TheSmiths_1985
“The smell of you, And your intimacy”
Don’t worry, it’s mostly hair and the Dr Beckmann will get the carpet looking brand new.Oh, Whistler! That's not what you wrote
(Joking aside, it's awful what's happened)
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Orange Crush
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The carpet will have to be sent to the tip. No saving it now.
TheSmiths_1985
“The smell of you, And your intimacy”
It is currently in flames.
nicky wire's legs
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I think about this bunny all the time... 
nicky wire's legs
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This one too! 
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Anna Anna
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God clapped back. ..only place lit up was sacred heart church after the lbgq mockery of Christ. The Lighthouse of god
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Orange Crush
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Shake N Vac will put the freshness back
(Just curious, but are there two different conversations going on here? I don't mind, it's interesting)
Gregor Samsa
I straighten up, and my position is one of hope.
Monday morning groaning: The “humorous” back and forths between Orange Crush and 1985 are definitely on my Solo Shit List. That double entendre-“ooh, matron!”-Benny Hill-meets-Carry On schtick is cringe-worthy and it’s in every thread, it feels like. When 85 is not posting memes or doing gay jokes, that is. Neither of them are normally idiots, which makes it even more annoying.
TheSmiths_1985
“The smell of you, And your intimacy”
I was talking about my cat being sick on the carpet. What did you think we were talking about?
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Orange Crush
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The BIG fires in whistler (sic)
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Orange Crush
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There's loads on here that annoys me - too much to mention - and I try not to get het up about it. It's just a silly but of banter as far as I can see. Enjoy your day, Gregor.
Just looked her up. What a dangerous sport!
Gregor Samsa
I straighten up, and my position is one of hope.
I know, I know. I just felt like having a moan. I’m not that bothered. Do carry on, of course (pun intended).
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Orange Crush
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Any Tues morning groans, Mr Samsa? I'm only joking. Have a good one. I'm trying to, but have thoughts of Southport very prevalent in my head.
Gregor Samsa
I straighten up, and my position is one of hope.
Thanks, you too. I’m knackered and my back even more so.
Southport? The knifing?
I looked up the incident. Three little girls dead, eight more and two adults seriously injured. They say it doesn’t seem to be terrorism, though they haven’t discovered motive yet. Sounds familiar. A Taylor Swift themed dance class this time, rather than an Arianna Grande concert.
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Orange Crush
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Aye, the knifing / deaths. Been difficult not to think of it, it's terrible. I'm sorry to hear of your tiredness, bad back. Hopefully, a good night's sleep will do the trick. I've had a canny day, can't complain.
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Orange Crush
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Awful, awful news, Light.
Born to Harangue
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Teenager, 17, arrested over Southport stabbings was an 'introvert who never went out' and lived with his 'hard working father and stay at home mother' who had moved to the UK from Rwanda
Teenager, 17, arrested over Southport stabbings had 'nice family'
The 17-year-old boy was born in Cardiff after his family moved from the African nation - then moved north to Merseyside about ten years ago.
www.dailymail.co.uk
I suppose you’ll ignore this too Gregor!