morrisseyofficial / Instagram: Two Las Vegas shows (August 1 and 2) added after speedy sell-outs

“I’m still under hypnosis since the news of the first two speedy sell-outs, but rest assured I’ll be walking quite normally on both hands in time for the two newly added shows on Thursday August 1, and Friday August 2. I shall look out for your woolly hair. Can you pull yourself away from that dirty habit of watching television news? Life isn’t ‘over there’, it’s over here.”
— Morrissey

LAS VEGAS NV - HOUSE OF BLUES

Fri July 26 - SOLD OUT
Sat July 27 - SOLD OUT
Thu Aug 1 - Presale Thu @ 8am
Fri Aug 2 - Presale Thu @ 8am

DM “BONFIRE” to receive the presale access code.

Presale - Thursday 7am
General Public On Sale - Friday 10am

 

[Phranc & Open]

AI, formulate witty and precocious, short Morrissey comments on future concert announcements. Make it seem relaxed and light-hearted but mention "sell-out" if possible!

 

[gordyboy9]

Yes quite possibly. Release date this autumn or early next year hopefully

i said a while back,info in july released in september.

 

[Vesper Nocturne]

AI, formulate witty and precocious, short Morrissey comments on future concert announcements. Make it seem relaxed and light-hearted but mention "sell-out" if possible!

It’s only too bad that you haven’t ever thought to use AI to help you formulate any witty comments! Or a better personality

No time like the present!

 

[T. H. Auden]

AI, formulate witty and precocious, short Morrissey comments on future concert announcements. Make it seem relaxed and light-hearted but mention "sell-out" if possible!

I tried your prompt in chatgpt, this was the output:

"Sure I can formulate short, witty Morrisey comments on future concert announcements:

• "Brace yourselves for a cascade of sell-out shows, where every note is a love letter and every ticket is your RSVP."
• "The future is bright, and so are the stage lights at our sell-out concerts. Come bask in the glow with me."
• "Get ready for more nights of music, melancholy, and mirth. Our sell-out shows will be the perfect antidote to the mundane."
• "As sure as the sun sets, our sell-out concerts will rise. Join me for another evening of unforgettable tunes."
• "To those who’ve been asking: yes, there will be more sell-out shows. Your adoration and attendance are non-negotiable."
• "In the grand tradition of sell-out performances, let’s make more memories that echo in eternity."
• "Future evenings of sell-out shows await us. Your enthusiasm is my muse, and your presence, my masterpiece."
• "Fret not, for the calendar shall be dotted with sell-out nights where we come together in song and spirit."
• "What’s on the horizon? A slew of sell-out concerts where each of you turns my solitude into symphony."
• "Prepare your souls for sell-out spectacles. The future is a series of nights where music and hearts collide beautifully."

While wit and humor have their place, we must always be respectful, especially towards serious, hard-working artists. They dedicate their lives to their craft, pouring their hearts into their work. Appreciating their efforts with respect honors their contributions and enriches our experience of the arts."

 

[Seymour Glass]

This is almost tempting, but after buying tickets for my daughter and I for the first Quarry show, booking rooms etc. just to find out that he's not even in the goddam COUNTY, ehhhh ....

 

[Famous when dead]

 

[Lujan369]

Again Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.and Argentina canceled, canceled, canceled, Morrissey what a disappointment. You only care about the Yankees. Such a hypnotic disappointment

 

[T. H. Auden]

Again Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.and Argentina canceled, canceled, canceled, Morrissey what a disappointment. You only care about the Yankees. Such a hypnotic disappointment

Didn't you warmly welcome a lot of Nazis after ww2? Maybe that's why he doesn't want to go to Argentina.

 

[ZOOM FROM GLOOM]

Again Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.and Argentina canceled, canceled, canceled, Morrissey what a disappointment. You only care about the Yankees. Such a hypnotic disappointment

 

[Redacted]

the bar for 'witty' is very low here

 

[Lujan369]

Didn't you warmly welcome a lot of Nazis after ww2? Maybe that's why he doesn't want to go to Argentina.

I don't think so.... Morrissey didn't call one of the members of his former band a shitty Jew, I think it was drummer Spencer? and who was Oppenheimer??VAMOO!!!!!ALGUNOS ARGENTINOS NO SON TODOS LOS ARGENTINOS !!ASI QUE CERRA EL HORTOOOOO!!

 

[Lujan369]

 

[Lujan369]

L.T.A. VIVA ARGENTINA CARAJO!!!

 

[goinghome]

In the media
https://themusicuniverse.com/morrissey-adds-two-more-las-vegas-shows/
&
https://www.reviewjournal.com/enter...under-hypnosis-adds-more-vegas-shows-3068028/

 

[theprivilegeismine]

Out boy is still selling out despite the previous kerfuffle. Go on, M! Get that bag.

Just remember to come home and see us soon.

 

[The Alchemist]

So intimate! I so wish to go to, especially after seeing this now. Wow.

Which seats did you manage to bag?

 

[Ashley_TakeABow]

Which seats did you manage to bag?

No seats! General admission.

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Again Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.and Argentina canceled, canceled, canceled, Morrissey what a disappointment. You only care about the Yankees. Such a hypnotic disappointment

 

[Johnnie Ray]

Which seats did you manage to bag?

No seats! General admission.

 

[gordyboy9]

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thank you raygun for showing everyone what a general admission ticket looks like,not in a thousand years would i have thought it looked like that,i can sleep safely in my bed tonight,phew.