Ashley_TakeABow
I've lost my faith in womanhood
I hope he does see it. Maybe with more of this type of food down his gullet, he won't be having such rough stools??Hope 85 doesn’t see this….. he’s in enough
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Ashley_TakeABow
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Sugarbee Apples. Unbelievably delicious. Try one if you haven’t already!
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They're nowhere near as good as uk pink lady apples
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Aseem Malhotra is the loveliest man in every way. I could listen to him talk about statins all day long 
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Spider I just killed!
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All those sad faces better be for me, having to deal with these creepy f***ers!
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It was basically a tarantula! 
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I bet Audrey's Cambodian lover would've deep fried and eaten it!!
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Do you disagree that Cambodians eat fried spiders, audrey?
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Oy vey, three bald chumps gave me a dislike. Im going to go cry now!
Fried spider - Wikipedia
Oy vey, three bald chumps gave me a dislike. Im going to go cry now!
Roman Holiday
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No, but what has that got to do with anything? Anyway, arachnids are lower than mammals on the sentience scale, so fried spiders are less lamentable to me than dairy. That said, I don’t think they’re nothing, and my practice is to capture spiders and put them outside.
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Did you at least learn something new, baldy?!
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Yes, I have. If “Cambodian Cuisine” is ever a Jeopardy! category, I’ll have you to thank if fried spiders come up.
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Or it might give you something to discuss with your paramour! Maybe you could surprise her with a Tupperware container full of fried spideys! Maybe it'd make her finally want to "love you long time"!Yes, I have. If “Cambodian Cuisine” is ever a Jeopardy! category, I’ll have you to thank if fried spiders come up.
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Or it might give you something to discuss with your paramour! Maybe you could surprise her with a Tupperware container full of fried spideys! Maybe it'd make her finally want to "love you long time"!
My lover-to-never-be is not even Cambodian, so all of this is nonsense. I think you’ve already used the stupid “me love you long time” trope. Get some new material.