Since it's been so slow lately, I thought I'd share some of the latest rumors and strange emails I've received lately - none have been verified whatsoever and are for entertainment purposes only...
Mark writes:
Moz and Gene
I hear rumors of Gene coming back to America to open some shows for Morrissey. Does anyone have any information on this?
An anonymous person writes:
Sorry no tour
I think you all may be dreaming about a tour, as I have it on very good authority, Spencer and Alain Whyte were seen together on Kensington high street on Monday night and Alain seems very keen to work with Spennie and not with Morrie!!! The band are bored with the eccentric Mr Steven and as it seems most of his tour personnel are very busy with other projects. Could this be the winter of his discontent!!!
John writes:
Barry Manilow?
I heard that Morrissey will be touring with Barry Manilow in the future.
Is this true? The reason, I heard was "because we both write the songs
that make the young boys cry."