I've been thinking, maybe creating images in which young women's backsides serve as pool tables is a kind of therapy for him? Maybe he has anger management issues, which can only be pacified by bad Photoshopping?
In the same way, his uncle writes books, not for people to read, as demonstrated here (except for the study group. They're very brave
), but just so he can kill loads of characters, which must help in deflecting some kind of tension? And after all, don't we post on the Internet for the same reason.
So looking at Sam's poopooshop here, I'm wondering if it's his way of telling us he's upset his touring adventures were cut short, or even that that Smiths single isn't happening after all (which doesn't trouble me very much personally).
The good news being that Uncle is unfazed because he will never forget his Audience (YOU wonderful people!) but really he's happy enough bumming around in LA, going to gigs and stuff. On the not giving a toss about things scale, we're probably at an all time high. I can relate to that. Here today, gone tomorrow sort of thing.
Lastly. still reeling from the news little Sami studied Law, I am trying to find his alma mater
Because to someone, somewhere, oooh ye-a-ah
Etsy rayner is bliiind
Body and soul
In his head, a hooole
(note that, like this song, Sam is an ode to Lesbianism.)
Is it: Disneyland University, Florida? 
And why wasn't he pushed down the stairs by Huey, Dewey and Louie, when they had a chance?
And is his dad really Donald?
Famous people are so full of mystery! It's all very exciting.
