The Independent review by Jake Cudsi - IANADOAC (2 of 5 stars)

Morrissey review, I am Not a Dog on a Chain: All bark and no bite - The Independent
"Album by the controversial former Smiths frontman has its moments, but they are brief and virtually lost amid the more experimental forays"

It's a shortish review which ends:

I Am Not a Dog has its moments, but they are brief and virtually lost amid the more experimental forays. Morrissey isn’t as tethered as he’d have his most devout fans – or himself – believe, but he seems destined to live out the rest of his career chasing his own tail.

Let the excoriation of The Independent and the character assassinations of Mr Cudsi begin...

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

Holy shit, if you’re going to get rid of the “redundant” button, get rid of the same old usual band of redundants already

 

[Lujissey]

CUANTO MAS LO CRITICAN MAS LO AMO,!!!!!!!SON TAN OBVIOS !!!! VIVA MOZ IANADOAC 10 /10❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

 

[Gaylord Deepstar]

 

[Anonymous]

Over and above that, what precisely is the point of a writer reviewing a record she knows she's going to hate?

I've not been back here in a couple years and there are *still* the same frequent posters talking about how much they loathe Morrissey. At Morrissey-solo.com. Holy shit am I glad I don't have that kind of spare time.

You are making up for lost time with your sanctimonious conjectures everyday.

 

[anonymous]

Top 5 in Poland!

Jake Cudsi but like you, won't.