Mporium (UK): Current tour merchandise now available (November 2, 2024)

Morrissey Official Online Store | MPORIUM

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Currently not showing Stateside.
Also note: not all new items have images uploaded yet.
FWD.

 

[hand in glove]

Those are all ugly

I like them .

What if I walked up to you and said, "Your shoes are ugly" or "Your haircut is ugly" or "You are ugly." You would feel insulted. That's exactly what you are trying to do by posting this reply to me because I like something that a lot of people don't. Are you always ringside? I'm not.

I don't recall asking you for your opinion, anyway.

 

[Redacted]

I like them .

What if I walked up to you and said, "Your shoes are ugly" or "Your haircut is ugly" or "You are ugly." You would feel insulted. That's exactly what you are trying to do by posting this reply to me because I like something that a lot of people don't. Are you always ringside? I'm not.

I don't recall asking you for your opinion, anyway.

This is a message board, when you post something, you will get opinions and my opinion of those shirts is that they are ugly. Plenty of people on the thread are saying the shirts are ugly and I am just not very offended by other people's opinions, like you obviously are, so it wouldn't bother me. If you cannot deal with opinions, don't post. They are ugly, you even say in your reply a lot of people don't like them so you are just making a huge deal out of nothing.
Are you seriously equating saying a Tshirt that you don't even own with someone walking up to you and saying you are ugly?
Wow.

 

[Redacted]

Buyer beware.
August9 I ordered the signed Beethoven Was Deaf that supposedly was from the Vegas residency and still have not received it. Several emails with Manhead Merch, who handles this MPorium, with various excuses including the latest where they claim they are waiting for this from the "manufacturer". I have filed claims against this charge through Paypal and American Express and hope they give me a refund.

I have gotten charges reversed through American Express before, good luck. If it was supposed to be in stock and wasn't, it's fraud. If you received an email confirmation of a delivery date and it is past that date, you should just get a refund, or maybe try to cancel the order?

 

[hand in glove]

This is a message board, when you post something, you will get opinions and my opinion of those shirts is that they are ugly. Plenty of people on the thread are saying the shirts are ugly and I am just not very offended by other people's opinions, like you obviously are, so it wouldn't bother me. If you cannot deal with opinions, don't post. They are ugly, you even say in your reply a lot of people don't like them so you are just making a huge deal out of nothing.
Are you seriously equating saying a Tshirt that you don't even own with someone walking up to you and saying you are ugly?
Wow.

I’ve been here for 24 years. I know how posts work. I won’t go anywhere. Take your ass and go somewhere else.

I’m not bothered by your opinion, even though it is much like a disease that spreads through solo like lightning. It isn’t about anyone’s opinion at all. This is about your approach. It was already known you didn’t like the shirts, but you still had to reply to me with sarcasm because I do like them. I feel like that was a bit of a bitch comment

I know others don’t like the shirts yet they didn’t reply to state the choices I picked are ugly. So, if you weren’t being a bit malicious, or even somewhat harassing , then what are you trying to do, Redacted? Why did have to reply at all?


Updated: sorry. I replied on my phone and auto spell took over.

 

[Redacted]

I’ve been here for 24 years. I know how posts work. And I won’t go anywhere. Take your ass and go somewhere else.

I’m not bothered by your opinion, even though it is much like a disease that spreads through solo like lightning. It’s your approach. It was already known you didn’t like the shirts, so you reply1 I’m ing to go me because I like them is a bit of a bitch moment.

I know others don’t like the shirts and know
W’llso what at others’ including you anlready felt by those are you are trying to do, Redacted?

So now it's me and others in some conspiracy about tshirts. I think it's probably fair to say they are objectively ugly. Morrissey should get better merchandise, and the aburdity of some of the items have already been discussed in other threads. These look like SER creations and are ugly.

 

[Redacted]

Most of the new "artwork" is embarrassing. The Niagara Falls one is good.
The others don't come close to the Kill Uncle Edith Sitwell.
Do tour's not have program books any longer?

I don't understand the How Soon Is Now astronaut image. Having the "Houston We Have a Problem" would be better on the front.

I don't understand the astronaut one either, just maybe the NASA connection to Houston, but it's still stupid. I agree most or all of it is embarassing, I wouldn't wear any of it. He would actually be better off reissuing some of the older ones that are going for a fortune on ebay.

 

[The Alchemist]

I don't understand the How Soon Is Now astronaut image. Having the "Houston We Have a Problem" would be better on the front.

Ah come on, that shirt is obviously about Morrissey wanting his ashes launched into space. How Soon Is Now?

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Ah come on, that shirt is obviously about Morrissey wanting his ashes launched into space. How Soon Is Now?

 

[eugenius]

No one is in charge of quality control and it shows in the most painful of ways.

 

[Stephen Hofmann]

Every single design is appalling. Every time I've bought an official Moz T-shirt it either didn't fit or shrunk in the wash. They use the worst, cheapest cotton available and charge a fortune.

 

[Tom]

Remember when Morrissey had great merch and cool looking shirts? Neither do I...

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Remember when Morrissey had great merch and cool looking shirts? Neither do I...

you haven’t really lived until you’ve rocked a Edith Sitwell t-shirt!

 

[ninetimesfined]

Yeah and it’s grammatically incorrect. Surely it should be ‘take over’ two words rather than one.
I could never wear it for that alone.

 

[fastpulseboy]

WHY does he insist on using that gothic font for everything

I honestly can't believe he aproves any of these... Those shirts are horrific

 

[Mauricey]

These designs look like ass. Horrendous

 

[All the things you love]

I bought the recent Our Frank (Frankenstein) shirt in charcoal grey - thought that was very cool. This stuff is very patchy. I might buy the barrell one if I went to the show, because the photo is relevant to the venue. The spacesuit one would have been really awesome if they hadn't plastered "How soon is now" over the top for no reason, in an ugly font. The shoplifters one has a cool font, but it looks like AI art. Also, I get that The Smiths are a big part of Morrissey's identity but that was decades ago. Most of his set is solo material and the words should reflect that.

 

[Redacted]

I honestly can't believe he aproves any of these... Those shirts are horrific

They are seriously the ugliest tour shirts I have ever seen and they literally serve no purpose, you can't look at them and realize it's Morrissey or about Morrissey and isn't that the entire point of a band shirt? It should be easily identifiable.
Like New Order for example, the shirts are simple and have something on them you would identify with New Order and says New Order on then in plain, easy to read print. Or an Elvis Costello shirt I have that is the iconic My Aim Is True cover pose.

 

[ForgivemeJesus]

I’ll be honest the Irish Blood, English Heart one kind of goes hard

A hidden secret on that shirt.......The One on Tour is only available Long sleeve with Morrissey written on 1 sleeve

But the short sleeves available at Mporium UK have very sharp colors.....

 

[Mohnny Jarr]

A hidden secret on that shirt.......The One on Tour is only available Long sleeve with Morrissey written on 1 sleeve
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But the short sleeves available at Mporium UK have very sharp colors.....

See this is nice. It might be a little different from the typical Morrissey shirt, I’ll admit but it’s well designed.

 

[AlphonsePhive]

My issue with that is it was advertised and sold as merch from the Vegas residency not a pre-order. And, if they just told me they were waiting on Moz I would understand. The emails are vague and not specific and have no names attached. I feel like it's just scam material. Paypal and American Express are involved now so we shall see. Dont get me wrong, I would gladly wait for an autographed record.

At long last it arrived-DAMAGED! 3 months waiting. Truly disappointed. The unsealed autographed album was put in a loosely fitting cardboard mailer so it banged around in shipping enough for the vinyl record itself to cut through the jacket and cardboard mailer and damaged the edge of the record. The record could be replace by the autographed jacket is a mess. There is shipping insurance however, I want the autographed record not a refund. This experience with Manhead Merch has been tragic.