Guardian / Zoe Williams: "A Morrissey tribute band separates the art from the artist – but I still end up feeling queasy" (July 30, 2024)

Today sees a fairly pointless "opinion piece" from dear old Zoe Williams, who'll happily write 400 words about ANYTHING. If you can't be arsed to click through, here's the text of it:

A Morrissey tribute band separates the art from the artist – but I still end up feeling queasy​

On Saturday night, I went to the Dublin Castle, a pub and music venue in Camden, north London, the fabled birthplace of Britpop. I definitely wasn’t there when Blur were born; I feel sure I would have remembered. But I was there the night a guy set his hair on fire because he was trying to make a girl smell his shampoo and he accidentally leaned over someone lighting a cigarette. So that’s going back a few years.

Covers band Viva Morrissey speak straight to the hearts of those of us with an unarguable passion for Morrissey the genre, but an inveterate dislike of Morrissey the man. It’s an ambivalence deeper than the standard question “can you love the art while finding the artist ‘problematic’?”.

Picasso, for instance, was of his time. He died before society figured out that locking women in studios was bad, actually. Who knows, if he hadn’t died, he might have apologised. Morrissey, by contrast, lives his life as a constant provocation, peddling tired far-right tropes (Hitler was leftwing, actually) and dumb, crotchety attacks on Sadiq Khan, which is just not-quite-deniable Islamophobia for the basic.

Want to say something racist, but don’t want to be challenged on it? Say something irrelevant and unkind about the mayor of London. It’s so simple even Donald Trump can do it.

I could never pay to see Morrissey; but I’d still always watch a guy who looks and sounds a bit like him, especially if he didn’t get into the choppier waters of ethno-nationalism, which it’s technically possible to avoid. But Viva Morrissey had elected to play You Are the Quarry in full, so Irish Blood, English Heart couldn’t be skirted. It’s nothing like as nasty as Bengali in Platforms, but listening to the lyrics, live – “I’ve been dreaming of a time when / To be English is not to be baneful / To be standing by the flag not feeling shameful / Racist or partial”, followed by a swipe at mainstream politics – it described, quite economically and, OK, also tunefully, the full political programme of the Reform party. All English politics is rubbish because it’s not proud enough to be English. You can imagine Lee Anderson singing it, with Farage and Tice on guitars, at the karaoke from hell.

Released in 2004, it was a massively leading indicator of how ugly politics would become. While it wouldn’t have been possible, then, for anyone to take Morrissey as seriously as he takes himself, we could have got a heads up for the future if we’d listened a fraction more closely.

 
Today sees a fairly pointless "opinion piece" from dear old Zoe Williams, who'll happily write 400 words about ANYTHING. If you can't be arsed to click through, here's the text of it:

A Morrissey tribute band separates the art from the artist – but I still end up feeling queasy​

On Saturday night, I went to the Dublin Castle, a pub and music venue in Camden, north London, the fabled birthplace of Britpop. I definitely wasn’t there when Blur were born; I feel sure I would have remembered. But I was there the night a guy set his hair on fire because he was trying to make a girl smell his shampoo and he accidentally leaned over someone lighting a cigarette. So that’s going back a few years.

Covers band Viva Morrissey speak straight to the hearts of those of us with an unarguable passion for Morrissey the genre, but an inveterate dislike of Morrissey the man. It’s an ambivalence deeper than the standard question “can you love the art while finding the artist ‘problematic’?”.

Picasso, for instance, was of his time. He died before society figured out that locking women in studios was bad, actually. Who knows, if he hadn’t died, he might have apologised. Morrissey, by contrast, lives his life as a constant provocation, peddling tired far-right tropes (Hitler was leftwing, actually) and dumb, crotchety attacks on Sadiq Khan, which is just not-quite-deniable Islamophobia for the basic.

Want to say something racist, but don’t want to be challenged on it? Say something irrelevant and unkind about the mayor of London. It’s so simple even Donald Trump can do it.

I could never pay to see Morrissey; but I’d still always watch a guy who looks and sounds a bit like him, especially if he didn’t get into the choppier waters of ethno-nationalism, which it’s technically possible to avoid. But Viva Morrissey had elected to play You Are the Quarry in full, so Irish Blood, English Heart couldn’t be skirted. It’s nothing like as nasty as Bengali in Platforms, but listening to the lyrics, live – “I’ve been dreaming of a time when / To be English is not to be baneful / To be standing by the flag not feeling shameful / Racist or partial”, followed by a swipe at mainstream politics – it described, quite economically and, OK, also tunefully, the full political programme of the Reform party. All English politics is rubbish because it’s not proud enough to be English. You can imagine Lee Anderson singing it, with Farage and Tice on guitars, at the karaoke from hell.

Released in 2004, it was a massively leading indicator of how ugly politics would become. While it wouldn’t have been possible, then, for anyone to take Morrissey as seriously as he takes himself, we could have got a heads up for the future if we’d listened a fraction more closely.
Utterly pointless as you say, I can't even discern the point she is trying to make, other than a very tired use of M as a hate figure in order to shore up her own self righteousness (and, no, I don't agree with many things M has said or done, but I find this anti-M movement beyond tedious). Also, hasn't she lifted that 'Farage on guitars' from Johnny Marr?
 
I feel that 'pseudo-intellectual virtue signalling' should never come to be regarded as a hackneyed phrase, because it is a beautifully concise and precise encapsulation of the kind of mentality displayed in this latest example of Grauniad... oh, how can I put it... 'pseudo-intellectual virtue signalling'.
 
I feel that 'pseudo-intellectual virtue signalling' should never come to be regarded as a hackneyed phrase, because it is a beautifully concise and precise encapsulation of the kind of mentality displayed in this latest example of Grauniad... oh, how can I put it... 'pseudo-intellectual virtue signalling'.
Had to look up the word ‘pseudo’, though I’ve seen it around a lot. I won’t forget what it means again.
 
Utterly obsessed.
 
What exactly and objectively has Morrissey done to be made a figurehead for the alt-right? Except for the badge and the thing he said about preferring one’s own race.

The right-wing wackos want to claim him for their own, and their virtue-signaling enemies on the left can’t get enough of calling him a racist. But none of these bozos can back it up.
 
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"Picasso, for instance, was of his time. He died before society figured out that locking women in studios was bad, actually. Who knows, if he hadn’t died, he might have apologised."

The article is full of what we now call 'stupid' (so, no one is allowed to criticise the current mayor of London who thinks anyone who complains about rising crime rates is watching too much of The Wire?). But I will just pick on one thing. Does this journo for the Guardian really think that no one back in the early twentieth century thought that locking women up arbitrarily was a bad thing? The sheer crass ignorance of someone who is supposed to be informing us all is ... well, even now I find it astounding, as commonplace as it has become. It's a pretty clear case of, "We are superior because we're the current generation."

Edit: Just as an example, in eighteenth century Gothic literature the villain is literally someone who locks women up arbitrarily. Damsels in dungeons, etc.
 
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Jesus, that was indeed vomit inducing. No doubt she will keep telling herself that 'diversity is strength' - while the rest of us look around and feel like we are living in a foreign country. A country that no one recognises any more. Where even children aren't safe.
 
These people obviously suffer from severe internal conflict, if they go to the trouble of attending a show they know will be fronted by the close embodiment of someone they purportedly hate, and if they don't mind admitting it once they serve it up heavy on distortions.

Where's Freud when you need him?
 
I have a vague memory of Zoe Williams describing Morrissey as 'perfect' in an article many years ago.
Lo and behold, a quick Google reveals said article.

"Taking as given, before we start, that Morrissey is basically perfect, and that his gig last Sunday at the Palladium was perfect, and that it was his birthday on Monday and we all wish him a happy one, I will admit: when he played Irish Blood, English Heart, I got a twang of anxiety. I'd never listened to it attentively enough to learn the words, and you worry with Morrissey that he could turn round and bite you on the arse with something that's just plain racist."
"The lyrics of Irish Blood are not racist. The profoundly right-on could read a touch of Richard Littlejohn into the line "I've been dreaming of a time when/ To be English is not to be baneful/ To be standing by the flag not feeling shameful, racist or partial", but I think that would be oversensitive and miss the point. The truth is that this would be a great song however you interpreted it."
 
It’s self-inflicted guilt. You see this time and again. People feel ashamed and embarrassed to enjoy the music and feel the need to create this sort of nonsense in order to justify it and prove to themselves they are still morally superior.
 
As I read the Guardian yesterday, I must admit, I also saw no value whatsoever in the piece. I did, however, chuckle at her assumptions about the band on stage at the Dublin Castle that night. Projecting her own opinions into them.

Reading this retort, which seems fair comment in the circumstances.

Right, I’m off to the letters page to check for any responses.

* Declaration: I am a Guardian subscriber (online). It’s pretty cheap, as broadsheets online go. Intend to cancel every year, but as it renews over Christmas, I always miss that bus.
 

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