..."Nowhere Fast" was quoted in London's Evening Standard last Monday, it read:

"I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen, every sensible child will know what I mean." When The Smiths wrote these lyrics they could never have dreamt that their wish would become reality. For I learn of an anti-royalist group called 'Moon at the Monarchy 2000' whose activists will gather outside Buckingham Palace one day next June to bare their bottocks at the grand old royal seat... 'It's a very political statement,' explains organiser Andy Myson. 'We're expecting 4,000 cheeks.'