my John Wayne movie poster, not one but TWO Boston Red Sox hats, my Bible, my US constitution, my God bless America fridge magnet, my book about the Civil War, and my Western DVDs.
What else would I need so I could be accepted as a citizen of the land of the free and the home of the brave (not that I would want to, but let’s say I did)? I think maybe a MAGA hat and an Israel flag. Oh, and a gun. Would that about cover it??

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I am a real American :muscle::muscle:
I’ve got my G.I. Joe, my Hulk Hogan action figure, my John Wayne movie poster, not one but TWO Boston Red Sox hats, my Bible, my US constitution, my God bless America fridge magnet, my book about the Civil War, and my Western DVDs.
What else would I need so I could be accepted as a citizen of the land of the free and the home of the brave (not that I would want to, but let’s say I did)? I think maybe a MAGA hat and an Israel flag. Oh, and a gun. Would that about cover it??

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Sweat pants.
 
What happened to my girl (apart from the fact that she’s not Hispanic any more)? :(

Late 2010s:
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2024:
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I’m hearing ‘Ozempic’, everybody’s talking ‘Ozempic’. I haven’t researched what that is exactly, but people are talking about it!! I suppose you could say that’s my research!

(I hope there are no feminists here who’ll give me a stern talking to for body shaming a woman :eek:. I like my Ariana with some meat on her bones, if that’s all right with you!)
 
I'm reading The Real Anthony Fauci by RFK Jr! <3 What a huge f***er of a book. It's going to take longer to read than the Bible.

Also, it is immensely awesome to see Jay Bhattacharya appointed as Head of NIH!!! It's such a big f***ing wonderful middle finger to some very horrible people! :D
 
Black Fridays more exciting! I'm going to stay at home all day and buy stuff online! Hopefully my credit card won't get a security alert. Then I'll have to call them and it'll probably take an hour to get through :rolleyes:
 
So I had to go out and buy supplies in the form of chocolate and a croissant for my all-day online shopping extravaganza (should've bought beer, dammit. Or grand marnier since i can afford it from all the money I'm gonna be saving), and it was like bloody spring out. I was defo too hot in my winter coat and I saw other people carrying theirs and walking around in their t-shirts. The weather network says it's only 6 but that can't possibly be right. Six is cooooooold. It felt more like 15. Whats going on?!?!
 
What did you get?
I got some ralph lauren sweaters and it took me hours to decide which ones because I am SO indecisive!! It's so impossible for me to pick between one thing or the other that the choice then nautrally goes from being "do I get the purple one or the red one or the navy one?" to "do I get everything on the site or do I not spend another penny ever again?" But eventually I made up my mind and got a light blue one, a cream one, and this one:


Which I'm regretting because,while burgundy suits me, I'm not sure about this particular shade and I wish I had gotten the green one instead because I KNOW that would've suited me!

So now I'm wondering if I should get the green one as well....

That was all I bought aside from some lil tidbits like ysl lavender blush (I don't really wear make up but I like the idea of lavender blush). And 6 books (but those weren't on sale).

I was also thinking of getting something from Ba&sh. Had this in mind

which sort of reminds me of something rhe suede boys wore in the 90s but dustier, less glossy. I always feel bad after spending money though, that after the purchase of the sweaters, I'm not really feeling it anymore. I should save my money!

Oh but I also want these! (And would've bought them already but marni jewelry is such bad quality these days that I would expect all the rhinestones to fall out)
And these! (Alessandra rich is the BEST quality)

Now tell me about anders tegnell! Why/how did you meet him? In my mind I hear Freddie Sayers saying his name :hearteyes: :lbf:
 
Oh and the books I bought were:

A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles
The Road to Wigan Pier by George Orwell
August Blue by Deborah Levy
The Blind Assassin by Margaret Atwood
The Satanic Verses by Salman Rushdie
My Cousin Rachel by Daphne du Maurier

I also plan to buy Alan hollinghurst's new novel Our Evenings as soon as I can get down to the book store for which I have a gift certificate.

Oh! And I forgot to mention I also bought Sam Mcknights 'cool girl hair mist' that Kate moss uses!
 
I got some ralph lauren sweaters and it took me hours to decide which ones because I am SO indecisive!! It's so impossible for me to pick between one thing or the other that the choice then nautrally goes from being "do I get the purple one or the red one or the navy one?" to "do I get everything on the site or do I not spend another penny ever again?" But eventually I made up my mind and got a light blue one, a cream one, and this one:


Which I'm regretting because,while burgundy suits me, I'm not sure about this particular shade and I wish I had gotten the green one instead because I KNOW that would've suited me!

So now I'm wondering if I should get the green one as well....

That was all I bought aside from some lil tidbits like ysl lavender blush (I don't really wear make up but I like the idea of lavender blush). And 6 books (but those weren't on sale).

I was also thinking of getting something from Ba&sh. Had this in mind

which sort of reminds me of something rhe suede boys wore in the 90s but dustier, less glossy. I always feel bad after spending money though, that after the purchase of the sweaters, I'm not really feeling it anymore. I should save my money!

Oh but I also want these! (And would've bought them already but marni jewelry is such bad quality these days that I would expect all the rhinestones to fall out)
And these! (Alessandra rich is the BEST quality)

Now tell me about anders tegnell! Why/how did you meet him? In my mind I hear Freddie Sayers saying his name :hearteyes: :lbf:

Ralph Lauren sweaters are always a good investment! Burgundy is probably fine, as long as you don't have blond or black hair, which you don't.

I like the Marni earrings!!! 🕷️

Tegnell cancelled. We had him at a guest speaker at a company event, but he had to cancel cause he has the wu flu. Life can be so cruel. I don't think I'll ever get over this - it's my own personal "Nottingham".
 
Ralph Lauren sweaters are always a good investment! Burgundy is probably fine, as long as you don't have blond or black hair, which you don't.

I like the Marni earrings!!! 🕷️

Tegnell cancelled. We had him at a guest speaker at a company event, but he had to cancel cause he has the wu flu. Life can be so cruel. I don't think I'll ever get over this - it's my own personal "Nottingham".
Oh I'm sorry, bun bun!! That is so disappointing 😞 Treat yourself to an evening of Cats to make up for it! Do you think there'll be a next time? Maybe you'll run into him on the street, swedens not that big!

"Nottingham" hahaha :lbf:

Can people with blonde or black hair not wear burgundy? Oh I feel so sorry for them! What is the point of living if you can't wear burgundy? I've never met a burgundy that didn't work on me but I've never had a burgundy like this before. If it were more purple or more red or more brown I would be more confident. But this seems to be a wishy washy mixture (don't know how else to describe it, colour theory eludes me) and those never work on me. I guess I'll just have to wait til it gets here!
 
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