Alsatian Cousin

[{| id="songbox" class="infbox wikitable" cellspacing="2" ! colspan="2" | MORRISSEY Song |- | Name | Alsatian Cousin |- | Album/Single | Viva Hate |- | Length | 3:13 |- | Recorded | Autumn-Winter 1987 |- | Writer | Morrissey/Street |- | Producer | Stephen Street |}

Lyrics

Were you and he lovers?

And would you say so if you were? On a forecourt On a Friday Passing my way

Were you and he lovers? And if you were, then say that you were! On a groundsheet Under canvas With your tent-flap Open wide

A note upon his desk: "P.S. Bring Me Home And Have Me!" Leather elbows on a tweed coat - Oh! - Is THAT the best you can do?

So came his reply: "...but on the desk is where I want you!" So I ask (even though I know): Were you and he lovers?

Live History

Play count (Morrissey concert): 127

Morrissey live history:

• New York, New York 1991-07-13 (Morrissey concert)
• Doncaster, England 1991-07-25 (Morrissey concert)
• Blackburn, England 1991-07-26 (Morrissey concert)
• Glasgow, Scotland 1991-07-28 (Morrissey concert)
• Fukuoka, Japan 1991-08-27 (Morrissey concert)
• Osaka, Japan 1991-08-28 (Morrissey concert)
• Nagoya, Japan 1991-09-01 (Morrissey concert)
• Tokyo, Japan 1991-09-02 (Morrissey concert)
• Yokohama, Japan 1991-09-03 (Morrissey concert)
• Wellington, New Zealand 1991-09-07 (Morrissey concert)

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Appears On

• Viva Hate
• We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful (single)
• Your Arsenal
• The CD Singles '91–95'
• The HMV/Parlophone Singles '88–'95