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Sitting on the porch, under a parasol, reading Joseph Ratzinger while buzzards cruise in the sky, making life…exciting…for nearby moles, field mice and whatnot.

Life itself rushing over me.
 
Born to Harangue said:
Oh, a moderator (I wonder which vulgarian could have done that) left Johnnie’s “small dick energy” post but moved my reply. Now I have to quote my reply but with a few key words to make sure I’m not ‘off topic’ (in an off topic thread :rolleyes:): Donald Trump, assassination attempt, black crime statistics, immigration, Emmett Till, Rodney King, clueless liberals, FBI, Biden, Alt Right, presidential election, gun laws, Clinton, Pelosi, MY DICK:
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Who’d like to read more graphic storytelling from Born to Harangue? Yesterday on a dating website I met a 31 year old Irish woman with whom I had 99% compatibility. She lives about 50 minutes away from me and despite the fact that she was a Swiftie, which doesn’t interest me at all, I messaged her due to our high compatibility and we talked for most of the day and into the night. Then this morning I checked Snapchat and noticed she had already blocked and deleted me :lbf:, even though (and this is where it gets sexual so I’ll put it behind a spoiler so anyone who doesn’t want to see it doesn’t have to)…

…before she went to sleep she told me that she had cum three times during our conversation. And that’s the thanks I get!? The exact words were: she said something that didn’t seem to make much sense and I asked her to elaborate and she replied “sorry I’ve cum like three times during this conversation so I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore”. Then I got blocked this morning; I thought ‘post-nut clarity’ was for men!? I don’t care about being blocked, I just regret giving her personal information before she did it because I had expected that we were going to keep talking. Anyway you read me correctly: a woman in conversation with Born to Harangue came three times, to the point that she didn’t know what she was doing or saying, although she couldn’t handle me for longer than one day. I want you to tell me NOW that I have “small dick energy” Johnnie Ray, tell me now!!!! :mock:
 
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Born to Harangue said:
After some deliberating it was decided that Nicky Wire’s Legs will be going on hiatus instead of me 🤗. She’ll be fasting for the three weeks that she’s gone and I advised her to lay off the pills and alcohol as well during that time but what are the chances of that happening!? She’ll have plenty of time now to tell LIES exclusively to the people in her personal life and give the rest us a break from that for a while. I also told her that if she wants to stay away for longer than the three weeks she should go ahead and do so; there’s no rush whatsoever to return. Take the rest of the year away from the site, I say!
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nicky wire's legs said:
That's not the same as saying don't get the Vax. He might have just been referring to lockdowns. I would hope he didn't get it though.
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She promised to stay away for 20 days but she only managed to go five days without posting. Let’s all give her a hand; she tried her best :clapping:. She must have been biting her nails by day four.
 
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The city of jasper in alberta is on fire and over 50% of it has been destroyed. Were all really sad about it. Jasper was a gem of a town, like a less upscale and touristy whistler or Banff
 
I`m hoping that my bedtime meds will kick in soon. This summer has been really shitty. Pardon my language but that is the most accurate way I could describe it. I`m tired.
 
Tibby said:
I`m hoping that my bedtime meds will kick in soon. This summer has been really shitty. Pardon my language but that is the most accurate way I could describe it. I`m tired.
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Sorry to hear that. Hope things get better for you soon. Try and keep your chin up.
 
Tibby said:
I`m hoping that my bedtime meds will kick in soon. This summer has been really shitty. Pardon my language but that is the most accurate way I could describe it. I`m tired.
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I have chronic insomnia and know the frustration of wanting to sleep, I hope you feel better soon.
 
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I have chronic insomnia and know the frustration of wanting to sleep, I hope you feel better soon.
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I suffered with that about 30 years ago and it was my Dad who helped me overcome it. Basically he suffered with anxiety/insomnia after being partially deafened by a hand grenade going off near him in Malaysia when he was in the army. The doctor suggested he went to see a Buddhist monk who suggested chanting in your mind, that worked for him and it has for me, I very rarely suffer with insomnia nowadays although I do wake up around 5.30 am most days but I like that as you can get lots of stuff done.
 
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I suffered with that about 30 years ago and it was my Dad who helped me overcome it. Basically he suffered with anxiety/insomnia after being partially deafened by a hand grenade going off near him in Malaysia when he was in the army. The doctor suggested he went to see a Buddhist monk who suggested chanting in your mind, that worked for him and it has for me, I very rarely suffer with insomnia nowadays although I do wake up around 5.30 am most days but I like that as you can get lots of stuff done.
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Sorry to hear about your dad, but glad he got better and glad it got better for you too. According to my mother, I have been like this my entire life, I never wanted to sleep at night when I was a baby and a small child, I am just a night person, I guess. My brain never shuts off, I can't just clear my head, I have actually tried just thinking about one thing over and over, it's kind of like chanting or even prayer over and over and it works a small percent of the time. I used to have to get up at 5 for a lot of years and when I have that schedule, and am super busy all day, I can get to sleep around 10. I basically have to be exhausted.
 
A shot of night nurse is ok for me. I don’t have it every night, but when I do I get about 5-7 hours good sleep.
Not sure what night nurse would be called where you live Redacted, but it gets me through.
There is nothing worse than going to a days work when you have had no sleep.
 
Was I ever any good said:
A shot of night nurse is ok for me. I don’t have it every night, but when I do I get about 5-7 hours good sleep.
Not sure what night nurse would be called where you live Redacted, but it gets me through.
There is nothing worse than going to a days work when you have had no sleep.
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I used that when I had covid and coughing kept me awake, it's great stuff in moderation!
 
Was I ever any good said:
A shot of night nurse is ok for me. I don’t have it every night, but when I do I get about 5-7 hours good sleep.
Not sure what night nurse would be called where you live Redacted, but it gets me through.
There is nothing worse than going to a days work when you have had no sleep.
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I think it's what we call NyQuil here, Baz. I am glad it works for you, I do take it when I am sick sometimes and it does make me drowsy.
I have a prescription for something to sleep if I want to take it but I do not want to become dependent on anything and I can take melatonin. I have just kind of reversed my schedule since I started working from home and for myself, I get a lot of work done at night when it's quiet and we electronically send and file all documents now, so the process is a lot easier and more convenient, practically paperless. I get a nap during the day.
 
nicky wire's legs said:
The city of jasper in alberta is on fire and over 50% of it has been destroyed. Were all really sad about it. Jasper was a gem of a town, like a less upscale and touristy whistler or Banff
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What's "a less upscale and touristy whistler"? I know Banff is a place, but the other expression is lost on me.
 
Was looking at kith of infinity by somehow and found the line I am not a man and wondered if morrissey ever saw it due the Shirley MacLaine connection. The line refers to the author being eleven and it made me think of the morrissey song and how the person singing could be a youth thinking about what kind of man he could become, the cultural stereotypes offered him, rather than which kid he is and not liking the stereotypes decides that if this is what it takes then I’m not a man. That song is one of my favs
 
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Was looking at kith of infinity by somehow and found the line I am not a man and wondered if morrissey ever saw it due the Shirley MacLaine connection. The line refers to the author being eleven and it made me think of the morrissey song and how the person singing could be a youth thinking about what kind of man he could become, the cultural stereotypes offered him, rather than which kid he is and not liking the stereotypes decides that if this is what it takes then I’m not a man. That song is one of my favs
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I hope you're not back to posting or anything!
 
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Was looking at kith of infinity by somehow and found the line I am not a man and wondered if morrissey ever saw it due the Shirley MacLaine connection. The line refers to the author being eleven and it made me think of the morrissey song and how the person singing could be a youth thinking about what kind of man he could become, the cultural stereotypes offered him, rather than which kid he is and not liking the stereotypes decides that if this is what it takes then I’m not a man. That song is one of my favs
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I’m Not A Man is my second favourite song. The first fave is Meat Is Murder.
 
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