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London Forum (Nov. 13) review at dotmusic
Posted on Thu, Nov 18 1999 at 9:09 a.m. PST
by David T. <[email protected]>
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Morrissey, London Kentish Town Forum

Gig Played: Sat 13 Nov 1999

Twelve years into his increasingly irrelevant solo career and currently without a record deal, the one-time Smiths singer now resides in California – the rest-home for forgotten British stars, as his idol Wilde once decreed.

Much of his dwindling fanbase is American these days, yet his first British shows in two years are sold out regardless, the crowds comprising many ageing Smiths die-hards, their comedy quiffs still in evidence if receding a tad.

The laddish sector of the audience (an element of any Moz gig as predictable as the many stage invasions) herald the show with a chorus of 'Morrissey, Morrisey, Morissey' to the tune of 'Ere we go…' terrace chant. Yet the ensuing performance suggests the goalposts of pop were moved many years ago fro El Mobo.

Flanked by his usual band of plodding rent-a-mechanics, Moz whips his mic-lead manfully through a one-hour set taking in most of his albums ('Kill Uncle' is wisely ignored), a couple of b-sides (including the excellent 'Hairdresser On Fire'), and three crowd-pleasing Smiths numbers – though the track selection curiously leans towards the obscure.

A request for the single 'Ouija Board Ouija Board' is curtly dismissed: "It's the first time I've ever had a request for that – and it will be completely ignored," he smirks, in a set that includes a few solo A-sides. Moreover, his lack of solo chart action is obviously amusing for the ever-arch Moz, who after playing 'November Spawned A Monster', announces: "That one failed to make it onto 'Now That's What I Call Music 30' – but I survived".

Highlights include the single 'Sonny'. 'Break Up The Family' and the gorgeous 'Now My Heart Is Full', yet the Smiths tracks unsurprisingly receive the biggest cheers. The formerly sprightly 'Is It Really So Strange?' is ruined by pedestrian guitar work, while the one-song encore of 'Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me' is similarly so-so.

Closing track 'Meat Is Murder', mind , proves Moz still holds his political beliefs dear. Suggesting that fox hunting will never be banned in Britain; "You're naïve if you think Prince William will be denied his right to kill". The ageing activist repeatedly intones the mantra, "The slave trade; the Holocaust; the meat industry" – reminiscent of some barmy old schoolmistress lecturing an ever-diminishing class of pupils, many of whom have long since played truant, settled down in suburbia, or deferred to Newfangled Dance Music Comprehensive.

Still, it's nice to see that in some ways at least, the ever contrary Miss Haversham Of Pop hasn't really changed, as we peer briefly into the latest chapter of The Secret Diary Of Stephen Morrissey Aged 40 and ¾: The Wilderness Years. Sure, his hit-making potential may have dried up long ago, but his wit and vocal prowess remain intact. And hey, at least he hasn't been reduced to playing in an 80s nostalgia package at Wembley alongside Lloyd Cole and Edwyn Collins.

Stephen Eastwood

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Has anyone else noticed how every journalist writes EXACTLY the same things about Morrissey? I think there must have all had a crash-course on "How to write about Morrissey's sold-out shows and make it sound bad in 5 easy steps". Sorry but I have no other explanation!

gladioli
Giddy London - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 09:20:25 (PST) | #1




... Oh and what about this new song SONNY?!

gladioli
Giddy London - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 09:21:20 (PST) | #2




Funny how journalists are scared of using his proper name.... "El Mobo"...tst... (yes this post was inspired by the most recent poll..)

elsberry <[email protected]>
- Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 09:47:38 (PST) | #3




yes gladioli: the british press simply can`t bear the fact that morrissey makes success despite their opinions...

Fabricio
Curitiba - Brazil - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 10:09:49 (PST) | #4




I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! Why is every article I read about Morrissey say that all his fans are over 30??????? WHY?! I am only 19, damnit! And as for the ass that worte this naughty ariticle, I'd like very much to pile-drive and pedigree him. Dumb bastrad.

DeBbie <[email protected]>
Canada, baby, yeah! - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 10:47:15 (PST) | #5




This reviewer is a total prick...

Angela
- Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 10:59:49 (PST) | #6




Morrissey's DEAD, Mor-ris-sey's DEAD!!!

Me
Florida - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 11:04:27 (PST) | #7




Hey, you hillbilly hick from Florida!
Morrissey's dead?
It should read 'Morrissey is dead', however once again you are WRONG!
Morrissey will never die. He is the greatest thing since James Dean.

Give me a drink and make it quick or else I'm going to be sick, sick all over!
You have said that I have been acting childish, foolish, goolish and childish..... - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 11:36:33 (PST) | #8




Yes, seems those half-deaf journalists write their articles two months in advance. When the crowd did another "Morrissey, MOOORRRISSSEEEYYY" the great one smiled and said "The press won´t like you". A quote obviously too complicated to make it into that article...

Frank <[email protected]>
- Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 12:08:25 (PST) | #9




mr. morrissey is only 40 and 1/2 years old, thank you...

look to los angeles
the city of moz - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 12:15:24 (PST) | #10




Well first of all, I don't think that Morrissey really wants to please the press. If he did, wouldn't he put together a song set with tons of Smiths material and tidbits of his solo work. I am sure that a set of Smiths favorites would please even the most hostile journalist and probably most of the fans. I am sure that Morrissey knows this, which is precisely why he doesn't do it. Same Morrissey that I have grown to love.

Secondly, me from Florida. If Morrissey is so dead than why are you here. Don't come back or we will beat you with swizzle sticks.

Noboby's Nothing <jbmdog @aol.com>
- Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 12:18:33 (PST) | #11




well, at least the journalist wrote something true:

"And hey, at least he hasn't been reduced to playing in an 80s nostalgia package at Wembley alongside Lloyd Cole and Edwyn Collins."

we morrissey fans have to be proud because of it!!!

Fabricio <[email protected]>
- Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 13:59:45 (PST) | #12




Hey Give Me A Drink And Make It Quick,

This Morrissey tour is like a traveling funeral procession! Look at all the reviews, they're less than flattering! I wish Moz would just lay himself down in a grave and feel the soil falling over his head!

This whole recent tour is ruining my memories of how great the man breifly once was!

Bottom line! End of Story! Period! GOOD NIGHT!

Jakie
TD SALES - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 14:15:50 (PST) | #13




Could someone get Stephen Eastwood to contact me ASAP, as I have decided that he going to get the kicking of his life. If you are him or you know him,get him to contact me.
Is he going to any another concerts? Where could we meet? When WILL we meet?

Hugh Clark <[email protected]>
Scotland - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 16:13:29 (PST) | #14




Don't they have any recent pictures of Morrissey?

Why does the British Press always seem to post pictures from The Smiths' days?

If they're reviewing a concert, it is only reasonable that should post a picture from the show not one that was taken more than ten years ago.

rob <[email protected]>
yay! - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 18:19:46 (PST) | #15




You should be so lucky Hugh! I was with Stephen at that concert and he is adorable and every thing that he says rings true. If you knew anything about the great man you'd know The Smiths were his favourite band when he was a teenager - only recently been usurped in his affections by Belle & Sebastian as his all time faves, and he saw them live - so there! Surely he'd be qualified then to comment on how dissapointing that show was.

My opinion was - it was too short - an hour 10 minutes at most does not a heart full make. The band were stodgy, Moz was on form with his witty banter, but the band dragged him down. The excecrable "encore" of Last Night I Dreamt.. was the singular most annoying thing of the whole show - that song is worth the price of admission alone, but whither the plangency and crucial protracted stabbing piano chords intro? Certainly, there were several wonderful parts - Now My Heart Is Full made me cry, but I somehow overall wasn't as moved as I should've been.. I do think it would've been much better if I was at the front though, so I'll make sure I am next time. I helped Stephen write his review because he was partly-basing it on the opinion of a die-hard(at least up till Southpaw) fan! Methinks some of you should take the log from thine eyes - Moz is well past his sell by date, if the next album isn't on a par with Your Arsenal or Vauxhall then he's dead completely.. but I'm sure even that wouldn't stop you buying the records or seeing the concerts, nor me probably, what makes us so sad??!

John <[email protected]>
Glasgow University, and no, you aren't getting my other email address so you can abuse me there - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 19:42:53 (PST) | #16




ummmm...who among us ISN'T aging??...(aside from the Chinese scientist who staves off aging by swallowing mangets)
Just wondering.
And yes, I agree with the first respondant. These reviews all sound the same. bleh!

alainsane
alrightzona - Thu, Nov 18, 1999 at 20:52:35 (PST) | #17




It seems it's time for someone to start to fill the void that will be there when Morrissey is no longer a star. He is getting older and at some point it's just not going to work anymore. Can you imagine a 60 year old Morrissey prancing around the stage and still giving the same types of interviews? Only the people his age or 10 years younger will still care. Let go of it. Life will go on. Life can still be good without Morrissey, but I admit it's disappointing and sad to think of a day when there are no more albums, no more concerts, no more interviews and pictures. Hopefully he can make the best of the next 5 years, because I do believe his shelf life is expiring.

Henry
- Fri, Nov 19, 1999 at 05:25:01 (PST) | #18




The Forum shows were great...I think...for most of each night, the music did seem somewhat irrelevant...it was love that fuelled the show. I do think he should call last orders soon though...let's see what the new album is like (why no new material live?)...then we can bury him gracefully if the time has come.

Life goes on my friends, open the window there's more than one person out there

Ciaran <c_mcanenyhotmail.com>
London - Fri, Nov 19, 1999 at 08:52:12 (PST) | #19




I can't beleive this jerk said that Kill Uncle
was wisely avoided. Morrissey should have avoided
playing stuff off of the last 3 albums and played
stuff off of Kill Uncle, which is in my opinion
his best album!!!! I have been to all of Morrissey's solo US tours and Kill Uncle was by far the best tour he ever did. Unfortunately Morrissey gave into the critics and the press and stopped playing stuff of this marvelous album live. Those songs were great live. If anyone saw
that tour and disagrees, please feel free to speak up.

KILL UNCLE FAN
- Fri, Nov 19, 1999 at 10:53:41 (PST) | #20




John, Henry and Ciaran...please,go home!I never read nothing so cold on this page.
What kind of Morrissey´s fans are you?
Believe me , I really did a effort to understand your words, but I love so much Morrissey and his music, and the things you´ve wrote just don´t make any sense at all in my world!

Maladjusted number two <[email protected]>
Lisbon - Fri, Nov 19, 1999 at 11:12:21 (PST) | #21




i wish people would come up with something more plausible than, "oh, they're just jealous!"

That is completely silly and vague.

I can't think of a way to phrase this to say it in a way I don't mean it (because I don't), but here it is anyway: if the reviewer made comments about the band being what they are, and Morrissey's banter and singing being in top form, he thinks that Morrissey in himself is not the problem. Obviously, that in itself is some sort of positive comment about Morrissey made by the reporter.

syzynny
don't fight fire with silliness - Fri, Nov 19, 1999 at 22:06:46 (PST) | #22




please no more such childish comments
to "KILL UNCLE"!!!! it´s a brilliant
album, look at "sing your life", "end of
the family line" or "harsh truth..."
please, please, please

churchillian legs <[email protected]>
- Thu, Nov 25, 1999 at 13:02:23 (PST) | #23




What is the reference to Edwyn Collins supposed to mean? You show your ignorance of 'indie' history with a facile remark like that.

blue boy
- Sun, Nov 28, 1999 at 05:10:38 (PST) | #24




Am I the only person who thinks "Southpaw" is Moz's best album?

William <[email protected]>
- Sun, Nov 28, 1999 at 11:40:21 (PST) | #25




Sorry, I've just remembered something else. Have you noticed that every journalist researches their reviews so well that they think Morrissey is ACTUALLY singing a new song called 'Why don't women like me?'? (Lost)

William <[email protected]>
- Sun, Nov 28, 1999 at 11:42:52 (PST) | #26






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