During the whole procedure of finding/buying/wearing the For Britain badge, did it never occur to MOZI to research the rest of their policies?
 
i said to the women in work about how when its cold a womens nipples get bigger but a mans chopper gets smaller.
ps-how can having it off and getting it on mean the same thing.
The trick is to get turned on by the cold. My neighbours will attest to that.
I’ve been banned from Iceland, but it was worth it.
Have you ever pumped a frozen chicken with a cornetto up your arse, Gordon?
What am I thinking, of course you have! A good Scottish boy like you by the way.
 
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February

- 2000 weight reps (the number is lower than last month because I’m lifting heavier weights so I reduced the amount of reps)
- 1000 push-ups
- 1000 squats
- 125,167 steps (the number is lower mostly due to a changing sleep schedule so I didn’t get out walking at night as often as before)

I’m not doing another thing exercise-wise until at least Monday because I’ve worked out for the past nine days in a row, and now I’m going to bed :tiphat:

I’m lying here in bed eating miniature Jammie Dodgers before I go to sleep and I thought I’d write about my exercise totals for March, which were:

2250 weight reps
1250 push-ups
1000 squats (500 of them while holding weights)
200,041 steps

Should I post a picture of my three month progress too!? I should probably post it in the Drivel thread because I believe that’s the designated thread for posting flesh and unsolicited selfies but I’ll just do it here. It won’t look like much but I’m seeing improvement, even just in the past week or so. I’ve noticed my neck is getting wider; I caught a glimpse of it in the mirror earlier today and I said “what da fook is THA”, and while anxiously inspecting the part that seemed unusual it appeared to be muscle I was seeing. Anyway, without further ado:

Got You Ok GIF by Gerbert!

Got You Puppet GIF by GIPHY Studios 2021


You’ve now clicked two spoilers just to see my bare arms and chest. If you click a third time it’s because you’re an admitted PERVERT, okay :paranoid:? Now that we’ve established that, here:
Turn Around No GIF by Sesame Street

What are you even DOING!? It’s honestly not worth the extra clicks:
See!
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I’m lying here in bed eating miniature Jammie Dodgers before I go to sleep and I thought I’d write about my exercise totals for March, which were:

2250 weight reps
1250 push-ups
1000 squats (500 of them while holding weights)
200,041 steps

Should I post a picture of my progress too!? I should probably post it in the Drivel thread because I believe that’s the designated thread for posting flesh and unsolicited selfies but I’ll just do it here. It won’t look like much but I’m seeing improvement, even just in the past week or so. I’ve noticed my neck is getting wider; I caught a glimpse of it in the mirror earlier today and I said “what da fook is THA”, and while anxiously inspecting the part that seemed unusual it appeared to be muscle I was seeing. Anyway, without further ado:

Got You Ok GIF by Gerbert!

Got You Puppet GIF by GIPHY Studios 2021


You’ve now clicked two spoilers just to see my bare arms and chest. If you click a third time it’s because you’re an admitted PERVERT, okay :paranoid:? Now that we’ve established that, here:
Turn Around No GIF by Sesame Street

What are you even DOING!? It’s honestly not worth the extra clicks:
I gave up after Kermit, but then when I hit ‘reply’, your bod showed up. Congrats. You look athletic.
 
Thinking:
They've caught up with him today...
Russell Brand charged with rape
Actor and comedian also charged with oral rape and sexual assault following Metropolitan Police investigation

"The Metropolitan Police said it had charged Brand with one count of rape, one count of indecent assault, one count of oral rape and two counts of sexual assault."

No gate:
 
Thinking:
They've caught up with him today...
Russell Brand charged with rape
Actor and comedian also charged with oral rape and sexual assault following Metropolitan Police investigation

"The Metropolitan Police said it had charged Brand with one count of rape, one count of indecent assault, one count of oral rape and two counts of sexual assault."

No gate:
Thank you for posting this, I had a feeling it was only a matter of time.
Should we reopen this old thread or start a new one?
 
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I'm 29 years old . I have chronic headache since 2018 .. by chance I discovered that I have chronic sinus ( all the days of the year ) .. and then my blood pressure fluctuates ( 80 / 50 ... 130 / 90 .... 140 / 90 ) all I want to know is should I take medication for BP ?
 
I'm 29 years old . I have chronic headache since 2018 .. by chance I discovered that I have chronic sinus ( all the days of the year ) .. and then my blood pressure fluctuates ( 80 / 50 ... 130 / 90 .... 140 / 90 ) all I wan to know is should I take medication for BP ?
I get sinus headaches, a eating a little tiny bit of horseradish clears them out instantly
 
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